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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



at last the gun's will be mine

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


torumps suit...fits??

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


My company gives you $25 in your HSA every month if you walk 10k steps every day and log it with a fitbit and also you have to buy the fitbit and log your time and if you miss a day you get nothing

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


ED BALLS

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


hahahahaha

his loving name

is ED

BALLS

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


you can't make this poo poo up folks

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Idiot Kicker posted:

For many, Republican and Christian are synonyms. Regardless of what the people actually do, they aren't godless Democrats. You can get locked into any line of thinking once that connection is made. The reason the GOP still exists is because they claimed a monopoly on God.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I'm voting Cher in 2020, I think this is a legimately good decision.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


that really is a huge rear end you guys

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Captain_Maclaine posted:

Good lord those loving hidden valley commercials where they show people enthusiastically dipping pizza in ranch I still can't get my head around how anyone, anywhere would think not only is that a good idea but also a marketable point.

I like dippin Casey's pizza in the ranch tubs and shoving it in my face, digesting it and then poopin it out my butt.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


GobiasIndustries posted:

Has Trump actually ever driven a car? Serious question, he grew up rich in NYC.

He drives his expensive cars all the time to cruise for chicks

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


SKULL.GIF posted:

living organisms have an impetus to bond and unite with others

the Truth of Life

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


its almost like showing up at a place at a certain time is the most work he's had to do in decades

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


this is insane

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


GONNA TAKE A BREAK FOR A WHILE AND TRY SOME EASIER PROBLEMS

LIKE TAX REFORM

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


all is full of love. you'll be taken care of. you'll be given love. you have to trust it.

and ed balls

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



:discourse:

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


papa roach...good?

y-yes

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Kimberly always looks freezing cold every time she's in Zordon's Command Center like I wonder what the thermostat is set to in there.

Everyone else always seems fine tho.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Not a Children posted:

Don't be loyal to an employer ya boob, it ain't 1957

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Possibly the most important thing you'll watch in your entire life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqnvpenhpcg

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


You know instead of making all these goofy rear end monsters that look like typewriters and piles of eyeballs, Rita should just do some R&D and spend a little time in order to make a monster that's really good at fighting.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


It's like when Michael Scott declares bankruptcy. You have to literally burst into a room and DECLARE BANKRUPTCY. Otherwise it's not real.

That's how it works for war.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Coolguye posted:

specifically, banker death



Get a load of that dog. Get a load of it.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I'm REAL hungry but I don't have a drat thing to eat.

There's a bunch of pigeons outside imma try and hit one with a shoe.

TRUMP!

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I'm slowly morphing into cabbie Ernest Borgnine IRL

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I got a Turkey & Bacon Ranch Club from the deli today for lunch

It's got so much zesty ranch

My god it's good

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Hamelekim posted:

On the one hand we got Trump, on the other we are seeing the end of so many Conservative pundits. I almost think it's worth it.

Trump is worth it for the sweet release of death by nuclear hellfire, of course.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i said to myself there HAS to be a scene where Bulk gets a huge bowl of chili dumped on his head



it's like our reality is all connected somehow. perhaps by tubes.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Consummate Professional posted:

We all poo poo ourselves when we die

push for free chili

PUSH FOR FREE CHILI

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


mormonpartyboat posted:

i would watch trump debating nixon panic as he slowly descends in a hot air balloon that has run out of fuel, as the news crews/authorities try in vain to save him from landing in the primate enclosure of the cincinatti zoo, where he will be torn apart by mandrills

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


lifehack: putting a steak in the dryer on the high heat cycle will not only cook it to well done perfection but the tumbling will tenderize the meat

which i am doing to celebrate this terrific TRUMP victory against the loser guy

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Duscat posted:

the more they keep pulling this though, the more people are going to get tired of the party that takes away their healthcare and their schools and their environmental protections always winning through technicalities and glitches

:laffo:

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



only the Undertaker teaming up with 1998 era Sting can save us now

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Fidel Castronaut posted:

you gotta be in love with ur sadness like 1990s billie corgan to cling to the belief that trump is doing well and will continue to do well in 2018

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


PostNouveau posted:

Yes, and then the liberal thing to do is believe them and go "lol nothing matters" and give up.

sometimes i like to jump crotch first onto a handrail, pulverizing my tiny nutsack - just to remember I'm alive

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Al! posted:

Not posting bill mitchell is a 6er offense

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/772460287572185088

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

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punchymcpunch posted:

he said he wanted to ban football and an angry mob chased him away

no really




SERIOUSLY

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