- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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oh hello
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Feb 21, 2017 05:33
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Apr 28, 2024 02:29
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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hereby declare this a
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Feb 21, 2017 05:34
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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rip page 10k
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Feb 21, 2017 05:36
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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wheres the poll
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Feb 21, 2017 05:37
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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Nite crew culture is pretty terrible and will inevitably metastasize into the cancer that kills this subforum. The one downside to the HillShill Toxx Amnesty is that it didn't permanently remove them.
even permabans cant stop my shitposting
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Feb 21, 2017 05:41
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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The right honourable Ed Balls has decreed this thread the designated waiting list for liver and pancreas transplants.
This megathread, as per C-SPAM tradition is run and maintained (poorly of course) by a bunch of alcoholic derelicts and druggies who choose poorly how to spend their free time!
This megathread's focus is generally on Donald Trump's current reign as Chancellor of his puppet regime which is run by an ad-hoc skeleton crew known as The Legion of Doom, i.e. "Why we Drink" set to the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgsZx9kHvU4
However, international and domestic incidents are covered as well as loose and general topics, just with the spin of drunken insight into uncharted waters.
Despite being a huge mess of a thread, it is not a chat thread. We have one here.
Our current C-SPAM president at the time of writing this is: crazy cloud All hail! May his unconventional wisdom be our light in these dark and trying times. Inshallah~
Nite Crew has a radio station/video/chat thing which helps unwind from the insanity and blow off some steam
It is most active during EST evening hours, between 7 pm - 1 am Movies typically run at 10 pm EST
http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew
Everyone is welcome to post! Day Crew, Lurkers, Tourists, D&D refugees, whatever. It's not some exclusive club, nobody gives a shiet.
There are only a few conditions to keep in mind while posting here if you are new to this thread and C-SPAM in general.
C-SPAM's Nite Crew embraces the philosophy of Ephemerality: In which all good and bad things come to an end eventually, and our posting is but a mandala for Death 👏 Is 👏 Certain~👏 Namaste.
Fenrir's chains are broken. Hannibal ad portas. Dondal T;armp did a reverse benghazi killing an 8 year old american girl who liked minnie mouse cartoons and an american soldier. Kali has come to collect. Oppenheimer did nothing wrong. Dr. Ian Malcolm was right.
Especially if you are new, read the rules!!
This is important so that you aren't the type of poster that goes
"B-b-but...I came here into this sub-forum to this thread specifically to find substantial news instead of a news site and to engage in disingenuous intellectual debate where I am always right and you are wrong. Instead... all I got was pages and pages of circlejerks, tired memes and terrible youtube links to music!!! I'm complaining because my tummy is upset on account of drinking too much milk and I refuse to offer any articles or links of my own and I won't contribute either!!!"
You aren't the first, and you won't be the last at the McDonald's Drive Thru window. Spam is in the name of the sub-forum It's a fast and loose environment and yer just kicking the hornet's nest if you choose to hit submit reply without this kind of self-awareness going in this thread. It's just a fair warning.
If you really want to have a discussion on a particular topic with regards to Trump, his cabinet or what the h*ck is going on America today, provide links and articles or news. People will engage you! Just don't expect to always fully pan out. Drunks have hang overs to deal with in this nightmare scenario and prefer summaries.
Brevity is cherished here unlike D&D.
If you truly want to gaze into the abyss and learn what the gently caress really happened today, we have this nifty Abyss Gazer device. (Seriously, click on it. You're welcome.)
It is a patented prototype that allows you to observe safely in the finite space of our lives, the dark aura convalescing into this pit of despair without making your brain bleed right out into your eye sockets and dripping grey goo tears after warping into a subconscious singularity where distinguishing the gap between reality and a farce is impossible and you just never come back.
It's not a guarantee, should the prototype fail:
Alcohol has been proven by Nite Crew scientists after laborious experimentation to be the one guarantee to ensure your brain does not go completely broken to survive this presidency.
Time has slowed down significantly since our first Twitter-American President's whirlwind transition into the White House. It has been proven by Nite Crew scientists that alcohol is a time traveling device that will help you escape the phenomenon of slowed down time being weighed down by this highly dense pocket of insanity by briefly altering your consciousness and desyncing it from this current timeline and allowing you to fast forward when possible.
Black out periods have been recorded as common, so as always use it safely and responsibly since tampering with time and space with alcohol requires a massive amount of energy resulting in volatile and unstable rifts in the continuum.
Should you find your alcohol tolerance level too high after a certain point and can no longer fast forward through time, which will be unavoidable after a period.... It will be time to shatter the veil by using alcohol as an incendiary device against the structure that houses this swirling mass known as the Reality Distortion Bubble. You will know when the Reality Distortion Bubble reveals itself, cloaked in the flag and cross, spewing fascist rhetoric.
Be sure to waste as much American whiskey as possible in the process of undertaking in this eventual, inevitable and arduous task.
All good and bad things come to an end, you should know this by now, inshallah.
The Previous thread can be found here.
Here's to 7 more slow, torturous years of this insanity if we aren't lucky enough to be vaporized off this floating chunk of dust suspended in space. It's been a month.
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Feb 21, 2017 05:42
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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drat planned obsolescence, back in my day threads lasted longer than a trump cabinet pick
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Feb 21, 2017 05:44
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- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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is this the new trump thread
check da op
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Feb 21, 2017 05:55
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- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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the old thread had to be closed because it was encroaching the schwarzschild radius of shitposts
and the only gaping hole allowed in the US in donald trump
the shitposts must be free
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Feb 21, 2017 05:58
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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I can't loving believe they're deporting the frigging pandas now
what's next, the fr*ggin gay frogs
drat You Press Secretary Alex Jones
first they make the frogs gay, then say gay frogs have gotta go!!
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Feb 21, 2017 06:02
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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i don't actually live in California, I just rely on it financially.
yikes
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Feb 21, 2017 06:03
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/833850942948716544
crfazy to find myself always cheering for the deep state these days
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Feb 21, 2017 06:09
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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cheers, updated!
Also, we have to incrementally bring back some of the things from the old thread okay. It's a process, you have to work within the system, the mods and IKs and
youre uh, "bringing it back" huh
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Feb 21, 2017 06:17
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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the cardboard president
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Feb 21, 2017 06:19
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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alternate idea - make EVERY page 69
Does the 69 page open by itself and let you use it at will?
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Feb 21, 2017 06:22
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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wordfilter 69 to 68
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Feb 21, 2017 06:23
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- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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its 1 egg, how much could it cost, $10??
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Feb 21, 2017 06:26
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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every new thread I like to briefly believe I have reached a new timelien too where trump isnt president
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Feb 21, 2017 06:43
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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i ordered a new phone but it is backordered for a month so im just hoping my current phone doesnt die until then
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Feb 21, 2017 06:52
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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listen some people just wanna read the forums on their galaxy S running on android froyo
i miss the old days when webtv was bannable
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Feb 21, 2017 06:53
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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Wait, trump gets to be president AND shadow President? Just gently caress all the checks and balances I guess
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Feb 21, 2017 06:58
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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Never buy macs
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Feb 21, 2017 07:06
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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look if any of us were good with money we wouldn't have paid real money that could have gone towards burritos to get on this site
In terms of investment vs return the 40 or whatever dollars I spent on SA is some of the best ever and that's including drugs
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Feb 21, 2017 07:08
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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if you own the 13in macbook pro with touch bar you deserve ridicule
Oh I own a 13in touch bar alright
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Feb 21, 2017 07:15
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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Android has open design so I'm sure you can always get a *giggle* one plus *stifles laughter* headphone jack
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Feb 21, 2017 07:20
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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Make Somalia great again also
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Feb 21, 2017 07:24
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- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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anyways how long until we get to the sex page
How can sex page be real if sex isn't real
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Feb 21, 2017 07:26
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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I see wireless charging becoming way less of a priority if any of the dozen new battery technologies actually takes off, especially if it's super capacitors with decent energy density that can be charged in 30s
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Feb 21, 2017 07:31
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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any super battery is a bomb so gl taking it on a plane
Solid state lithium batteries aren't even flammable
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Feb 21, 2017 07:34
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- Fuck You And Diebold
- Sep 15, 2004
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by Athanatos
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Idk I kind of look forward to the time I can have my toaster automatically shitpost about me making bagels instead of me having to do it manually
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Feb 21, 2017 07:41
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