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Hillary's underlying message\assumption was "Hello adult kids and parents of adult kids, remember how wack neato stupid the mid to late 90s were? Well, let's all pretend it's still like that, and vote accordingly! Catch you on the flippity flop, my fellow matrix heads!" Her stated message was an unbroken hum, like the kind a compressor on a refrigerator makes.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 20:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:26 |
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Typo posted:what if he loses the fight? Jeb could have worn a poncho to all the debates and stuff and hidden a boiler plate under it, like in Back To The Future III.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 21:04 |
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Montasque posted:Judging from this thread it seems her campaign messaging was a little muddled. Hopefully be 2020 she will figure that out, and will be able to defeat Trump once and for all. By 2020 her message will be "I have potable water and will share that potable water with your children if you call me Boss Hill."
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 22:10 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:You're nuts if you don't think they'll go with "Hindsight is 2020." That would be perfectly Dem of them. HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN: Hey, idiots, you feel stupid yet, stupids? Well we're givin' you another chance. EVERYONE: *collectively wrinkles nose, sighs, votes for someone- anyone- else* HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN: Oh drat, they must be misogynists or hate old people or something. Eh, the checks cleared. They're really missing their opportunity to appeal to millennial nostalgia if they don't have a big ad that's a shot for shot remake of the Tales From The Crypt opening but at the end, instead of the Cryptkeeper, it's 73 year old Hillary just having a hell of a time.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 20:10 |
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Brother Friendship posted:Hillary Clinton lost to a guy who literally tells children that he's going to gently caress them and bought a modeling show for underaged children so he could walk into their dressing rooms and see them naked. That's just Donald though. He's just that way, you know. He's so... heh, heh... he's so bad!
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 18:53 |
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Brother Friendship posted:*stares into mirror* The orange man is the brains of our nation, and the fuchsia man is our soul.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 20:47 |
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Helsing posted:If Reich is to be believed then even the most milquetoast left-liberal or populist critiques of the economy and its role in Trump's victory are not just dismissed by the Democratic party's elites but in fact are such alien and bizarre concepts that they elicit reactions of mute incomprehension. I can buy it, considering the liberals on my Facebook are currently waging an epic battle with no one, since they've purged their feeds of ornery relatives post trump, over homophobia vis a vis Beauty & the Beast. It's the only "political" thing I've seen anyone talk about there in at least a week. An elected official is only going to care about what they can't get away with ignoring because their constituency won't let them, so in this case television and movies.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 14:33 |
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Meanwhile the right are calling their representatives and accidentally paraphrasing the 14 Words while asking them to save their way of life from boogeymen. Good times.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 14:57 |
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Condiv posted:I pray for safety from the baloogeymen every night too I don't know what they are, but hell, have $50.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 15:03 |
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Stefan Molyneux extols the virtue of disconnecting from friends and family who question your actions to his ancap cult: very bad, disturbing. Man voluntarily expurgates mother related social media content after she voted for the wrong shrieking boomer wraith: very good, taking a permanent mental health day.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 16:16 |
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The Kingfish posted:Correct me if I'm wrong, you are saying a federally determined cost of living would be a powerful weapon for the left? I think "cost of living" in an awesome phrase to be throwing around if so. cost of living is good because it sounds like a so so REM album that I would defend when I was a teenager because it had one really strong track.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 15:21 |
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Echo Chamber posted:I honestly don't understand why the Drumpf meme had such a weird backlash. I was mildly annoyed because a lot of my family are German and I really don't want the first time a German American gets to run the country since, like, what, Eisenhower, to end with him going fash and maybe bombing stuff. Like, whenever America thinks of us now they think "smug fastidious sex pervert" or "sleepy town that I fled from that is full of laid off dock workers, bowling alley rapists and lovely sons of used car dealership owners" or "the boring Protestant family down the road that digs holes for some reason"; Drumpf could connect it to "nazinazinazinazinazinazi".
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 22:03 |
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logikv9 posted:it's not a very good zoo It's the truckstop zoo on the road to oblivion.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 22:32 |
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GamingHyena posted:
It's not a slogan, it's a comeback a random democrat pundit would make on Real Time when a republican counterpart said Trumps slogan. The republican would be silenced by the audience freaking out because the applause sign told them to. Hillarys campaigns big mistake was thinking the voting booths have the same kind of electric signs in them & herd stress that tell the hoi polloi how to react. You communicate with people exclusively in one sided, controlled and shaped venues your whole career as a public servant and, whoa, what, you end up not knowing what they're really like?!?!?!
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 14:16 |
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The Brown Menace posted:all those years, mr the rock, you were dropping the elbows not for the people, but on the people
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 22:34 |
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I'm picturing a room full of communists trying to struggle session The Rock and getting thrown around like bags of sorghum. If you took a picture of it it would look like that statue of the angry dude covered in babies.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 22:36 |
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CharlestonJew posted:massive gun control regulations would pass within the hour Well, the cops would run them over with APCs first, maybe go shoot some of their families while performing illegal searches of their homes for evidence of terrorist organizations, then the regulations, then we'd talk about how bad it was and how this was going to being the big moment when people wake up, then the public would forget about it. Then a little while later "Hey, what if WE tried getting MORE guns?" --- I was the it that had the conniption, by the way. That dude is a horse-dog-maniac & I knew the only end position of this moron arguing with that moron is both of us locked in a hateful nerd bitch embrace as the thread burned down around us.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 16:22 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:TBH I'd vote for her if she did that. She'd probably have to get beltway creeps under the pretense that they were going to be staffers to be her hostages, because at this point even dogs whine and crawl away when she comes near, so I say just let her mow them down.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 19:23 |
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Jesus please us, I bet the minute her butt touched the desk chair in the Oval Office, she would exhale with satisfaction one last time and pass from this earth, returning to the Manichean hive devil mind that spawned her.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 22:55 |
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falcon2424 posted:What's with this need to have losers concede quickly? It makes them look more stately. American politicians have (up until now, I have no clue what's going on now) valued prim decorum over their constituency.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 17:52 |
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"oh no, I want to make a fuss, but I better just sit here stiffly, looking like a scarecrow someone made to keep civil liberties from landing & eating their profits."
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 17:55 |
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Thoguh posted:I don't actually believe she just passed out and got found though because (1) that's a downtown area with people always around during the day and (2) there's no way she just walked away from the secret service for hours. Maybe she was totally covered in nesting pigeons and so no one could tell that it was presidential hopeful Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton, and not just a pile of pigeons.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 18:36 |
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Eventually she was discovered when a hobo lifted one of the pigeons off of her in order to eat it, exposing her rictus smile framed by wings and bird feces.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 18:39 |
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Shear Modulus posted:On the contrary, the 2016 recounts were actually good and hilarious because Jill Stein ripped off the Democrats to the tune of millions of dollars. I know what you're talking about, but in my mind it was by shilling essential oils.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 19:25 |
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President Stein make colloidal silver consumption mandatory, America becomes nation of Smurfs, effectively ending racism.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 19:31 |
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Condiv posted:my uncle did this to himself. he's not as blue as he used to be, more greyish now That's awesome, you uncle sounds awesome!
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 19:37 |
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steinrokkan posted:She has as many personalities, as there are recorded sightings of her. But behind all of them is just a little girl. A dead little girl, smothered by the other personalities because it wouldn't stop telling them to reconsider their actions.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 21:15 |
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"You won't have ol Tricky Clit to kick around," said the woman in the mandarin collar to the press corp, before bursting into a cloud of hungry crows.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 15:05 |
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Dreddout posted:Wait a sec, "America is great because America is good" is an actual thing and not just a Cspam joke? I mean, the logic is airtight. So airtight in fact that anyone who adopts it has gone brain dead from oxygen deprivation, but still.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 19:09 |
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anime was right posted:imagine bill clinton with a smart phone when he was 30 That dick would stay so wet it would get pruney. He'd have trench dick.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 22:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:26 |
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Shear Modulus posted:Bush Jr was like incredibly dumb by any standards. We only think he's dumb because school & standardized tests don't take into consideration the unique needs and talents of a fake east coast cowboy boss baby who probably cranked it in a coffin while looking at the skull of a native american at least once.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 15:17 |