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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
Just got this little gem in my inbox today



lmao what the gently caress is this actually for

e: i didn't vote for trump btw. I just went to a rally and got put on a mailing list i guess??

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

the J in donald J trump is for :jackbud:

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Hell Yeah posted:

the J in donald J trump is for :jackbud:

I thought it was Jose??

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
If anybody needs to beg for money, it's old rich white billionaires

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'd like some money too

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

gopteam.gop doesn't seem to exist so I think they just want you to subscribe to having your identity or credit card numbers stolen

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

gopteam.gop doesn't seem to exist so I think they just want you to subscribe to having your identity or credit card numbers stolen

How dare the president do this!

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

gopteam.gop doesn't seem to exist so I think they just want you to subscribe to having your identity or credit card numbers stolen

the don would never lie. mods please take out the trash.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

How dare the president do this!

Stealing the OPs identity and credit cards is winning bigly

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
Donald J Trump called you his friend.

I wish I had friends.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

The Loin King posted:

Donald J Trump called you his friend.

I wish I had friends.

I'll be your friend :)

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I traded all my cash for Donald Trump Fun Bux

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
real Dons dont ask twice. better pay up.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

poopnanners posted:

real Dons dont ask twice. better pay up.

Buona sera. What have I ever done to make you tread me so disrespectfully?

Now watch this drive.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Where do I donate money to nuke the white house? Should I contact the hollywood liberals? :confused:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Nolan Arenado posted:

Where do I donate money to nuke the white house? Should I contact the hollywood liberals? :confused:

Buy a Madonna box set.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





dawnaldjaytrumted@teamred.winning

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
send money to defeat the liberal communists!!!

*rattles can*

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I'm on goopteam, a Gwynth Paltrow support group

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Now sign up for gooteam.com, a crowdsourced bukkake group.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I donated a $25 gift certificate for P. F. Chang's to President Trump

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
idiot tax

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
voluntary taxes! please donate today!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Oscar Wild posted:

Now sign up for gooteam.com, a crowdsourced bukkake group.

Does that imply that there's bukkake that ISN'T crowdsourced?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
It costs $10 to register as a citizen and $10 to get your old visa back if you break the rules and get deported.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cthulu Carl posted:

Does that imply that there's bukkake that ISN'T crowdsourced?

I save all my cum and freeze and then when I have enough I melt it all down again and load up like 10 of those squirt dildos and cum all over myself.

You have to be self sufficient in this life you can't just depend on others for everything!!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Moridin920 posted:

I save all my cum and freeze and then when I have enough I melt it all down again and load up like 10 of those squirt dildos and cum all over myself.

You have to be self sufficient in this life you can't just depend on others for everything!!

Prepper found

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
hey guys do we want to open a gofundme for the don? I'll donate a couple thou'

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
If u think about it your taxes are now a sub to The Don.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Like, is he just going to give all the money to news outlets he likes and tell them to "keep up the good work"?

No, wait. He's Donald Trump. He's going to pocket the money and keep complaining about the media until the time is ripe to begin the frontal assault against all muslims.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

phasmid posted:

Like, is he just going to give all the money to news outlets he likes and tell them to "keep up the good work"?

No, wait. He's Donald Trump. He's going to pocket the money and keep complaining about the media until the time is ripe to begin the frontal assault against all muslims.

he's actually putting all of the money into a "swamp fund". he wants to build a swamp and then drain it himself so he can stand in front of it and say "hahah see i lived up to my campaign promise but actually filled the white house with more corrupt politicians and special-interests groups haha got ya, ya friccin morons."

Sad!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yeah those Hollywood folk love big government. :downs:

Lt Dan Ice Cream
Jul 29, 2006

Lipstick Apathy
LOL I wasn't an activist but well yeah I guess I am now. This guy is a dick. I will actively vote against him.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

You know how the republicans always send out those biased surveys and liberals spam them with inappropriate comments?

I'm sure Trump doesn't even know they exist, but if he somehow got access to all of the survey results, do you think he would send the CIA to arrest all of the liberal responders and hang them for treason?

I submitted one of those surveys and said my favorite news website was sucktheshitoutofmyasshole.com and if Trump actually saw that I feel there is no way he would let me live.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Wait is this real. Did the president of the usa literally ask for a subscription to his president service. If so goddamn, we have reached peak america.

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

Nolan Arenado posted:


if Trump actually saw that I feel there is no way he would let me live.

please forward me that survey if this is the case

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Son of Rodney posted:

Wait is this real. Did the president of the usa literally ask for a subscription to his president service. If so goddamn, we have reached peak america.

you have to stop the alt-right leftist fakers

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah those Hollywood folk love big government. :downs:

State governments give tax breaks to Hollyweird to film in their location. I know that Louisiana was huge into this, and I'm sure Georgia must have too for The Walking Dead

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

I spent my sustaining subscription fee on Stormfront this year, welp

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Korranus posted:

I spent my sustaining subscription fee on Stormfront this year, welp

Lowtax thanks you

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