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I'm the kind of person that thinks all day about genie wishes and what would be the most effective ones possible, without any real downside. What I've come up with so far is - I wish for good digestion. There's nothing worse than a stomach ache or indigestion or bloating or worse. I would absolutely snap wish for perfect, efficient digestion. |
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Zyla posted:I'm the kind of person that thinks all day about genie wishes and what would be the most effective ones possible, without any real downside. similarly but distinctly, I'm the kind of person who constantly thinks about ways that a dick genie would try to interpret a wish in a way that hosed me in this case I strongly recommend you specify that you are the digester here, not the digestee |
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Manifisto posted:similarly but distinctly, I'm the kind of person who constantly thinks about ways that a dick genie would try to interpret a wish in a way that hosed me do genies hose people? i thought they were grateful to be free. wish: i dont want to be broke. not rich, just like $4 in my wallet |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 00:39 |
kittens that don't grow up is the obvious choice??? maaaybe a puppy??? baby ducks might be cuter than kittens don't tell anyone ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 00:40 |
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I would wish for everyone I ever come in contact with, even if it's for a brief time and despite whatever they may be going through in their life, they are immediately beset with a sense of calm.
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:50 |
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Every time you need a stopwatch but have to end up using a wall clock or an analog watch, the second hand is perfectly sweeping around to 12 exactly when you want it to. |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:50 |
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I wish you were nicer to me >:(
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:05 |
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I wish for a subway gift card that will never run out.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:17 |
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I just wanna fly |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:19 |
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ok you guys, i got this poo poo all figured out ok first of all i would wish that i had a better idea of what to wish for then for my next two i guess the first wish would take care of it paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:55 |
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i wish that the dvd player screensaver always bounced in the corner
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:55 |
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i wish that i had the power to control the temperature of food, but only in varying degrees of confort/disconfort like making oatmeal room temp at will
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:57 |
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i wish i was dead |
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Piso Mojado posted:i wish i was dead good things come to those who wait paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Piso Mojado posted:i wish i was dead wish granted I think, you were dead or at least unalive then you decided to take a walk on the wild side, or somebody decided for you |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 03:24 |
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the power of sleep |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 03:45 |
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Splatmaster posted:I would wish for everyone I ever come in contact with, even if it's for a brief time and despite whatever they may be going through in their life, they are immediately beset with a sense of calm. Then one day you're in a desperate action movie type situation and you need one hero type person to just go absolutely apeshit but when u go up to them they're just like "hmmm hi think i actually might just chill out a lil " |
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1337kutkufan6969 posted:Every time you need a stopwatch but have to end up using a wall clock or an analog watch, the second hand is perfectly sweeping around to 12 exactly when you want it to. I worked in radio approximately forever ago, and I can definitely conirm that this would have been wonderful!
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mister magpie posted:i wish that the dvd player screensaver always bounced in the corner |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:08 |
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I wish I could plug in my laptop and it would work immediately instead of fiddling with the plug until it works and then trying not to move too much.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:11 |
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I don't think there's any real downside to wishing for a delicious stack of pancakes. The fluffy kind, with lots of butter and syrup. |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:12 |
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if i was a genie I would make it like a 100 ton stack of pancakes that crushes you to death.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:13 |
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A nice donut every once in a while?
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alnilam posted:Then one day you're in a desperate action movie type situation and you need one hero type person to just go absolutely apeshit but when u go up to them they're just like "hmmm hi think i actually might just chill out a lil " Thanks for using your wish for me to be in a movie one day! I'll hook you up with some cool cameo parts in my future movies. What kind of limo do you think we should rent for my premier opening party? We'll have to send out invitations for our fellow Yobbers, too because it wouldn't be a party without the rest of you guys. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:19 |
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I could give my whole kingdom for a horse right now. *genie appears with an impish grin on his face*
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:36 |
i don't want to remembered for my miserable fate via grandiose demands from a powerful demon skilled in word-play so genie, i wish to know what vitamin I lack when my feet vary rarely seize up and hurt when i extend them |
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 09:05 |
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1. Always get the USB in the first try. 2. Gain ability to forget specific books you've read. (So you can read them again for the first time) 3. Become able to see the stars at night as if there's no light pollution and no clouds. |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 09:46 |
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Beachcomber posted:1. Always get the USB in the first try. |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 12:51 |
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Zyla posted:- I wish for good digestion. |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:16 |
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First wish, I wish for a lawyer specializing in genie law Second, I wish for eternal happiness, but make sure my lawyer gets rid of all the caveats and potential pitfalls Third, I wish for my genie lawyer to be set free |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:06 |
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i wish that pulling my peepee out at urinals wasn't so goddamn strenuous getting it through the boxer-briefs, then through the thermal underwear, then above the waistline of my sweatpants, then through the diaper, and finally through my corduroys. jesus christ. |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:11 |
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and none of them have fly holes, i just have to push through until i tear through each one of em |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:13 |
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"Man, I wish I knew what time it was." I muttered to myself. "Wish granted!" boomed a djinn as it appeared before me. The djinn leaned in and whispered in my ear "It's Miller time." And now I am stuck in a hellish existence comprised solely of crumby beer
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Zyla posted:I'm the kind of person that thinks all day about genie wishes and what would be the most effective ones possible, without any real downside. that would be my first wish if i had good digestion i wouldnt hate myself nearly so much |
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Historical Wizards posted:"Man, I wish I knew what time it was." I muttered to myself. "Wish granted!" boomed a djinn as it appeared before me. The djinn leaned in and whispered in my ear "It's Miller time." lol its always miller time if your names miller
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 21:21 |
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MrWillsauce posted:if i was a genie I would make it like a 100 ton stack of pancakes that crushes you to death. This was how I wanted to go anyway, so the jokes on you genie |
# ? Feb 24, 2017 21:32 |
to not forget my keys every time i left the house
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:28 |
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would good digestion include less diarrhea/constipation? that would make life much better
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:29 |
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A cat that listens |
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Mariana Horchata posted:I just wanna fly (Side effects include hugs from babies, world travel, and crumbling statues) |
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