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Captain Gordon posted:http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/talkingtech/2017/02/23/crytpocurrency-bitcoin-all-time-high-116359/98315128/ let me know when you get real money from it.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 03:02 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 11:02 |
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Serak posted:Consistent upward trajectory see more details
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 03:12 |
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numberoneposter posted:i keep clicking but its not working lol
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 03:15 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:wait, i'm a fuckup up freak and sicko. maybe bitcoins would be right for me? lol
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 03:25 |
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Enfield posted:i disagree, and think its amazeballs jokes were said
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 03:29 |
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Rutibex posted:bitcoins are backed with math, US dollars are backed by nuclear weapons. the choice is clear yeah. this is good for bitcoin E: I think
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 01:20 |
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SpaghetioSexNoises posted:Nuclear weapons are like math x1000 also they use chemistry and physics
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 01:25 |
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El Estrago Bonito posted:What's funny is that in a odd perversion of the idea that the free market will provide Bitcoin is basically being shadow regulated by a bunch of money launderers and drug sellers who want to protect their assets. They are fixing exchanges and controlling the market so that they can use it as a reliable currency to facilitate crime (especially now that Steam is becoming more locked down, although for small scale laundering Steam can't be beat) it's just the only people who are reaping the benefit from it are criminals. So little Danny nerd in his moms basement drying strawberries and tanking the power bill gets none of the protections of a regulated system unless he wants to interact with the people who are granted that ability (IE if he wants to buy drugs) but the Russians and other people who are using it to facilitate drug smuggling and large scale money laundering reap all the benefits. I got about three words in and aint gonna read the rest of this (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 02:17 |
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there is no place to sell bitcoins for real money
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 02:24 |
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:have they fixed that thing that was making transactions impossibly slow months ago btw tell me when you sell your bitcoins
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 02:25 |
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I hope not
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 02:36 |
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Extra Large Marge posted:Bitcoin will stick around as long as it remains a viable currency for: also buying child porn. God I hate bitcoin!
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 03:07 |
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some dude in the yospos thread made like $1500 amazon bucks. From Dogecoin. Anyone ever make any money from bitcoin?
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 07:14 |
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Buttcoin purse posted:Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka has definitely gotten from me so I could laugh at funny coins, plus lots more from some bitcoiners who have registered multiple accounts and given us great avatars just to show us how rich they are. yeah, thats pretty funny too
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 07:35 |
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a cyberpunk goose posted:Who actually uses bitcoin for anything besides as high risk commodity? Or people cashing out ransom ware fees hodl bitch
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 08:38 |
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:One of the "victims" was a guy the FBI busted and flipped, the other was just some guy? According to the wired article no no no, it was the fbi guy named Carl Mark Force IV. In one email he was pretending to be a girl, but signed it carl. Then realised it and said his name was Carla the whole Ross Ulbricht thing is a calamity of incompetence. Ross had a file on his laptop called mycrimes.txt
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 00:38 |
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Dmitri-9 posted:No running an encrypted online drug empire from Austin, TX was a stroke of genius. my favorite part of the whole debacle was when Ross' mom testified that he's such a nice boy, one time he went and got the car for his friends after the movies when it was raining
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 01:37 |
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LolitaSama posted:Whats the consensus?: I hear word on the street is even if i had bitcoins I wouldn't be able to convert it bitcoin is boring and stupid and going nowhere. Laughing at bitcoin and its stupid cult is priceless
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 02:09 |
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Was that guy who took his sisters college money after their parents died then lost it all in one of the bubbles real or not? That one wasn't funny, it just made me sad
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 02:17 |
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Doesn't matter you're just trying to discredit Bitcoin, a proof of concept that nerds have seized on and insist is a real money but also a commodity and anyone can do it (they can't) If I was trying to discredit bitcoin I would post brazil.txt
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 02:29 |
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exploded mummy posted:brazil.txt? no way I am going to look for that trash heap
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 02:37 |
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mojo1701a posted:Oh how I envy your first time.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 02:37 |
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vortmax posted:I know that's your gimmick, but GBS doesn't know. you should also post the one where the 19 year old anarcho-capitalist got himself beat up by some Greek anarchists
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 02:59 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:haha that was new to me that dude is bitcoin incarnate
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 03:01 |
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What ever happened to Nebby? He was the dude who loved bitcoin when he went off his meds, right? Did he ever make it big?
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 02:00 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:you can't really turn bitcoins back into fiat, but you can buy a bunch of drugs and sell those for fiat just one more reason to legalize and tax drugs
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 02:06 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:look at this scrub using coinbase to get the bitcoins he'll buy bath salts with bath salt are a real drug. Its were Flordiaman gets his powers
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 02:19 |
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Bleusilences posted:Can you actually get money OUT of the ecosystem? For what I seen it is almost impossible or a terribly slow process to sell bitcoin back to actual currency... Bitcoin is its own currency. It's based on shame and desperation
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 02:52 |
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plape tickler posted:No, but that was a few years ago. Not seeing anything about providing tax returns to sell in their faq. its capital gains, its in the e-z tax forms
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 03:10 |
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plape tickler posted:They required pictures of my driver's license to buy. like a bank would?
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 03:34 |
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Zo posted:i can't really tell if goons really believe the "you can't cash out bitcoins" meme or if they're just desperately holding onto that thought to avoid the truth of having missed out on free money we just have trouble bowing down to our new bitcoin overlords
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 04:03 |
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Paladinus posted:You know what would be a good start? Buying a bithcoin. Buttcoin! There I said it!
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 02:24 |
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Paladinus posted:Holy poo poo......................................coin when the new order takes over, remember, i said it
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 02:38 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Btc at $6000. Suck my drat dick goons. How much real money you got now?
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 03:38 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Coinbase.com makes it stupid easy to withdraw and purchase bitcoin. Do you need help wiping your own rear end too? sell all your bitcoin.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 05:17 |
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buttcoin
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 05:45 |
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Chadzok posted:this is good stuff, keep hittin that vein I think divabot is the guy who wrote a book on how ridiculous bitscoin is. it took him over a year because poo poo kept getting stupider and stupider
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 14:17 |
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divabot posted:nine months, including three where I just looked at it and went "ew", which I understand is a totally standard phase in writing a book gimme a link for amazon and i will buy your book. might even read it
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 21:35 |
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evilweasel posted:the list of financial regulations bitfinex is not violating is probably shorter than the list of ones it is violating is it a crime to pump up the cost of bitcoins for personal gain? I don't see that anywhere in the constitution
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 21:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 11:02 |
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divabot posted:well since you ask! bitcoin is a honeypot and comedy goldmine. I bought your book by the way.
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