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The fat nerd's cat is the real mastermind. Its name is on the documents.
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Feb 25, 2017 10:54
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Spatial posted:Post random trivia about bitcoin that make you laugh. Thankfully, president Trump has removed restrictions on coal industry, which basically signals a new golden age of bit coins.
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Feb 25, 2017 13:32
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Feb 25, 2017 14:16
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SHISHKABOB posted:This is my Bitcoin prediction: they are gonna be like trump. Everyone laughs their rear end off at the idea of it succeeding and the whole time it's just like wtf, but some ppl believe earnestly. And then boom outta nowhere it's gonna take over. Trump will make America great again for everyone, so it doesn't matter if you laughed at him or voted for him (or both). The same with bitscons.
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Feb 25, 2017 14:26
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When I was young, everyone had their wallet on a chain. Everyone who was super uncool, lmao.
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Feb 25, 2017 23:11
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Moridin920 posted:Bitcoins are dumb but there is this long running meme on here about how it is impossible to cash out... Try it and report back then.
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Feb 28, 2017 18:12
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CARL MARK FORCE IV.
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Mar 1, 2017 02:18
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AARO posted:Currently at $1080 down from $1248 24 hours ago. Time to BUY!
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Mar 17, 2017 09:00
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I AM THE TOILET posted:can't help but feel that bitcoins are valuable in the same sense that some piece of furniture on the antiques roadshow is valuable insofar as good loving luck in finding someone who would actually pay you real loving money for that poo poo You can sit in a chair.
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Mar 17, 2017 12:53
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Buy low, sell lower!
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Mar 17, 2017 15:17
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OMGVBFLOL posted:i still cant quite figure out how bitcoin is so super anonymous if everyone who uses it supposedly has to download like every transaction ever to the tune of a bajillion gigs or w/e You don't have to download it if you just want to pay with butts, that's only for people who check others' transactions for a small reward. But blockchain that contains all transactions ever is indeed accessible to everyone, and although transactions don't usually carry any personal info apart from your relayed IP address, it is relatively easy to trace them.
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Apr 1, 2017 12:08
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Link to Goatse in Sources, IMO.
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Jun 30, 2017 12:04
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Can I put my smart home's internet of things blockchain on cloud?
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Aug 5, 2017 01:24
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Professor Shark posted:Who is wining the SPlit War? Nintendo Switch.
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Aug 6, 2017 14:51
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Remember when robbers have stolen 1% of all existing money in the world in one day? That was pretty bad.
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Oct 6, 2017 22:09
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OP, I would like to purchase a bit coin. Do you accept pocket lint?
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Oct 7, 2017 00:48
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Djeser posted:the bitcoin price doesn't matter because it doesn't mean anything. it is literally a meaningless number, especially given how many exchanges have been struggling to provide USD withdrawals. the price of bitcoin isn't denominated in actual USD, it's denominated in theoretical USD that you might get if the exchange lets you cash out But you can buy Minesweeper with it!
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Oct 7, 2017 01:33
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Bits coin can be used to process transactions of one (1) supermarket on a busy day. That's pretty good. But get this, now there's also new Bits coin - it's cash Bits coin instead of cheques, which is a Bits coin revolution. Now you can have two (2) supermarkets working 24/7 fully operating with Bits coins. This is double good!
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Oct 7, 2017 03:43
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Bytecoin is better than regular (fake) money, because - If you send it to the wrong address or someone scams you, you can't return it - There are no fees, except for the fees you need to pay not to wait ten minutes for your payment to go through - Everyone can see everyone's transactions, so it makes it super anonymous - Constantly failing and 'hacked' buttcoin banks and exchanges push you toward being your own bank, a thing that everyone wants to be. It's like being your own dentist or your own marriage counselor. Super cool. - A scary thug can't steal your bits. Hackers and scammers can, but they don't have knives, and even when they steal all your money, they still probably can't hurt you, because bitsoin dreams about murderdrones are not real (yet!). - Bitscoin makes some video cards cost more! How can you not buy bitscoins right now??
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Oct 7, 2017 04:01
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Imagine thinking reddit mods are so awesome you buy the official /r/buttcoin book laughing about buttcoins, stickied by the mod that also wrote it L M A O The book is already on blockchain, pal. Your own computer is reading it right now, lmao.
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Oct 7, 2017 04:38
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Yeah I don't have a loving subreddit dedicated to mocking buttcoins dude, I didn't self publish a book made up of misleading cherry picked poo poo, I chime in on a forum from time to time but of course the guy that could only muster an emoticon as a post.... what am I expecting in response There are people who deny the Holocaust has ever happened. And there's also a dude who makes fun of bit'n'coins.
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Oct 7, 2017 05:11
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Every time you use bit's coins, Libertarian Jesus smiles in heaven. Please consider using bobscoin.
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Oct 7, 2017 11:33
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Bitcoin cannot fail, it can only be failed.
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Oct 8, 2017 08:35
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I've probably made more money on pogs back in school than 99% of buttlords have on bitcoins.
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Oct 8, 2017 12:17
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Yes and, I'm asking you to explicitly state it instead of implying it, so I can respond to what you are saying, instead of what I think you are saying. Reply to the goddamn effortpost, you enormous cretin. Jesus Christ, you've spent so much time and precious processing power arguing with people on the internet, you could have literally mined 0.0001 of a satoshi, which is basically millions of dollars in 2020. You loving twit.
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Oct 11, 2017 22:13
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Uhh I reject your request and criteria dude, sorry. Please find someone else to engage on these terms, I haven't enjoyed any aspect of your discourse or how genuinely loving lovely it is. Look, dude, I just want a long enough post from you that I can read in a funny voice. Can you melt down faster?
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Oct 11, 2017 22:21
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Like, I started replying line by line and it became unreadable, then I started rewriting it so it was a cohesive post, it seems pretty lovely that you are being this demanding about it... I started posting in here a few hours ago? The guy had a few days to write it up, I'm not on any kind of loving deadline to reply here and so why are you pretending I am? I'm sure all those four days you literally ignored something awful dot com, not even checking on a thread where you habitually spree-post what amounts to light novels of text. Not even on your phone. Because you clearly have a very cool and exciting offline irl real life.
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Oct 11, 2017 22:23
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Oh, goons with their poisonous tongues are at it again. Sure, Amway, a COMPLETELY legal business that is ranked No. 29 among the largest privately held companies, there is no doubt that this huge multinational company is a scam. Let's just ignore that people make literal millions of dollars, and focus on some guy whose house burnt down because some Legacy of Clean brand detergents are known to catch fire at 29 Celsius. How can you be so intensely reluctant to see that it turns out, OH MY GOD, you can make MONEY selling PRODUCTS? What is wrong with you? How could this make less sense in your dumb heads than selling produce from your farm? Can you give me even one reason why Amway could be consedered a bad investment not stooping down to idiotic statistics where people who STILL OWN AMWAY PRODUCTS AND CAN SELL THEM AT ANY MOMENT are counted as ones that lose money on Amway. Come on, I'm ready to answer literally your every question, unless I don't feel like it!
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Oct 11, 2017 22:34
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Are you legit acting like I owe you a response within a certain time? Are you paying me for this? You've consented to this joinder by replying, you gently caress. Respect the contract.
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Oct 11, 2017 22:38
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Ham Sandwiches posted:No I didn't consent to any stupid poo poo, get hosed You con, you fraud! How very dare you! No wonder you couldn't make your way in the Bitcoin community where gentlemen never go back on their word.
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Oct 11, 2017 22:57
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Computer Serf posted:
Ah the old internet pogs prank. You've forgotten the part where there is no pog number 15, though.
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Oct 11, 2017 23:00
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Oct 11, 2017 23:04
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Ham Sandwiches posted:So what I disagree with is that presenting Bitcoins / cryptocoins as yet another entry in a long list of well worn scams is simply untrue. Bridge scams, confidence scams, "people think its worth something" scams are long and storied. Cryptocurrencies, a non nation state specific way that you can buy goods and services not tied to any one nation state and capped in supply and using a decentralized system - is fundamentally different. Applying those same tired labels inhibits discourse, just like calling it Gambling did. I think cryptocurrencies should be evaluated on their merits and dealt with according to each person's appetite for risk, rather than using simplistic labels that are clearly inapplicable. Okay, you know, I have to agree with you on that one after reading your post carefully. I am not afraid to admit I'm wrong when I'm wrong, and I hope everyone can do that. I would also like to apologise if I cam off mean when replying, I can see now that you know your stuff, and when you say that Bitcoin is not 'another entry in a long list of well worn scams', you can't be more right. It's a brand new type of scam. A scam on your computer. Scam 2.0.
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Oct 11, 2017 23:53
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Blade Runner posted:pala no Oh poo poo, I've checked the wiki, and the original Scam 2.0 is some internet forum where people pay ten US dollars just to register. The price of accountcoins is very stable, though.
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Oct 12, 2017 00:19
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Blade Runner posted:Please explain to me and everyone else what exactly makes Bitcoins special, and why anyone ever would use them over literally any other option. What is so special about cryptocurrencies? The market cap is an artificial and utterly arbitrary thing. Not being tied to a nation state is also relatively arbitrary, because, again, any nation state could just loving take it if it felt like it. It seems like discourse with you on this subject involves the tacit acceptance that Bitcoin is somehow special, and I refuse to acknowledge that, because it isn't. It's poorly coded, does nothing particularly well, and has several pitfalls that make it awful for all of its touted use cases. It currently only has any use because its trade volume is so low that the Federal Government just refuses to look into it much. He explains this in his very first point. You can quickly buy drugs and child pornography for personal use with bitcoins, and not be too afraid to get arrested. Maybe learn to read, lol.
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Oct 12, 2017 00:22
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Ham Sandwiches posted:So a sort of implicit scam, like tulips. Except even in that case, you can point to the tulip growers that benefited and the cultural aspects of flowers that involved people. So tulips were a better scam than bitcoins? Aren't new exciting things supposed to be better? To this day the greatest contribution to art and culture related to crypto is this image  And it's not even about Bitcons.
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Oct 12, 2017 00:49
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Uhm, pretty sure bitcoin sells GPUs.
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Oct 12, 2017 01:04
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Introducing NEW revolutionary WiFi-enabled cat toilet* with smell-o-vision attachment for your phone**. Now you can smell your cat's poo poo and piss from the comfort of ANYWHERE***. *As seen on TV **Only Windows devices are supported ***Up to 3 metres
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I work for Big Fiat, and that's why I hate bitscoin. I am afraid I can lose my job, which is printing money and also burning money.
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