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Apr 24, 2014

EorayMel posted:

what it becomes is entirely a function of what it can do

I remember reading this thing before about how bitcoin is the most amazing thing to happen to the planet since the human brain, but reading it again I feel like the phrase above is like another way of saying it's a solution looking for a problem.

Baiku posted:



It's almost too late boys.

That is some genuine bitcoin TA right there! :thumbsup:

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Apr 24, 2014

EorayMel posted:

Similar deal with an exchange called bitfinex. They got hacked and some people lost all the bitcoins they put in, others were totally unaffected because they dealt in USD. So the exchange straight-up stole funds from other people to cover the BTC losses so the burden of this hack was helped spread equally.

So what, you lose 20% of your funds, but that's better than having 100% of your funds trapped in some lovely country maybe? Sorry for your loss if you live in a place like that.

Probably people trying to buy their tickets out of lovely third-world countries also get scammed regularly. Much like how bitcoin works, I guess that's the price of having to do business with criminals.

Oops, I was expressing sympathy for those less fortunate than me there. What I meant to say was we should build a wall to keep out the bitcoiners and refuse them visas. I mean refuse more of them visas, and refuse them more permanently, not like Roger Ver who eventually got back in. Maybe if they're already citizens, then renounce their citizenships for them.

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Apr 24, 2014

OP do you already have a grindr account? If so you're a mere age change away from hooking up with some bitcoins, it's never too late to buy buy BUY!

Sorry I don't remember what age you need to use, I think it was pretty old though.

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Apr 24, 2014

SpaghetioSexNoises posted:

I would highly advise against this, you're going up against this kind of operation siphoning off a national grid:



Some of those Chinese bitcoin mining operations have their own hydroelectric generators don't they?

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Apr 24, 2014

LethalGeek posted:

Unrelated: everyone involved in bitcoins should loving die. I'm not kidding.

I don't know Drone_Fragger that well, but I'm not sure that I agree with this statement.

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Apr 24, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Anyone ever make any money from bitcoin?

Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka has definitely gotten :10bux: from me so I could laugh at funny coins, plus lots more :10bux: from some bitcoiners who have registered multiple accounts and given us great avatars just to show us how rich they are.

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Apr 24, 2014

Ham Sandwiches posted:

The posters that post poo poo about bitcoin do so without any knowledge or direct investment.

Whoa poo poo divabot is writing a book and doesn't have any knowledge about the subject? I bet it's going to be a bad book, kind of like your posts.

mojo1701a posted:

Always knew he had libertarian sympathies ever since he named himself Jeffrey of YOSPOS instead of YOSPOS Jeffrey.

My mind is blown, mojo ::of-the-family:: 1701a.

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Apr 24, 2014

Ham Sandwiches posted:

Did you know that the bitcoin sister inheritance thing is fake?

Well, the people posting the link knew that because they probably remembered from when it was brought up. What's really interesting is... nobody felt the need to clarify that "Yeah that's made up bullshit for laughing at Bitcoiners"

just repeating the same old bullshit from years ago guys no big deal :coolfish:

Please tell me that brazil.txt isn't made up too!

Ham Sandwiches posted:

even divabot's links from today are misleading the coinbase one worked out fine and the ticket was closed why link that bullshit :confused:

How misleading was it, on a scale from "slightly misleading" to "very misleading"?

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Apr 24, 2014

divabot posted:

Oh look, Bitcoin dropped $500! Let's look at the exchanges you can get ActualMoney out of ...


HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

It's because those fools don't HODL through the small dips! Don't sell when the price goes down! HODL, it'll just go up again, I guarantee it!1 Please don't sell until I do.

1. Not an actual guarantee.

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Apr 24, 2014

Look guys it's easy to cash out your bitcoins, you just buy a bunch of weasel dust and sell it get high on it and rob a bunch of stores to get cash.

Computer Serf posted:



The dogecoiners were right all along.. to the moon!!!!!!

I'm familiar with log charts, but do I need red/blue stereo glasses for this chart?


Yes, we can confirm that the wheels fell off.

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Apr 24, 2014


That face just makes me irrationally angry, like I want to punch my screen, which is ironic since I did a GIS and recognized his name from that Let's Read: "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" thread I read a little of. I can't even remember many of his stupid opinions, I just wish I didn't have to see his face every time I read your posts :argh:


I don't have time for all these words, I just need to know which cryptocurrency to give all my money to.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

That sounds loving dumb, as I thought.

Then I read stuff like this guy and his Siacoins and I wonder if there's something there:

quote:

Bitcoin brought a new type of distributed system into the world. A system where you did not need to trust. A crazy way of writing applications that can’t be shut down, even by their creators.

"Help, I just did a git pull and now the software just says that the network has been shut down."

"Help, I just did a git pull and now there's a nag screen saying that I have to pay if I keep using the software for 30 days."

"Help, I just did a git pull and now all the files on my hard drive are encrypted and I need to send bitcoins to some address to decrypt them."

Yeah you totally don't need to trust the guy who wrote the code you're running on your computer, you just read the specification/white paper and write your own implementation, or else do a line-by-line audit of the code prior to running it and prior to every time you do an update.

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Apr 24, 2014

gary oldmans diary posted:

to compensate you for your lost bitcoins we are issuing the equivalent value in whoopsiecoins which we just made up and can be traded freely on this very site
oh look at that. whoopsiecoin just depreciated to 1/50th the value it was when we made it up. oh well. now we will buy them all back with bitcoin. oh what sad luck that the market forces we controlled didnt benefit you in your whoopsiecoin trading. better luck next time. we consider you fairly compensated for the loss of your original bitcoins which were stolen under our care

VERY MISLEADING. They didn't depreciate by quite that much. Did they?

divabot posted:

btw, the book is up for preorder, release date July 24. OH GOD I HAVE THREE WEEKS TO DO ALL THE THINGS

Do I get some kind of figurine or collectible tin milk crate if I preorder?

quote:

there is a FAQ. it has one answer, and I didn't even have to say what the question was.

Surely you should have said "fiat currencies"?

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Apr 24, 2014

divabot posted:

Craig Wright's talk at The Future Of Bitcoin. Most of an hour of Hugely! Emphatic! loving Sweary! Emphatic! Markov blockchain! Bullshit!

That's the Australian Satoshi right? I'd be disappointed if he didn't use the word oval office at least twice.

Also what the hell is your new, less objectionable avatar?

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Apr 24, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

Banks aren't above getting hacked either. Pretty sure something brought down Chase and Bank of America for an entire day this month.

Did everyone with accounts there lose 30% of their balances?

poverty goat posted:

regular porn sites actually take bitcoin now because a lot of people are happy to pay if it won't show up on their credit card statement

Porn site shows up on your credit card statement? Wife leaves you.

Bitcoin exchange shows up on your credit card statement? Bank closes your account.

Why not both? Get rid of your credit card and only use bitcoin, then kick your wife out because she'll complain about bitcoin because females don't understand things to do with money :smuggo:

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Apr 24, 2014

divabot posted:

y'know I went looking, and I can't actually find any general ebook store that accepts cryptos :thunk:

Can't you sell books on Silk Road Silk Road 2.0 Agora Hansa AlphaBay nevermind

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Apr 24, 2014

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I transferred 0.1 bitcoinz to a private wallet

It took 14 hours

Currency of the future right here

So are you printing out the key? Are you memorizing it? Is it a brainwallet thing protected by the extremely secure passphrase "kuato"? Are you storing the key on a laptop with all the ports epoxy'd? Are you storing the key on a USB stick under a birdbath? I'm just wondering how regular folk keep their money secure in these crazy futuristic days of super-convenient internet money.

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Apr 24, 2014

Tenzarin posted:

Digital Internet Liquid Dollars Online

invest in DILDOs

Liquid? VERY MISLEADING!

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Apr 24, 2014

Are we forgetting "tech shekels" from that fanart of the Winklevoss twins?

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Apr 24, 2014

I'm investing in Ham Sandwiches, his post count is going up uP UP! 10% of the posts in this thread are his, he's made the most posts and more than twice as many as the next most prolific poster. I don't care that the posts are backed by poo poo and garbage, you can't argue with those stats!

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