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Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Don't open any gbs threads longer than 5 pages that you hadn't already posted in

Look at, but don't post in GWS

Don't even open up the anime forum

Threads with polls are more popular and polls with goku listed will be even more popular

Here's one for you mobile users: use the space between your belly and your fupa as a phone stand so you can j/o while browsing E/N

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Click here to make your wildest dreams come true - The BEST tip you'll get.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
To go fast press the pedal on the right. :siren:DO NOT:siren: press the pedal in the middle to go fast!!!!!!111!!!!

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Kuato posted:

To go fast press the pedal on the right. :siren:DO NOT:siren: press the pedal in the middle to go fast!!!!!!111!!!!

You're going to have to explain that third pedal to the new generation

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
READ THE RULES
READ THE THREAD
CAPS LOCK is cruise control for cool
:justpost:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
drink evan williams to enjoy some of the best that life has to offer while spending a small amount of money

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
Frequently insult mods to achieve superstar status

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Tonetta posted:

You're going to have to explain that third pedal to the new generation

You're gonna have to explain what driving was like to the next one.

CRUISE CONTROL?>!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
make sure your butt plug is firmly in place before posting

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
BE CRAZY GAY :c00lbert:

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Chinatown posted:

drink evan williams to enjoy some of the best that life has to offer while spending a small amount of money

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
posting while making GBS threads my pants















EVER WONDER WHY I POST SO MUCH??? :grin:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
if you're nice to Skylark in every one of her threads for 1 year you get a wish granted

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
:getout:

:jerry:

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
if you notice that a thread has grown by 3+ pages in the last 15 minutes, don't bother reading it. One or more more goons is likely spergin' all over the thread, and you're better off ignoring it

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
never eat raspberries

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

not reading the op's weirdly aggressive and unfunny posts saves me tons of time that i can use to do things like jack my penis or buy real estate. mostly penis jacking tho.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Ein cooler Typ posted:

never eat raspberries

Look at this corn cob

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

not reading the op's weirdly aggressive and unfunny posts saves me tons of time that i can use to do things like jack my penis or buy real estate. mostly penis jacking tho.

drat I wish I knew this lifehack earlier

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Ein cooler Typ posted:

never eat raspberries

:agreed:

boysenberry supremacy

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
touching one's penis is usually a good idea. I've never tried touching other people's penises but maybe it'd be equally as fun? :shrug:

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Don't post in the great race space while being white or not ready to slurp social justice weiner

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Tonetta posted:

Don't post in the great race space while being white or not ready to slurp social justice weiner

where? huh?

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Tonetta posted:

Don't open any gbs threads longer than 5 pages that you hadn't already posted in

This is dead on. By page 5 any given thread usually devolves into off topic bullshit or people arguing about something.

To contribute: Never post in E/N, the drug forum or the anime forum.

If you're "feeling" any type of way don't pour it out on the internet. Go for a loving walk or something.

Irony is good but it should be used sparingly

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Put toneta on ignore. Only found out about this one recently

Cheers m8s

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
If you only have 10 minutes a day or less to use the forums, use them all in the lepers colony. The funniest posts always end up in or around there

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

JiveHonky posted:

Put toneta on ignore. Only found out about this one recently

Cheers m8s

Someone adopt her avatar so that I can enjoy it without having to see her posts please

E: I know it's supposed to be a Rosie the Riveter thing but I like to imagine it's Samus giving some alien the up yours gesture

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Straight White Shark posted:

Someone adopt her avatar so that I can enjoy it without having to see her posts please

E: I know it's supposed to be a Rosie the Riveter thing but I like to imagine it's Samus giving some alien the up yours gesture

Oh lol I was seeing that as 2 robot dicks on a bird chest, now I can see it as an arm lol. :v:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Avoid D&D unless you are a terrible, broken, generally reprehensible human being.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
If you dont have something nice to say, say nothing at all

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Isaac posted:

If you dont have something nice to say, :justpost:

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Avoid D&D unless you are a terrible, broken, generally reprehensible human being.

tbf, they'd probably say the same thing about GBS.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Report people.
Ignore people.
Vote 5 on your own posts.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I miss the GBS pants making GBS threads threads.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Put a little olive oil right between your testicles and anus, in the so called "taint" area

make sure the oil is applied sensually

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Make sure to 'clear the tubes' between posts

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Zzulu posted:

Put a little olive oil right between your testicles and anus, in the so called "taint" area

make sure the oil is applied sensually
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Post / Av combos net you extra points

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Waltzing Along posted:

Report people.
Ignore people.
Vote 5 on your own posts.

this post is very tr*ggering.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
If a thread has so many posts that you can't keep up with it and you wake up to see like 2000 unread posts every day, it's not worth reading, let alone posting in it.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Avoid D&D unless you are a terrible, broken, generally reprehensible human being.

D&D is fine tbh

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