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Jabberlock posted:Man, Genndy Tartakofsky just can't get a break with anything actually decent these days. Maybe they axed it because studios don't like too much old-fashioned cartoon violence? Not sure about violence being an issue, there have been cases of gun violence in pixar movies which got by just fine. Popeye hates those Jpanese a lot, and Emoji is a Japanese word...
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Detective No. 27 posted:A video game based off of SMB The Movie, but the developers must not have ever heard of or played Super Mario. Their only exposure is the movie. With any luck it would just be a generic Contra ripoff with a red man and a green man running and gunning through sewers. Maybe a Bob-omb as a grenade pickup.
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lorn Wayne posted:spy kids ruined a genre for me and killed my cat. who talked. spy kids is a ctually Good sorry
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nigga crab pollock posted:spy kids is a ctually Good sorry SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB_4HQM0_hw
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nigga crab pollock posted:spy kids is a ctually Good sorry what are your thoughts on the sequels? i refuse to watch them.
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one of two movies i've ever walked out of in the theater was First Kid, which had Sinbad and some kid. it wasn't out-of-this-world terrible, but it was boring and unremarkable enough that i didn't want to watch it anymore somebody mentioned Delgo but it needs more elaboration. it took over six years to produce, so that's why you had the voice talents of Freddie Prinze Jr., Chris Kattan, and Val Kilmer in prominent roles in 2008. the filmmakers traveled to where the voice actors were instead of making them record it in a central studio, which is why Michael Clarke Duncan recorded it 3,000 miles away from the studio where they made it. Delgo cost $40 million to make and made just over $500,000 in its first and only weekend i saw Wiener Dog Nationals on Netflix. it was a typical "kid with a deceased parent discovers the magic of a pet" movie, which means that it was terrible. i only watched it for the dachshunds Professor SJW posted:nukie:
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Feb 27, 2017 18:58
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Fern Gully sucked poo poo
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Little Monsters is also up there. Don't they drink piss or something really loving weird?
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Like is there some kind of floor on production cost here? There is some insanely bad poo poo in the "trick grandma into buying a VHS tape at the drug store" category where the movie was produced by a Lithuanian drug lord or something as a money laundering scheme
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Monkey Fracas posted:Like is there some kind of floor on production cost here? There is some insanely bad poo poo in the "trick grandma into buying a VHS tape at the drug store" category where the movie was produced by a Lithuanian drug lord or something as a money laundering scheme
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baby geniuses 2 why was it made? why? 
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I once rung the Dinkster. Now my house is over 300 haunted and i am a ghost i am dead
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gently caress I forgot about Delgo, the best part of that movie was how seriously the crew took their terrible ugly "masterpiece."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcXjNwbm8pc the maxim "kids will watch any crap" holds largely true but I think even some six-year-olds would balk at this
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How can we have gotten to page 6 of this thread without any of the "____ Buddies" movies being mentioned? Of course my daughter loves all of them. And there are so, so many of them.
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Has To Catch a Yeti been mentioned yet File under "puppet that's supposed to be cute but is really ugly as poo poo"
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That Robot posted:baby geniuses 2 
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Bacon Taco posted:How can we have gotten to page 6 of this thread without any of the "____ Buddies" movies being mentioned? Of course my daughter loves all of them. And there are so, so many of them. its one of those things so obvious to avoid that chances are nobody has actually watched them
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Booblord Zagats posted:Fern Gully sucked poo poo Fern Gully is Avatar without the CGI. A simpler, better Avatar, one might say. Also the evil tree ooze was a great bad guy.
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Fern Gully has Tim Curry as the villain so that's p cool one year at day camp we watched it every. single. day. so trying to watch it now causes my physical pain
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:One of Jim Varney's last movies was Treehouse Hostage. It's not great but for a 90s kid's movie it was pretty solid. I watched it as an adult and didn't hate it. Idk ive seen dr otto and it was kinda crappy and unpleasent
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Yvershek posted:Just look at this poo poo. Fun Fact: There's a spiritual sequel with most of the same cast involving a talking pony. It's probably even worse because it's ninety minutes of the pony making terrible horse puns. Anyway, I want to share this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHM1J9AXq_I This is a full-length movie made by a twelve-year-old girl. I actually own a DVD of this. The main villain was voiced by goon The Joe Man, and he made a thread years ago on SA Mart offering to sell DVD copies of this masterpiece. Right place, right time. There's a full copy up on Youtube as well.
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Norm of the North. Its a very poorly computer animated movie about a polar bear that saves the world by twerking. I swear to god. I believe it had the lowest score on rotten tomatoes for a while.
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mds2 posted:Norm of the North. It's always sad when a movie with such a solid concept fails to deliver.
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i dunno if Christmas movies are off limits but this Santa Claus movie from Mexico was pretty much the worst movie I ever saw as a kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMjRS8V1prA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM6QHM6Hlvw Vulture Culture fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Feb 28, 2017 |
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Vulture Culture posted:i dunno if Christmas movies are off limits but this Santa Claus movie from Mexico was pretty much the worst movie I ever saw as a kid MST3K had a field day with this movie. To contribute: Son of Godzilla My mother and I watched it in an actual theater. She lost it when the baby Godzilla blew smoke rings and danced. It's one of my cherished memories of my mom.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_4X0iIMhGs I don't actually know what this is from
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Cobweb Heart posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_4X0iIMhGs The childrens classic Max Keeble's Big Move.
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mds2 posted:Norm of the North. The mental image made me laugh. I can never see the actual movie, for it cannot live up to what I have pictured. Twerk it, little bear buddy. Twerk your way to heaven
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Monkey Fracas posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcXjNwbm8pc
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I saw Doogal in theaters when it came out (because there was nothing else to see at the time in Atlanta) and I only found it quite mediocre/boring. What is wrong with kid me?  Oh and Cat and the Hat (2004) plus Son of the Mask. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdA5cAhtSc Grouchio fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Feb 28, 2017 |
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They actually made 3 Fred movies;   Say it aint so Cena.
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Ohhai posted:They actually made 3 Fred movies;
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SMDH IRL.
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Even as a kid with kid tastes I knew Mac and Me was poo poo. It was the most boring kid's movie I'd ever seen.
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Grouchio posted:I saw Doogal in theaters when it came out (because there was nothing else to see at the time in Atlanta) and I only found it quite mediocre/boring. Theres no amount of hyperbole that can properly encapsulate how bad son of the mask is. Like that movie is what causes AM go mad and start to kill and torture humanity in I have no mouth and i must scream.
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Ohhai posted:They actually made 3 Fred movies; Drop Dead, Fred
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