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Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

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quote:

their food carts were full of plastique, the highly volatile plastic explosive

Downstairs the buffet was serving aubergine, the highly nutritious eggplant.

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Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

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HAIG IS A FUCK
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I am trench man
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Suffice it to say that 'Oki Jima' (would probably actually be Okishima) does not exist, and there is no way in hell the Japanese would be able to build anything sensitive on an island three miles off Guam.

I don't know why Mack felt the need to make this poo poo up when Saipan and Tinian aren't even that far away.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
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I am trench man
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Incidentally there is a real island called Okishima, but it's on Lake Biwa in Shiga Prefecture.

If you Google 'oki jima' you'll get a bunch of hits for these books on the first page.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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This works for Ringo too.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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chitoryu12 posted:

Fuggu Island [...] shaped like a fist with an extended middle finger

Oh Macky-Mack, you so clever.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

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HAIG IS A FUCK
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I didn't miss it at all.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

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HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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chitoryu12 posted:

ďI just canít believe these Zips let that rear end in a top hat go! Didnít we free these people from the Japs a while back?Ē

I wonder if 'Mack' has ever heard the names Jacob Smith or Littleton Waller.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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chitoryu12 posted:

I'm getting the feeling that Mack has never been to Manila

Considering that he seems to think a long-time Spanish and then American colony would be a good place to set up a limey cricket club...

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

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HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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chitoryu12 posted:

Superhawks: the best soldiers in the world?

gently caress no.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

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HAIG IS A FUCK
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Let me guess, treasonous LIEberals were behind it all along!

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

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Kill Em All 1917
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I wonder how 'Mack' feels about Bosnian Serbs.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

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chitoryu12 posted:

This book is disgusting.

Seldom has the label 'murder porn' seemed more fitting.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

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HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
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I wish I was surprised.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

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Kill Em All 1917
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Boy I sure hope Hunn is buying the farm now.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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You and me both.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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chitoryu12 posted:

And I can guarantee, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that not one of you will guess what it is.

You mean it doesn't involve the total destruction of Mecca?

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

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HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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It just wouldn't be complete without our patriotic racist murderporn writer ignoring the Sunni-Shia divide.

chitoryu12 posted:

I think Mack is just writing a first draft by the seat of his pants at this point

Are you telling us he wasn't doing this all along, in true Ringo fashion?

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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chitoryu12 posted:

As far as I know, the Soviets never produced 75mm anti-tank guns or 88mm anti-air guns. That's all Nazi Germany.

P. sure Soviet guns would be 76mm and 85mm.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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JcDent posted:

drat it is easy to write patriot fiction.

It's so easy, I'm seriously tempted to try my hand at it.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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If I had lots of time to burn, I would.

Unfortunately these carpenter ants and termites aren't going to exterminate themselves.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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If there's one thing I've learned from these Let's Reads, it's that any poo poo will sell if you spin it the right way.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

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HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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chitoryu12 posted:

Mack just loving throws the missing Iraqi WMDs in like an afterthought

There is no big enough.

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Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

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Well that was terrible.

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