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- Make the goals bigger. Then there will be more scoring. - Get rid of offsides. It does nothing but make it harder to score - Add a shot clock. Make the pitch smaller. So there will be more attacking and less boring midfield passing back and forth. - MULTIBALL! - Allow proper substitution like hockey. - Punish people for flopping - Change the league point rules so people actually try to win. The way it's set up now, people just try not to lose. - No more ties. Sudden death overtime any other ideas?
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Ein cooler Typ posted:- Make the goals bigger. Then there will be more scoring. Replace the ball with a time bomb set to a random time and fit each player with a collar that will explode if they are not constantly within 10 feet of the ball.
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Feb 24, 2017 21:22
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General Bullshit> Ways to make your posting less boring stop (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 24, 2017 21:23
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Maybe if they used a wierd shaped ball. Oh, gotta use your hands, not your feet. How the heck can someone run and kick? Put it in your hands, you'll run faster. Bunch of dumbasses imo.
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Feb 24, 2017 21:24
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ask paulsoccer, he probably knows. 
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Feb 24, 2017 21:24
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beat your head in with a rachet
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Feb 24, 2017 21:25
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Rocket powered cars
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Feb 24, 2017 21:27
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Ein cooler Typ posted:any other ideas? Landmines.
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Feb 24, 2017 21:28
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Do the sport the same, but with women wearing tight fitting clothing or miniskirts.
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Feb 24, 2017 21:29
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Do the sport the same, but with women wearing tight fitting clothing or miniskirts. Remember the Mia Hamm thing?
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Feb 24, 2017 21:33
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they actually do have women's soccer I don't know if anyone watches it
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Feb 24, 2017 21:34
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transparent shorts and underwear. let everyone see what the players are packing.
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Feb 24, 2017 21:36
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give the players guns
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Feb 24, 2017 21:38
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they dont shoot each other with the guns, that would be ludicrous of course, but every two minutes they go into the stands and take a human hostage and hold them at gunpoint, threatening to shoot them if the other team does not allow him to score a goal unopposed. if anyone tries to stop this heinous act of violence they will be awarded a red card and have to sit out the rest of the game
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Feb 24, 2017 21:40
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
this is completely wrong and it was implented because of just how boring games were
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Feb 24, 2017 21:43
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more racism
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Feb 24, 2017 21:48
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Allow fighting like in hockey with similar penalties - i.e. maybe a 20 minute redcard or something. Let them get a few good kicks in to the head of the guy who falls down first and then let the refs intervene. I guarantee more people would watch it if they did this.
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Feb 24, 2017 21:49
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Hell Yeah posted:more racism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y22qdUsYzZo
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Feb 24, 2017 21:50
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Ein cooler Typ posted:they actually do have women's soccer Nobody does because they wear loose fitting clothing for comfort or something instead of wearing something to appeal to the audience.
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Feb 24, 2017 21:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlRTHMA-hiM
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Feb 24, 2017 21:51
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Anytime someone takes a dive and rolls around in pretend agony for 5 minutes a sniper in the stands puts them out of their misery
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Feb 24, 2017 21:51
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They should add a way to take people out of the game for example, all of the players could be equipped with clown noses at the beginning at the game. If their nose gets honked, they're out I also really like the idea of explosive ordinances being buried in the field.
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Feb 24, 2017 21:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Nu6HKVSmk
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Feb 24, 2017 21:52
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Getting rid of offsides would make the game loving unwatchably bad. More scoring doesn't necessarily mean more excitement. I'm all for multiball play during overtime, though.
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Feb 24, 2017 21:54
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Hockey like subs would be amazing, as would heavily penalizing flopping. But hey, "tradition". I think as-is the only real solution is to go full Rocket League. 
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Feb 24, 2017 21:55
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Make the ball solid iron so people really have to commit if they want to move it.
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Feb 24, 2017 21:55
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KomodoWagon posted:Getting rid of offsides would make the game loving unwatchably bad. More scoring doesn't necessarily mean more excitement. No offsides it would be like foosball. Double points when the goalie scores!
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Feb 24, 2017 21:58
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also have 7x7 for overtime or something like hockey has 4x4
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Feb 24, 2017 22:06
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Foosball is pretty cool unless you're playing with one of those "no fun allowed" people who throw a fit if you spin the guys around fast
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Feb 24, 2017 22:07
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There should be a little flying golden ball and whichever team catches it automatically wins the game.
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Feb 24, 2017 22:08
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(a) the Gun Circle - a loaded hand gun is placed within a clearly marked circle to be placed ten yards behind second base. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES IS THE GUN TO BE TOUCHED AT ANY POINT DURING THE GAME.
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Feb 24, 2017 22:08
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Let the players do sex on each other during the match
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Feb 24, 2017 22:09
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The way to make soccer less poo poo is make the ball weirdly shaped, have people carry the ball in their hands, have them tackle each other, add field goals, touchdowns and quarterbacks Oh wait, that's already an actual sport, whoops!
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Feb 24, 2017 22:11
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Gammatron 64 posted:The way to make soccer less poo poo is make the ball weirdly shaped, have people carry the ball in their hands, have them tackle each other, add field goals, touchdowns and quarterbacks lets call it football though since you mainly use your hands
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Feb 24, 2017 22:11
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Jose posted:lets call it football though since you mainly use your hands That's going to piss the hell out of the Brits, but I say do it!
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Feb 24, 2017 22:12
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they can play it on a rug and call it rugby
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Feb 24, 2017 22:13
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Ein cooler Typ posted:any other ideas? make the players wear regulation pads and put in field goals and get some cheerleaders and hire lee corso to be full of poo poo on tv about it
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Feb 24, 2017 22:21
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Soccer would be less boring if everyone had to play only wearing the skimpiest underwear and nothing else (shoes + shin guards are okay).
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Feb 24, 2017 22:23
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1500quidporsche posted:Landmines. Agreed. Have the landmines arm and disarm themselves at random, so the players can't learn a safe path.
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instead of extra minutes they should pick 11 random people wearing each team's jersey from the audience and have them do a sudden death
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