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ABCD - Our troops will have the best intoxicants, will be on the greatest bender, they're going to drink so much they get tired of drinking. GI NASA not being in easy reach is FAKE NEWS.
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Mr. Nemo posted:F This, the troops will get drunk regardless. I'm sure the generals will find a way to make getting drunk on duty both unfun and expensive for their men.
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 this is the most amazing thing I have ever read
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F, J: Find out why English and/or German intelligence have gone quiet since that's the one part of this that's actually deeply ominous.
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1D, H, and I Tell Vlad things are taking too long, I want to be King of the Dreaming now!!!
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quote:F) Tell the generals to do what they think is best "This is a military issue generals, you do what you think is best." Admiral Richardson sighs, he must be pissed you didn't address him properly. Whatever, gently caress you you ungrateful poo poo. The Joint Chiefs scurry off, they seem a little too happy. That could be problems down the road. Hmmmmmm.  quote:I) Tell those NASA nerds to set up a base at the white house You look at Bannon and Jerry and start telling them what to do.  "Get those Pencil dicks from NASA to relocate all their intel and bring them here." Jerry looks at you concerned. "Are you sure sir? That'll be seen as a confirmation that this is alien in nation, people could panic." "Yes I'm loving sure. What I'm not sure of is whether you'll be employed or not by the end of the day."  With that you set Jerry straight. loving rear end in a top hat. What to do now? A) Check Twitter (Discover what people are saying is going on in the dream, search for rumors) B) Turn on Fox News (Learn what other countries are doing) C) Bannon's phone seems to be going off the hook, ask him what's up (Learn what Bannon's people think) D) Player choice
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Mar 17, 2017 05:49
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C: Mr President, Sir, what now?
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Mar 17, 2017 05:52
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Try to contact that british lady, Margaret was her name?
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Mr. Nemo posted:Try to contact that british lady, Margaret was her name? Yeah, pretty sure I remember reading about Queen Thatcher being a total badass during their civil war with... Chile? No. South Africa? Yeah. Badass. Let's see how she's handling things.
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Mar 17, 2017 06:34
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A It's always twitter time!
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B. Absorb alternate fact
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A + B, what kind of president can't multitask
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RandallODim posted:A + B, what kind of president can't multitask
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D hold a rally, why bother being useful and effective when we can just feel good about ourselves?
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Mr. Nemo posted:Try to contact that british lady, Margaret was her name? Advance the plot
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C Time we find out this fella is doing behind our backs.
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Mr. Nemo posted:Try to contact that british lady, Margaret was her name? This. We need to grab this problem by the pussy.
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You whip out your phone and begin looking at twitter.   Apparently there's writing in the dream people are starting to see. This doesn't bode well. You turn on Fox news. quote:A fugitive remains on the run today after escaping custody at Fulton prison. Details are slim at this point but the US Marshal service is asking people to be on the lookout. The man was wounded by a gunshot prior to escape. You decide to call Teresa. It actually looks like she's been trying to reach you all day. Jerry sits down in the side office with you and sets it up. You make the call. "Hello Teresa." "Hello Mr. President." There's enough derision dripping off her words to drown the Atlantic. gently caress her. "So I'm on the phone here, what do you know about this dream thing." "Well Mr. President, the EU has created a collective that we have joined to try and figure out what exactly this thing is. We'd like to welcome you to send your best resources to it and we have a list of American personnel we would like to work with. All information is shared simultaneously and instantly between all participating countries. I have a busy schedule Mr. President, what will it be?" It's getting pretty late and you have a pretty strict "6 and done" policy and it's already 7p and you want this call done. What should you do? A) "Sure, you can have the entire list. However I demand you relocate your efforts to America. We have more assets anyways and we're already working with the Asians" [Bluff] B) "Sure, we'll send the entire list over once I take a look at it and my people confirm" C) "America can work on it's own without you, however we will share our assets with you if you do the same" D) "Your entire navy couldn't even beat a bunch of farmers with pitch forks and despite being the center of the 'enlightened' world we made electricity, cars, and radio first. No offense but we're good." [Not a bluff, you believe this] E) "I need to speak with people and get back to you." Hang up on her, show her who's in charge. Total 80's power move. mugrim fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Mar 19, 2017 |
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E, of course
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E. Only if Russia is in
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E, and tell Jerry to start putting together our own collective. The best collective.
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I want to advance the plot, but I can't see Donald Trump ever doing A-C...
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Volmarias posted:I want to advance the plot, but I can't see Donald Trump ever doing A-C... Yeah, trust me that I'm not in favor of playing the exaggerated version of Donald Trump, but not doing a power move seems way out of character. We should call her up in a few hours (like 4 AM UK time, obviously) and agree to A.
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Weren't we going to ask why their intelligence went quiet? Or is that over now?
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Ralith posted:Weren't we going to ask why their intelligence went quiet? Or is that over now? This is a viable option
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mugrim posted:This is a viable option Uh, ask why their intelligence went quiet? 
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Ralith posted:Uh, ask why their intelligence went quiet? This, please.
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Ralith posted:Uh, ask why their intelligence went quiet? "That's part of the deal Mr. President. You either work with us on this or we stay dark. Every other nation involved has made the same deal." Do you want to still hang up?
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mugrim posted:"That's part of the deal Mr. President. You either work with us on this or we stay dark. Every other nation involved has made the same deal." No "Allright, fine. I'm considering your deal... And I find your deal acceptable, but only just. You're lucky I'm a shrewd negotiator. Whew.
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Outrail posted:No Fixed, but this.
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mugrim posted:Do you want to still hang up? Yes. They're trying to out-powerplay us, this cannot stand as that would be admitting we were wr... wr... wro... FAKE CORRECT.
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AJ_Impy posted:Yes. They're trying to out-powerplay us, this cannot stand as that would be admitting we were wr... wr... wro... FAKE CORRECT. This. Ain't no woman gonna tell me what to do in my house. The Best House.
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Anyone got eyes on Mugrim? Did the curse strike again?
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If he is transported to the Red Chinese Prison, then i would like to take over this thread.
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Nyaa posted:If he is transported to the Red Chinese Prison, then i would like to take over this thread. Dude, what other threads do you follow? It seems like you and I have similar tastes, and I don't want to be missing out on any other fun threads out there.
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