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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004




While we wait for the new actual thread, we are temporarily in the WARP ZONE hold over thread because VideoGames hates the number 1000 apparently

So please continue talking about how bad Super Bomberman R is going to be

5 days to go in Australia :woop:

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VladimirLeninpest
Jun 23, 2005

gn gorilla
Fallen Rib
I'm buying Bomberman.

MarkVega
Jan 1, 2008
Just lookin'.
Can't wait to switch it up next week.

With the Nintendo Switch. :mmmhmm:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Good man.

Kinda of want to run a Bomberman Goon Tourney with a :10bux: buy in so we can get the winner(s) some nice games to go with their brand new Switch.

Probably a good idea to see how stable online is first

Alfalfa The Roach
Oct 13, 2012

You need to be a badass first.
drat, we didn't even reach 1000 pages. That's gonna be our biggest shame

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


The only solution left is to make this thread reach 1000 pages before launch

You're all going to have to dig deep and shitpost harder than you've ever shitpost before

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Alfalfa The Roach posted:

drat, we didn't even reach 1000 pages. That's gonna be our biggest shame

Also you're setting up the new thread aren't you?

Just lemme know and I'll close this off for ya!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Infinitum posted:

The only solution left is to make this thread reach 1000 pages before launch

You're all going to have to dig deep and shitpost harder than you've ever shitpost before

Snipperclips sucks.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
This time next week I will be playing Legend of Zelda on my Nintendo Switch

Infinitum posted:

The only solution left is to make this thread reach 1000 pages before launch

You're all going to have to dig deep and shitpost harder than you've ever shitpost before

Buddy, I used to poo poo it up in the Trump thread, trust me, I can make this happen

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cartoon Man posted:

Snipperclips sucks.

Snipperclips is actually very very good

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Cartoon Man posted:

Snipperclips sucks.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLMqkHFbgOU

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Sorry, I'll come up with a better shitpost later. Probably something about fire emblem and anime.

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

I'm still smacking the haters in the face with my cock and will do the same to Best Buy when they cancel my preorder

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Just let me know when snickerdips is out.

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

Gamestop charged me for my ME. :woop:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


But yo Snipperclips being confirmed for 3/3 D1 worldwide is a nice feather in the cap for the Switch launch.

If you can't afford 1-2-Switch, or don't want to at that price point, I think Snipperclips is going to be an excellent showcase game.

226
Nov 24, 2014

Cartoon Man posted:

Sorry, I'll come up with a better shitpost later. Probably something about fire emblem and anime.

Dude, that's Jimmy's turf.

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

Subs > Dubs

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

I wonder what spicy memes NoA has added to the English localization

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I think Bomberman R will be an underwhelming entry to the series with disappointingly amateurish visuals.

This will likely lead to poor sales which may lead to executives learning the wrong lesson (that people don't like Bomberman rather than that people don't want to pay $50 for an underwhelming game with disappointingly amateurish visuals)

Unfortunately, I still cannot see purchasing it at (anywhere close to) full price because then they may learn an even worse lesson (that people do like bomberman but do not care about disappointingly amateurish visuals)

Furthermore, the game is very ugly and even the snazzy boxart cannot change that.

Therefore I will not be buying Bomberman R for Nintendo Switch.





I will not be mad at you if you purchase Bomberman R if you have a different calculus or are simply very, very wealthy and have an enormous penis.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Online Bomberman in bed yo

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
Can't wait to pick up my Nintendo Switch at 12:01am on Friday March 3rd! WOW!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


littleorv posted:

I wonder what spicy memes NoA has added to the English localization

https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/835279880300429312

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


226 posted:

Dude, that's Jimmy's turf.

Dammit. Can I bitch about gimmick waggle controls and how we've been there before?
https://i.imgur.com/nzGJW.gifv

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011


This is NOT a meme

and Nintendo has always been thirsty

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Stupid
Bread Liar
Bomberman is going to be the poo poo mediocre game that'll hit the bargain bin for $15 in a couple months, no idea why people haven't learned after all these console launches

Switch + Hori screen + 128 SDHC card + Fast RMX + Zelda + Snipperclips = all you need at launch

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

Give me Persona 5 on the switch!

EpicNemesis
Dec 3, 2005
I know people are hating on the launch line up but I've never been as excited about two launch games as I am about Zelda and snipperclips. And I'm a Grade A Day 1 Consumer Whore.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Hedging my bets and holding off on bomberman until reviews are in.

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Zelda spoilers: you STILL don't gently caress Zelda after all these years of saving her entire kingdom. This would never happen on a Sony console.

Actually idk this for sure Nintendo's a-changin'

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

littleorv posted:

Give me Persona 5 on the switch!

This is too wonderful a thing to happen in a world so ugly


enojy posted:

Zelda spoilers: you STILL don't gently caress Zelda after all these years of saving her entire kingdom. This would never happen on a Sony console.

You do in the Master Quest and in my fanfiction

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


enojy posted:

Zelda spoilers: you STILL don't gently caress Zelda after all these years of saving her entire kingdom. This would never happen on a Sony console.

Actually idk this for sure Nintendo's a-changin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1mJ9atk3dE

Dehry
Aug 21, 2009

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/scully1888/status/835451038517903361

This makes the poop sock slightly less attractive.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


That's dope as hell.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Dehry posted:

This makes the poop sock slightly less attractive.

Are you talking about the Kotaku article where the writer is literally carrying their Switch around in a sock?



Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


So it's the PS4 rest mode?

Tengames
Oct 29, 2008


wake up this morning to this, 5 days away from release.

quote:

Dear Valued Customer,

The order that you placed with GameStop.com or EBgames.com has been cancelled.

If you did not cancel this order yourself, it may be the result of our system being unable to process your order.

In the event you did not cancel your order, please try these steps:
1. Contact your financial institution and confirm that the information they have on file matches with all the information you included when you placed your order.
2. Place another order on https://www.gamestop.com using a different form of payment.
If you require any further assistance, please feel free to reply to this email and we will be more than happy to assist you further. You may also contact us at 1-800-883-8895.

Best Regards,
GameStop.com Customer Service
Power To The Players

Never give gamestop your money.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Tengames posted:

wake up this morning to this, 5 days away from release.


Never give gamestop your money.

It must be weird living in the US, because here in Aus EBGames will literally just straight up tell you that you can't preorder as they have strict numbers on orders they can presell.

Pretty sure we've got the consumer right of "If you've paid money and it was promised on this date, you're guaranteed to recieve it"

Sucks buddy

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
So your credit card was declined?

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Stupid
Bread Liar
lol if you didn't walk into the store and put $50 cash down on the spot.

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