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Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
I must be loving disgusting.

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Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
Well, you post in GBS.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Ghost Head posted:

I must be loving disgusting.

its a safe bet

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Ghost Head posted:

I must be loving disgusting.

ya

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
you broke too? buy their affection

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I'm a girl expert, and my advice is you're trying too hard.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
We all hate you too op. Unless you're one of those hamburger head people who posted their admiration for the Transformers: The Movie (1986), in which case I accept you and your ways.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Hardawn posted:

you broke too? buy their affection

exactly, buy her an iPhone or something

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

500 good dogs posted:

exactly, buy her an iPhone or something

No he wants her to like him, not to think he's stuck in a timewarp from 5 years ago

Buy her an android phone

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Stop giving her the pedo-look.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

im getting ghost head right now

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Waltzing Along posted:

Stop giving her the pedo-look.

That's just how he face look

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Its the same for me.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Give her beer

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

kids and animals can sense auras. You should probably fix whatever your internal problem is, OP.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
r u her dad

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

marriage sucks get used to it bud

Rojo_Sombrero
May 8, 2006
I ebayed my EQ account and all I got was an SA account
I bet she tells you that she has a boyfriend

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
thats not niece at all

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Children are all poo poo

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

im getting ghost head right now

its bill paxton lol

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
I think i give off a weird vibe. people at work think im super weird too.

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
how do i be normal? please give detailed instructions regarding facial expressions and body language.

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
For a start you made the wrong av choice. Do you think that might be related?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Your niece is a oval office op.

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008

yoloer420 posted:

For a start you made the wrong av choice. Do you think that might be related?

no because burgers are objectively better than hotdogs. now get the gently caress out of my thread before i call the police

cnut
May 3, 2016

:sever:

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
youre not her real dad

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
is her dad your twin brother? babies cant deal with those kind of mindfucks yet.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

bossy lady posted:

Children are all poo poo

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
whatever you do dont let the baby see you and your twin standing in front of a mirror. it voids the warranty.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ghost Head posted:

how do i be normal? please give detailed instructions regarding facial expressions and body language.

can you take a video of yourself performing konstantins monologue from chekhovs "the seagull"

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Ghost Head posted:

how do i be normal? please give detailed instructions regarding facial expressions and body language.

become a millionaire and hire a surrogate to play you during social situations and lovemaking

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
"she loves random people"?

I dunno. I see a pretty clear pattern.

Stranger Danger Ranger
Jul 21, 2007
There are lizards coming out of my tv.
you need to collapse your waveform op, try that

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

Ghost Head posted:

no because burgers are objectively better than hotdogs. now get the gently caress out of my thread before i call the police

Hotdogs are more sexually aggressive than burgers.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

TheSpamalope posted:

Give her beer

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b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
it's cool and normal to hang out with your niece

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