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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

I guess it makes sense because when i eat something spicy, my nose runs. Seems weird though.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

reserved for talking about sriracha.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

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What happens when you eat sweet food?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
If you're nose is running, maybe you need to catch it! :smuggo:

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Stop sniffing your turds so enthusiastically.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
i bet you have the cutest noise wrinkle when you eat something sour

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that's funny, since when i eat spicy poop my butt runs

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

If I ejaculate when I have a stopped-up nose, it causes my nose to run. It's pretty much the best.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

1redflag posted:

If I ejaculate when I have a stopped-up nose, it causes my nose to run. It's pretty much the best.

yeah, that's a known folk remedy

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

yeah, that's a known folk remedy

wait for real??

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Did i wander into byob again

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

yall ever eat kimchi? it's not that spicy but it smells like garbage on fire.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Hell Yeah posted:

yall ever eat kimchi? it's not that spicy but it smells like garbage on fire.
its delicious

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
*to the tune of that one goon's somg "gently caress you if you don't like christmas"*:

gently caress you if you dont like kimchi

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Cabbage is like the worst vegetable, but it's good sometimes. Worst vegetable, way to go nature.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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ever since i had a bells palsy, when i eat sour or spicy things my left eye waters and my nose runs, but only from the left nostril. i still poop normal though.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Cabbage is like the worst vegetable, but it's good sometimes. Worst vegetable, way to go nature.

idk cabbage is pretty good finely sliced in a stir fry. you can pretend its noodles if you're off the carbs.


the worst vegetable is eggplant.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

OMGVBFLOL posted:

wait for real??

yes, really. it only temporarily relieves the congestion but it does work.

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

OMGVBFLOL posted:

wait for real??

for real reals.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
I can eat spicy stuff to almost any level, unless if the chili or pepper is exposed raw and not ground up. Then it shreds my anus like razors being squeezed out, plus you have to wipe your burning rear end in a top hat raw afterwards. Sad!

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Killer Low Life posted:

for real reals.
grandma i can breathe now but i've gone blind

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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

yeah, that's a known folk remedy

doing push-ups will clear your nose too

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Zorodius posted:

doing push-ups will clear your nose too

I like my method more, tbh.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Cabbage is like the worst vegetable, but it's good sometimes. Worst vegetable, way to go nature.

Cabbage is delicious in a stew with other delicious veggies or in a salad.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
What happens if you eat your poop OP, does it cure it?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
good for you op

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
eat more fiber, OP

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i already eat a shitload of fiber

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Flesh Forge posted:

What happens if you eat your poop OP, does it cure it?

why don't your ask your mom hahahah

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

i already eat a shitload of fiber

you eat shitloads of fiber for breakfast?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

dad gay. so what posted:

you eat shitloads of fiber for breakfast?

i mean, ya

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

i mean, ya

mabye try more alkalies to offset the spice? :shrug:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Node posted:

plus you have to wipe your burning rear end in a top hat raw afterwards. Sad!

Spend a few extra bucks for the soft toilet paper, my dude. Christ almighty.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

RideTheSpiral posted:

why don't your ask your mom hahahah

Because she's dead :smith: thanks jerk

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
You lack any sort of fortitude OP, much less intestinal fortitude.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
sometimes WHEN I POOP and i smell my poop my MOUTH STARTS TO water, mye question is- do i subconsciously want to EAT MY POOP?

god bless

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Get green tea cucumber baby wipes put them in your nose? Don't flush them though they bad for municipal water systems.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

mabye try more alkalies to offset the spice? :shrug:

do you still have gout or are you healed?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

JiveHonky posted:

sometimes WHEN I POOP and i smell my poop my MOUTH STARTS TO water, mye question is- do i subconsciously want to EAT MY POOP?

god bless
That means you're a toilet.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
when i poop afetr eating spic food my coworkers run -- CAUSE I poo poo MY PANTS!!!!!!! :roflolmao:

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