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 hmmmm so ive never been here before...what are u guys thinking?
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I do like that Kalamazoo stout with a side of child rape.
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Feb 27, 2017 02:18
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Imagine the "Oh gently caress" moment where that dude realized there were no captive sex children inside the Pong. He went in there expecting to be a savior that would expose the greatest corruption scandal in the history of the United States. Instead he ruined his life over a Reddit rumor.
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Feb 27, 2017 02:36
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Imagine the "Oh gently caress" moment where that dude realized there were no captive sex children inside the Pong. He went in there expecting to be a savior that would expose the greatest corruption scandal in the history of the United States. Instead he ruined his life over a Reddit rumor. quote:Over the course of these hours, the boys start telling me how they got lost. I hear stories of strict religious parents, sexual misadventures, a feeling of drifting in a world which has not offered them a clear way to be heroes. A desperate longing for something to belong to, for adventure and friends and enemies to fight. It would be adorable if it weren’t fundamentally chilling. the black husserl has issued a correction as of 02:42 on Feb 27, 2017 |
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Feb 27, 2017 02:39
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hi i'd like to see the other menu *winks excessively at server*
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Feb 27, 2017 02:41
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Imagine the "Oh gently caress" moment where that dude realized there were no captive sex children inside the Pong. He went in there expecting to be a savior that would expose the greatest corruption scandal in the history of the United States. Instead he ruined his life over a Reddit rumor. he'll be absolutely 100% fine like he's not even gonna do a day of time and public sentiment towards him is overwhelmingly positive. conviction isn't even likely (cf bundy ranch). at the very worst he can expect probation, decent work, and a happy life with his two daughters
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Feb 27, 2017 02:41
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Which one of these tables has a little boy underneeth to suck my butt?
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Feb 27, 2017 02:42
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or he could get into heroin idk people of his melanin persuasion are apparently all on a suicide mission these days
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Feb 27, 2017 02:42
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Hello I would like to add pineapple to my medium child molestation special
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Feb 27, 2017 02:48
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yeah i wanna order a bowl of child sex rings to share thanks
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Feb 27, 2017 02:49
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yes. hi, hello, what do you think the best child i mean haha pizza is
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Feb 27, 2017 02:58
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u guys wanna get a pitcher of the Lost Rhino??
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Feb 27, 2017 03:25
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I'll take a pizza with mushrooms, pineapples and anchovies *does secret skull and bones handshake*
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Feb 27, 2017 03:29
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Kalamazoo Stout is great actually.
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Feb 27, 2017 04:21
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I'll have the cum and potato risotto with a slice of MUSHROOM pizza
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Feb 27, 2017 04:24
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oh I see you want the REAL poo poo, very well *presses button, wall flips open to reveal box labelled "CHILD SLAVES"* here are...the goods *opens box to reveal smaller box full of weed*
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Feb 27, 2017 04:27
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ham and pineapple pie, followed by anchovies and spinach pie, thin crust, stretchy melty cheese with a pitcher of beer "What kind of beer, sir?" any stout you have, as strong as is on offer "Elysian stout, sir?" yeah, that, whatever that is, you have whiskey neat, asking for a friend "No, sir." alright that's my order "We have kids here too, sir, for your um, enjoyment." if it ain't a grown man, i'm not sucking them off, where is my gosh dang food, waiter? "Um, sorry I asked, your party is usually into that..." i'm gay and not a pedo, and right now i'm hungry and losing patience... "Coming right up, senator!"
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Feb 27, 2017 05:52
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:ham and pineapple pie, followed by anchovies and spinach pie, thin crust, stretchy melty cheese with a pitcher of beer uh yea hey dude im not feelin so good... *throws up on floor under table*
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Feb 27, 2017 07:33
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I'll have the Shmorky
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Feb 27, 2017 07:34
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Mariana Horchata posted:uh yea hey dude im not feelin so good... *vomit leaks into basement*
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Feb 27, 2017 07:34
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uh yes *clears throat* id like the Mac n cheese with a side of grilled hersheys kisses, thank you
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Feb 27, 2017 07:37
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Bip Roberts posted:*vomit leaks into basement* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXvJSTPpegU
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Feb 27, 2017 07:38
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hey it looks like that table just opened up - lets move over there
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Feb 27, 2017 07:39
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what kind of pizza place doesn't have breadsticks even Pizza Hut has breadsticks along with their child rape just smh
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Feb 27, 2017 07:51
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Mariana Horchata posted:uh yea hey dude im not feelin so good... my tastes are quite unique, but don't worry, if you were in attendance, i would get the meatlover's pizza for you, as that is a crowd favorite if you prefer, i would also get you Merlot to match, if that was your preference
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Feb 27, 2017 08:16
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Can I see the Brunch Special Menu please? *winks*
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Feb 27, 2017 15:02
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The only question that matters? "Do you have a Galaga cabinet here, ma'am? Preferably table-top."
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Feb 27, 2017 15:14
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Shoving my masonic ring into every vaguely keyhole looking thing I can find while my embarrassed wife pretends like she is reading her cell phone
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Feb 27, 2017 15:39
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yes hello I'd like the *WINK WINK* Curtain Lady's Special *WINK* if you know what I mean
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Feb 27, 2017 15:42
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Mariana Horchata posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8S1NnVToaw
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Feb 27, 2017 15:49
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"I see you have Grown Up Soda, but do you have any Child Soda?"
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Feb 27, 2017 15:51
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runs out of restroom - uh guys we need to GET THE gently caress OUT OF HERE NOW ... ... its too late their already here *Robby Mook bursts thru wall in a latex gimp suit with a french tickler in hand* 
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Feb 27, 2017 15:52
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waiter I want to complain to management, I ordered Lady Curtains and you brought me a 12 year old girl I specifically said "medium well"
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Feb 27, 2017 15:53
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Imagine the "Oh gently caress" moment where that dude realized there were no captive sex children inside the Pong. He went in there expecting to be a savior that would expose the greatest corruption scandal in the history of the United States. Instead he ruined his life over a Reddit rumor. I heard he was a crisis actor so it's all good.
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Feb 27, 2017 15:58
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I'll take extra "walnut sauce" please
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Feb 27, 2017 16:06
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Ok wait I have a legit problem with them saying the base pizza comes with fresh mozzarella and then charging a $4 surcharge for "fresh Mozz" like what is it Comet Pizza owner
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Feb 27, 2017 16:09
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IS IT BABIES
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Feb 27, 2017 16:09
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Michael Bayleaf posted:Hello I would like to add pineapple to my medium child molestation special
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Feb 27, 2017 16:09
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Imagine the "Oh gently caress" moment where that dude realized there were no captive sex children inside the Pong. He went in there expecting to be a savior that would expose the greatest corruption scandal in the history of the United States. Instead he ruined his life over a Reddit rumor. oh yeah people are really gonna hate the guy who shoots a restaurant full of washington insiders
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Has anyone edited the menu to list what all the items translate to in pedo witch? I am sure they have.
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