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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Her odds on betting sites are around -625. What?!

Natalie Portman at +900 is guaranteed easy money my friends, go forth and prosper! Bet $100, win $900 - what a deal on such a sure thing!

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
OK.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
well thats not quite how betting works but i dont disagree with your choice

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
thats what they said about trump last oscars

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Emily Blunts and Emma Stoned

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Tumble posted:

well thats not quite how betting works but i dont disagree with your choice

+900 means you bet $100 and you win $900 plus your original $100 back, so I'm not sure what you mean.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Nolan Arenado posted:

Her odds on betting sites are around -625. What?!

Natalie Portman at +900 is guaranteed easy money my friends, go forth and prosper! Bet $100, win $900 - what a deal on such a sure thing!

She's cute, but her eyes are just a smidge too far apart.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
uhm winning like many times your wager usually means its the long shot, but I could be confused I'm not a bookie and I just play scratch offs every once in a while

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

uhm winning like many times your wager usually means its the long shot, but I could be confused I'm not a bookie and I just play scratch offs every once in a while

Yes, sorry if I was unclear. My point is that the conventional thinking is very wrong and the longshot is actually going to win, so take advantage and win lots of cash.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I hope whatever actress did the best work and is really good wins the award :kiddo:

Yer Burnt
Feb 26, 2007

Portman too pregnant to even be there. If Emma Big Eyes doesn't win, Old French Actress will.

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
Good. I have (very small amount of) money on Natalie Portman.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I hope whatever actress did the best work and is really good wins the award :kiddo:

Be a little more sexist why don't you.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
where's the gimmick account that posts GBS hates women

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Hector Beerlioz posted:

Emily Blunts and Emma Stoned

real pornstar names btw

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Nolan Arenado posted:

+900 means you bet $100 and you win $900 plus your original $100 back, so I'm not sure what you mean.

Does -625 mean if I win the bet I owe 525 dollars?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

poverty goat posted:

real pornstar names btw

They are both my girlfriends and I am having sex with them rn

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Fog Tripper posted:

She's cute, but her eyes are just a smidge too far apart.

the incel thread is over there, amigo --->

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

500 good dogs posted:

Does -625 mean if I win the bet I owe 525 dollars?

Actually smart aleck, it means you have to bet $625 to win $100. (plus your original money back so you end up with $725)

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal
I just watched lala land I don't get the hype. The music was good but the effects were terrible.

Emma Stone will win because the movie was self fellating/self deprecating of Hollywood like Trumbo. But then Cranston didn't win for Trumbo so who knows?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

thathonkey posted:

where's the gimmick account that posts GBS hates women

IDK if QCS counts as a gimmick account, but maybe it could? :shrug:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Musicals suck rear end. If i wanted to hear singing id turn on my radio

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Modest Mouse cover band posted:

I just watched lala land I don't get the hype. The music was good but the effects were terrible.

Emma Stone will win because the movie was self fellating/self deprecating of Hollywood like Trumbo. But then Cranston didn't win for Trumbo so who knows?

I think the movie will win but they don't want to give it too many awards and Emma hasn't paid her dues yet.

When do they announce this poo poo anyway??

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nolan Arenado posted:

I think the movie will win but they don't want to give it too many awards and Emma hasn't paid her dues yet.

When do they announce this poo poo anyway??

They just did best visual effects (jungle book)

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
it's weird that all of the movies have someone named oscar in them

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

Nolan Arenado posted:

Actually smart aleck, it means you have to bet $625 to win $100. (plus your original money back so you end up with $725)

This is an immensely stupid way to give odds

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i don't even remember there being any good movies this year

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Serak posted:

This is an immensely stupid way to give odds

Well that's how they do it, I cannot help that!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Harald posted:

i don't even remember there being any good movies this year

john wick 2

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I don't think I've seen a movie in theaters since Deadpool over a year ago. Which isn't to say you shouldn't trust me on this!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I hope whatever actress did the best work and is really good wins the award :kiddo:

:same:

milkrun
Mar 7, 2007

I got $20 on Moonlight

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

instead of worrying about if an award will be given to emma stone you should just get stoned instead

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

thathonkey posted:

john wick 2

i didn't see that one. the only movie i watched this year was star wars

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

stoned off of weed

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hell Yeah posted:

stoned off of weed

Hell Yeah!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hell Yeah posted:

instead of worrying about if an award will be given to emma stone you should just get stoned instead

I've got some exciting news for you, friend.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hell Yeah posted:

stoned off of weed

I ran out of weed 2 weeks ago

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I ran out of weed 2 weeks ago

dude!

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hell Yeah posted:

instead of worrying about if an award will be given to emma stone you should just get stoned instead

That's what people say when they're really stoned, like "duuuude I'm friggin EMMA Stoned right now" :v:

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