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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hello goons, it's almost breakfast time, this is how you should prepare a bowl of cereal for yourself. I hope this helps.


Step 1 - Put milk in your bowl




Step 2 - Add cereal to the bowl on top of the milk.




Enjoy your breakfast my friends!

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*Triggered*

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

how do pour milk

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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BUY IT.
I messed up bad

Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects

Where the Hell does the spoon go

Please help, I'm starving

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
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Dangerous Minority posted:

Where the Hell does the spoon go

Please help, I'm starving

Who said anything about using a spoon? This isn't some classy breakfast joint here.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008


I followed the steps precisely and it doesn't look right. I think you're missing some steps OP, hope this feedback is useful

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
now i'm all milky and hungry and there's marshmallows in my hair :(

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Lemming posted:



I followed the steps precisely and it doesn't look right. I think you're missing some steps OP, hope this feedback is useful

Sorry, it wasn't step by step and I never suggested it would be. I also provided pictures of what you should achieve to complete the steps I did post.

But thanks for your efforts on making GBS threads on my thread.

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
I like milk

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hey op, how do i get my cheerios to go multi coloured like the picture? Do I have to cook them at a precise temperature? I usually cook my cheerios for 20 minutes at gas mark 4, but I must be doing it wrong as they stay pretty much the same colour.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
how long should i microwave it for?

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Hello goons, it's almost breakfast time, this is how you should prepare a bowl of cereal for yourself. I hope this helps.


Step 1 - Put milk in your bowl




Step 2 - Add cereal to the bowl on top of the milk.




Enjoy your breakfast my friends!

That's a different bowl in the second photo.

What kind of scheme are you running here?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
1 pay Enrique to make the cereal

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
I sometimes add milk to oatmeal and eat it cold, heating it up is for people with time to spare

maybe add some maple syrup

*machomanrandysavagegif*

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
We're gonna need a bigger bowl

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Milk is pretty brutal, you force impregnate a helpless animal, then take their child away and drink what they produce for the benefit of their kids. "I am your kid now, mommy".

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Look at these scrub-tier instructions.

You put the cereal in the bowl first, cause you can get more in there, and then you pour the milk over it, so even the topmost pieces get milky.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

think I might try making savory oatmeal today

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

But where does the buttplug go?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
:psyduck: youre a monster op

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
no!!!

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Sorry, it wasn't step by step and I never suggested it would be. I also provided pictures of what you should achieve to complete the steps I did post.

But thanks for your efforts on making GBS threads on my thread.

Sorry, but the blame always lies with the teacher, not the student.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

Son of Rodney posted:

Milk is pretty brutal, you force impregnate a helpless animal, then take their child away and drink what they produce for the benefit of their kids. "I am your kid now, mommy".

Then it shouldn't excrete should a delicious liquid

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Is there not a better way?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I don't buy cereal anymore cuz I eat the entire box in about a day

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Why is cinnamon life so god drat expensive

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
protip: you can beat the system by buying corn flakes and adding your own sugar and cinnamon

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


this is so hosed up

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Rutibex posted:

protip: you can beat the system by buying corn flakes and adding your own sugar and cinnamon

Where are the oats then smart guy?

Jake Mustache
Feb 7, 2017
What is the best cereal for ripping up the inside of your mouth? I vote Cap'n Crunch.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Jake Mustache posted:

What is the best cereal for ripping up the inside of your mouth? I vote Cap'n Crunch.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Hello goons, it's almost breakfast time, this is how you should prepare a bowl of cereal for yourself. I hope this helps.


Step 1 - Put milk in your bowl




Step 2 - Add cereal to the bowl on top of the milk.




Enjoy your breakfast my friends!

this is seriuously hosed up

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Lemming posted:



I followed the steps precisely and it doesn't look right. I think you're missing some steps OP, hope this feedback is useful

that looks fine to me. remember that the box is the most healthy part of the cereal

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I bet his rear end in a top hat adds ice cubes to his drink after pouring the liquid in. God damnit, understand surface tension, jabroni!

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
What the ever-loving gently caress is wrong with you OP?

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

1redflag posted:

I bet his rear end in a top hat adds ice cubes to his drink after pouring the liquid in. God damnit, understand surface tension, jabroni!

Everyone knows you should add your ice chips to the drink container before pouring them both into the glass together.

xjohnson
Sep 7, 2006
Johnson?
Young Orc
im unemployed

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I like the idea of adding Ice cube after soda. Because it always melts the cubes diluting the soda, and the bouncing around makes it less fizzy.

This is cracking open a can and pouring it into a glass.

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

xjohnson posted:

im unemployed

:lol:

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