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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
And here I thought asking permission before sex was a capital offense in India. Who said chivalry is dead?

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Professor SJW posted:

what is happening in india that produces these men?

You know the Madonna/whore complex? It arises when women are otherized in comparison to men. It's like that, except Indian culture has no concept that's comparable to that of the Madonna.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Zzulu posted:

imagine being an indian man

fuckin nightmare scenario

It would really own if you enjoy raping with impunity tho

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
bhabhi fac bhabhi fac

it is allllll rihte

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Loves: hot aunty bhabhi, big nipples, big lif

Hates: consent, toilets

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Any sliver of pity for undersexed Indian men kinda disappears when you realize how casually and gleefully they talk about/fantasize about/commit rape.

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Finding out that bhabhi is older brother's wife and not indian for babe has changed this thread for me.

So thanks creepy story guy :(

The literal translation would be "aunty," so it could also be your uncle's wife or a parent's sister. Keep it (rape) in the family, Sanjeet!

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Romes128 posted:

I AM GOING TO TONGUE gently caress EVERY HOLE

EVERY MORNING I OPEN MOUTH SLAM MY TONGUE INTO A BHABHI CHOOT HOLE

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Y'know, if I was trying to make an Indian food/semen euphemism, I'd have gone with raita over lassi, but o well

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

drat, I got my Hindu family/sex terms wrong. My bad.


Stroop There It Is posted:

Someone's never had salted lassi! (Don't.)

I have, and it's not bad? I bet you're one of those people who don't have ayran with their kebab.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Phew, am I having plumpy holes this morning!

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

Look at it reasonably, when we can poo poo big logs out of our assholes, then we can also take a cock in.

Checks out

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

The best thing that ever happened to Europe was when the Catholic Church outlawed the levirate.

Actually it was the introduction of beer

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
rear end

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Fun fact: a whole bunch of rural Indian women who don't have access to toilets are chronically constipated because they dread leaving the house to take a poo poo. As soon as they squat down they risk being harassed, beaten and gang raped by the same men we're having a nice giggle about ITT, as they, having never been exposed to the opposite sex in a natural and healthy manner, legitimately view a woman squatting down to drop a deuce as the most erotic thing they have ever witnessed. Therefore, a woman exposing herself in this manner both infuriates them (because she is being a dirty whore, you see) and drives them insane with lust..

Kinda puts the story about bhabhi's big logs in perspective.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Wizard Master posted:

india is loving stupid lol

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Borrowed Ladder posted:

We drink a lot of cow's milk here in America too but no one here calls boobs "milks"

To be fair, "dairy" was slang for a pair of boobs in the early 1900s.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
"I have to stop at every red light but I'm allowed to make eye contact with a woman without knocking her teeth out and calling her a whore? WAT A CONTRY"

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Blue Train posted:

So why do these movies always have people singing and dancing around

For to showing off plumpy navel holes. very fac

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Well, he was Muslim, so like half of GBS is gonna be okay with this.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

bubblebee posted:

Firstly the dowry is something the woman's family pays to the mans family.

Lol is this like in Afghanistan where the idea is you pay the husband's family to take over the burden of having another worthless female around?

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

SaltyJesus posted:

Yes, a dowry, like he said.

e: though, charitably, you could say it's the bride's family's contribution to the newlyweds' new life since the expectation is that the bride will move in with the husband's family and share in their household

Oh, as far as I knew, a dowry could also be the husband's family paying the wife's due to the value another productive person adds to the household. Guess I could be wrong.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

SaltyJesus posted:

In English the word "dowry" specifically denotes wealth given by the bride's family. Quoting wiki:

:thx:

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Mods, change my name to Bitch lasagna

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

powerful sex moves posted:

How big is my pussy? Enormous. You couldn't handle it buddy.

How deep is your love~

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I think the thought process just goes "troll=internet thing=facebook" and not much deeper.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

unpacked robinhood posted:

poo poo there's probably other defective cultures with moon languages that post about their lol fantasies on fb, forever lost in translation

Thank God for the British Empire

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

a hole-y ghost posted:

Incidentally, so are camels.

Camels are terrible for riding on. They're good for carrying loads of stuff across vast distances, but actually sitting on them for a prolonged period of time is inadvisable unless you like jizzing blood.

source: I have ridden camels many times, once for hours at the time. My rear end hurts just thinking about it.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Would it help if I were to put my rear end inside your rear end in a top hat? For... some sort of plumpy cushioning?

do the needful

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Hustlin Floh posted:

So I'm really starting to think they've confused "troll" with "meme"

Much like you've confused "meme" with "macro."

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Big nipples, high milking Arabian horse buffalo. Wow...steve

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

ice cold

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
What the hell is wrong with these people? Even the most boring picture of a woman with the most nondescript, neutral expression gets mentally construed as though she's some kind of wild sex fiend with a mouth full of decades-old semen. These guys are loving convinced that everyone they find attractive is playing a constant game of temptation to make them shagging uncontrollably. No wonder they get rapey and murdery once that dream bubble gets burst. Why women in this god-awful country aren't all trying desperately to get the gently caress outta there is beyond me, but I guess they probably think all men in the world are like that. What a sad world to live in.

Reminder that this is the country where the idea that it is possible for a husband to rape his wife was rejected vehemently as a Western imposition. "Don't you dare tell us what laws to pass, you ignorant foreigners! In our culture, women just are objects, not that a savage like you would understand that."

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
making GBS threads in space? Don't you know there's no gravity out there? Where will I leave my crap to fester? There are no gutters or carpets in space. It'll just fly away, and then that's almost like I cleaned it up. What the gently caress do you think I am, a dirty Shudra? Or worse yet, a woman??

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Licking her pussy? What are you, a fag? You lick the navel.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Alan Smithee posted:

Did I use that word right

I just assume from reading that bhabi is like babe in context

Oh, you're missing out on so much. Your "bhabhi" is your older brother's wife.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm imagining Roger Moore as James Bond in a casino bar trying to charm the pants off some crime lord's wife. He brushes his hand against hers, leans in and whispers in her ear, "Hyyyyyy yyyyyyy hyyyy. Uuuuuuuuu uuuuuuhhh."

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Close and goldmine IMMEDIATELY.

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

unpacked robinhood posted:



Volleyball to you

drat wife, always trying to seduce me. I'M NOT INTERESTED! jeez

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