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I know a lot of you here like to "eat fresh" so I wanted to share this news. It is very distressing, to say the least. Probably worse than the whole Jared thing tbh. Subway's oven roasted chicken only 50 percent chicken, DNA test shows http://www.kmbc.com/article/subways-oven-roasted-chicken-only-50-percent-chicken-dna-test-shows/8989669 quote:BOSTON — So yeah, all those delicious chicken subs you had would be more accurately described as soy subs. EAT FRESH
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Feb 28, 2017 17:37
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So is there an FDA regulation on what percentage of chicken actually needs to be chicken to be called chicken?
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Feb 28, 2017 17:42
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Not a surprise. Canadians are also the geniuses that thought pineapple on pizza was a good idea.
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Feb 28, 2017 17:45
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I don't care what's in the food I eat if it tastes good and doesn't immediately kill me. Not only does this not shock me I don't really care OP
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Feb 28, 2017 17:46
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KFC NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN EAT FRESH
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Feb 28, 2017 17:48
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Dog the Builder posted:I don't care what's in the food I eat if it tastes good and doesn't immediately kill me. Not only does this not shock me I don't really care OP Well I hope you enjoy your man boobs, buddy!
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Feb 28, 2017 17:48
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You used to get 2 chicken breasts on a footlong. I'm tellin ya, poo poo went downhill when they stopped triangle cutting their bun tops. 
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Feb 28, 2017 17:48
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lol why does anyone give a gently caress its fast food
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Feb 28, 2017 17:49
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Stuntman posted:lol why does anyone give a gently caress its fast food I guess the real answer is probably that if we let companies mislabel soy as chicken, then it's a slippery slope and eventually they'll be mislabelling rat poison as tylenol. This was mostly a public service because lots of GBS folks love to eat fresh, sometimes multiple times a week!
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Feb 28, 2017 17:53
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it hasnt been a good couple years for subway public relations
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Feb 28, 2017 17:54
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This completely changes my interpretation of what it means to Eat Fresh
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Feb 28, 2017 17:56
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Nolan Arenado posted:I guess the real answer is probably that if we let companies mislabel soy as chicken, then it's a slippery slope and eventually they'll be mislabelling rat poison as tylenol. I eat fresh but never get chicken Like everyone knows that salami is bullshit but people think chicken is chicken ya know?
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Feb 28, 2017 17:57
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Nolan Arenado posted:Well I hope you enjoy your man boobs, buddy! soy is healthier so this man wont have any sweet boobs to touch at night however if you follow up that soy sub with several beers welcome to my erotic world
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Feb 28, 2017 17:58
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howd they get a chicken to gently caress a soy plant
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Feb 28, 2017 17:59
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only mongoloids eat chicken and not red meat, smoked meat or deli meats
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Feb 28, 2017 18:03
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When can I let go of my butt though?
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Feb 28, 2017 18:03
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Nolan Arenado posted:So yeah, all those delicious chicken subs you had would be more accurately described as soy subs. 
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Feb 28, 2017 18:05
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Nolan Arenado posted:Well I hope you enjoy your man boobs, buddy! Well the moobs and spare tire predates my ever eating fresh.
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Feb 28, 2017 18:11
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I'll just buy two now noobs 
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Feb 28, 2017 18:18
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theres a guy i see walking in front of my apt complex wearing mlp memorabelia and always carrying a subway sandwich dude is dumb enough to have fallen for the jared fogle weight loss program
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Feb 28, 2017 18:19
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also hes probably a pedophile too
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Feb 28, 2017 18:19
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I get the meatballs everytime so I'm not worried
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Feb 28, 2017 18:20
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Cool instead of soy they'll just grind up necks and beaks and form that into patties now
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Feb 28, 2017 18:20
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Subway sucks anyway so who cares
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Feb 28, 2017 18:21
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Eat Flesh!
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Feb 28, 2017 18:26
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fishing with the fam posted:So is there an FDA regulation on what percentage of chicken actually needs to be chicken to be called chicken? Have you never heard of the "chykyn wyngz" that come with a DiGiorno's pizza?
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Feb 28, 2017 18:28
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nigga crab pollock posted:also hes probably a pedophile too subs are the new cheese pizza, if you know what i mean............................................
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Feb 28, 2017 18:28
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I'm so fat I take three airplane seats but only pay for one this is good news for me.
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Feb 28, 2017 18:33
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lmao if you order anything but the italian bmt at subway
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Feb 28, 2017 18:34
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When the Taco Bell report came out that their meat was 15% filler, the company pushed back hard saying "how loving dare you accuse us of subpar beef, we take pride in our beef" and people we're generally surprised that there was actually LESS filler than they thought. I don't know what my point is EAT FRESH
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Feb 28, 2017 18:44
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so it's half-vegan? soycken.
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Feb 28, 2017 18:45
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935 posted:and people we're generally surprised that there was actually LESS filler than they thought. 
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Feb 28, 2017 18:46
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The signs at Subway say all their meats are turkey-based, so I've always assumed that extends to their weirdly shaped chicken breast puck things. I'm genuinely surprised they serve even 50% chicken.
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Feb 28, 2017 18:47
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b-minus1 posted:lmao if you order anything but the italian bmt at subway  I am a goddamn heathen and put pineapple and barbecue sauce on mine though, on toasted flatbread, suck my balls I do what I want
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Feb 28, 2017 18:48
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jared probably put 5 or 10 ephedrine tablets on each sandwich eat fresh
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Feb 28, 2017 18:54
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Captain Yossarian posted:KFC NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN
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Feb 28, 2017 18:54
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Drink-Mix Man posted:howd they get a chicken to gently caress a soy plant PM me. guns for tits posted:Eat Flesh! 
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Feb 28, 2017 18:56
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If it were something terrible, I'd be more inclined toward outrage. But I consume soy products all the time, so whatever.
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Feb 28, 2017 19:12
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ill have the chicken DNA sandwich please
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Feb 28, 2017 19:13
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also soy causes man tits FYI 
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