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bartok
May 10, 2006



drat Cena

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
miz wishes he had dbry's personality

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

i need to watch tropic thunder again, its been a while

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

HOLY poo poo THIS IS ALL GREAT.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

I even hosed up and put that quote in the podcast thread before he said it :(

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The Undertaker is actually dead, just turned up a few notches.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

SilverMike posted:

I've never understood that phrase. If I get a cake, yeah, I loving well want to eat it. What else do you expect me to do with it, chuck it at some poor bastard and leave myself cakeless?

i said the same thing before, and the supposed explanation is that you want to have your cake, and also want to eat the cake, without losing the cake. like if you have a birthday cake, you want to get to keep your cake with your name on it, but you also want to eat cake.


....... i have no idea if thats what it means, but its still stupid

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
if they let miz say, "gently caress you john" on live tv, i doubt anyone would be mad

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Panamaniac posted:

Taker should come out with a group of make a wish children, say "wish granted," and murder cena.

Haha, gently caress yes

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
John Cena has just been great the past year and a half or so.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
LOLOLOL I think it's f'in hilarious when the Miz pouts

I think he's trying real hard not to laugh too while John Cena is busy owning him

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I like that Maryse kinda has a look on her face like she is thinking,"poo poo, Cena's making some good points..."

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
OH SNAP :drat:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
The first half of Cena's promo was garbage, but the second half was really good.

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


dromal phrenia posted:

i said the same thing before, and the supposed explanation is that you want to have your cake, and also want to eat the cake, without losing the cake. like if you have a birthday cake, you want to get to keep your cake with your name on it, but you also want to eat cake.


....... i have no idea if thats what it means, but its still stupid

Yeah, it's still goofy any way you interpret it.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Cena's gonna shoot Miz!

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

That UT line was awesome

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
this crowd is so much better than raw's last night lol

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
john cena then savagely beat maryse for 13 minutes while the miz looked on in horror

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

here comes nikki to defend john's package!

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
WOAH MARYSE

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Dear lord, Miz is dead. He's dead.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



JOHN CENA GOT A SMALL DICK

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Maryse sounds like she has peanut butter stuck to the roof of her mouth.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
JOHN CENA'S TINY DICK

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Raskolnikov38 posted:

this crowd is so much better than raw's last night lol

helps when the show is good

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Maryse stole Cena's joke

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

:siren: itshappening.gif :siren:

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
lmao miz running from nikki bella

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

cena's dino bone maybe smaller then we thought!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

dromal phrenia posted:

i said the same thing before, and the supposed explanation is that you want to have your cake, and also want to eat the cake, without losing the cake. like if you have a birthday cake, you want to get to keep your cake with your name on it, but you also want to eat cake.


....... i have no idea if thats what it means, but its still stupid

That's exactly what it means.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jesus Maryse

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Raskolnikov38 posted:

this crowd is so much better than raw's last night lol

It really is incredible

SmackDown is as good as Raw is bad

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BITCH

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
John's soon to be girlfriend Nataliya, won't stand for that slap.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Lol Nikki Bella is a threat. Okay, whatevs.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

drat i guess young girls like nikki, i heard a lot of high pitch cheers there


SOMEONE POST THE "BITCH" GIF

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cena: Let me list in great detail all of the Miz's many shortcomings.
Maryse: Allow me to retort.... you got a little dick.

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



she said the B word!

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