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Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Triticum Guzzler posted:

[in Bert Sugar voice] Now this kid fights like he was physically abused, but he trash talks like he was sexually abused

holy gently caress lmao

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Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].



Triticum Guzzler posted:

[in Bert Sugar voice] Now this kid fights like he was physically abused, but he trash talks like he was sexually abused

Amazing.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

https://twitter.com/THEREALMAYORGA/...714317029429252

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkVUPUcbJfw

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

I don't promote fights, I pick fights. I'm better than Jon Jones. I'm better than Sean Combs. I am even better than John Holmes.



Fun Shoe


A pro watch for those of you who missed the first outing.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009



Need some April thread titles, I'm not doing the one about "the negro" from up the thread.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?


UFC April: Ariel Fool's Month

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



Memento posted:

Need some April thread titles, I'm not doing the one about "the negro" from up the thread.

UFC April - You can't "rush" georges st. pierre

big money big clit
Oct 19, 2004

Breaux, Breaux, you seen a defense around here anywhere!?



Mayorga would have been a great opponent for McGregor 15 years ago.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006
The Texican

There should be an advent calendar theme. Every day a treat leading up to the ultimate treat of Cub Swanson murdering Artem Lobov.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014



UFC April - Now without Bones

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010


El Roncho posted:

There should be an advent calendar theme. Every day a treat leading up to the ultimate treat of Cub Swanson murdering Artem Lobov.

I like that Cub Swanson has gone from being on the wrong end of good fights, to the right end of great fights.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

Ariel says after tonight's Bellator fight, Rampage's contract says his next fight must be in UFC

Put him against Mark Hunt, Dana

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


Memento posted:

Need some April thread titles, I'm not doing the one about "the negro" from up the thread.

UFC April: I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again


Chris James 2 posted:

Ariel says after tonight's Bellator fight, Rampage's contract says his next fight must be in UFC

Put him against Mark Hunt, Dana

Maybe it's dumb nostalgia but I miss Rampage in the UFC a lot.

red19fire
May 26, 2010


Chris James 2 posted:

Ariel says after tonight's Bellator fight, Rampage's contract says his next fight must be in UFC

Put him against Mark Hunt, Dana

His contract with Bellator? I thought he cut ties with the UFC completely? Or did he get like a furlough from UFC to fight in Bellator? Or does he have like a cyborg-style contract where he gets subsidized to fight in b-leagues?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

I don't promote fights, I pick fights. I'm better than Jon Jones. I'm better than Sean Combs. I am even better than John Holmes.



Fun Shoe

Kilometers Davis posted:

Maybe it's dumb nostalgia but I miss Rampage in the UFC a lot.

He's a pretty entertaining guy and would be a welcome addition to the 205 or 265 garbage fire.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

red19fire posted:

His contract with Bellator? I thought he cut ties with the UFC completely? Or did he get like a furlough from UFC to fight in Bellator? Or does he have like a cyborg-style contract where he gets subsidized to fight in b-leagues?

He signed with Bellator in 2013 and fought three times including a win over King Mo

After that he signed with UFC (end of 2014) and beat Maldonado while a lawsuit was going on (Bellator saying he still had a fight on his deal)

This was that fight and he's now contractually obligated to fight in UFC next if he has any more fights left in him

tardsteak
Jul 25, 2007

You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

I'm a 99% lurker and posted this in the b-league thread but I really need to see Fat Rampage vs Roy Nelson ASAP.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

An ill wind blows no minds.





Lipstick Apathy

tardsteak posted:

I'm a 99% lurker and posted this in the b-league thread but I really need to see Fat Rampage vs Roy Nelson ASAP.

I don't need to see Rampage do anything at this point (and he did a whole lot of it tonight), but that matchup makes sense.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



Josuke Higashikata posted:

I'm just glad that TAM finally finished the checklist to beat Dom Cruz:

Tall
Rangey
Powerful puncher
Fast
An innate need to nut on dudes faces

codey no love is tall and rangey?

Unfunny Poster
Apr 10, 2012

I feel like I could... like I could... like I could... TAKE ON THE WORLD!!


UFC April: USADA Piss Tests Now Live On Twitch.tv

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010


Lid posted:

UFC April: I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.

This is a very good one and should be the top pick.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



Skip My Posts posted:

codey no love is tall and rangey?

dom and no love merged like nameks post fight. he supplements his lower weight income doing freelance cam work screaming filth at himself in the second person while jacking it in the position known as the misrad bektic

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'm Keven and I wouldn't do that. It'll KILL jobs.


...and I sure wouldn't do that.


Skip My Posts posted:

codey no love is tall and rangey?

Mostly regular proportion

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

I'm glad we can fact check posts about blowing a load on another guy

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



I don't just trust anyone's word on hot loads. Maybe you do but that stuffs no joke to me

Skip My Posts fucked around with this message at Apr 1, 2017 around 17:17

plz dont pull out
Sep 14, 2011




https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/s...316470345867264

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



Replace guns with penises and same

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009



Lid posted:

UFC April: I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.

Yep.

New thread is up, if you have a problem with how I've described Khabib please forward all correspondence to weedlordbonerhitler420@juno.com

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3815577

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