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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


And soon the Bisking proves he's the GOAT.

Also get a microphone on Yoel Romero ASAP

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Triticum Guzzler posted:

triple post i don't give a gently caress this is the greatest interview answer of all time http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=rFXithciUEc&p=n#/7;18

Congratulations to Mark Hunt for winning PSP's Favourite Fighter in 2017 and keeping the streak alive.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Carlous Conduit is definitely like #2 or 3 on the PSP fan list.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I don't think there's a Lightweight on earth who Khabib will have trouble getting down. I can see Ferguson getting up but he's probably getting dunked straight back down.

Ferguson lighting Khabib up in between takedowns and scoring a TKO is incredibly possible and this fight will be great.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Marching Powder posted:

He exists and goes by the name gleison tibau

eh he made weight but that boy is no lightweight

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


The woes of a cleared out division

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I hope it's a troll job and Khabib is fine and the fight happens and that I win the lotto and

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Fucks sake.
I don't know if it was on Embedded or the Countdown but maybe no Tiramisu in future.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


The "Michael Bisping retirement legend fights world tour but somehow it's for the UFC Middleweight championship" train has no brakes.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Wild Horses posted:

He had to get smashed beforehand to get the nerves to stand in front of GSP

He's a manc on a trip to Las Vegas with no fight in the immediate future.
The first three words in that sentence are justification enough to get poo poo faced to a manc.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


vainman posted:

The only reason he's fighting a long retired welterweight is because the welterweight thinks it's an easy fight

It's actually because they'll both get PPV points and make a lot of money.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Khabib had a good 2016 schedule and weight cut issues suck a lot and point to poor cutting strategy but sometimes they happen anyway. I wouldn't blame him too much this time. It's when his knees explode in AKA fashion next week that I'd blame him.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I choose to believe that Robbie Lawler's inability to have a boring fight is so strong that it forced him to lose within a round to an impressive knockout, rather than it being Woodley fluking into an exciting win.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



Which fighter is that cheating bastard Tornado who installed a big metal rig around his robot because he was so scared of Razer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEIGIiBb5LA

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Dangersim posted:

Can we stop pretending like the first fight was good now?

Nah

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


It wasn't bad either. It was average and that's ok. Please update your groupthink charts accordingly.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Captain Log posted:

Also Woodley, who is completely capable of coming off as likable and human in interviews, teaches a lesson in how to be hated.

https://streamable.com/aa618

"Why you gotta be so mean, man?"

The sunglasses indoors is usually a sure fire giveaway

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Bring back Goldie because he was a good commentator and he's my friend.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


FishBowlRobot posted:

Well, Matt Serra's the only one who talks about loving his wife. And making GBS threads. Frank Mir's not allowed to gently caress his wife, Bryan Callen talks about loving everyone but his wife, and Ariel has children so maybe?

Serra talks about jerking off in Dana's guest house and getting caught by Din Thomas too

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I think Eddie said fairly recently that his back was in a much better place than it once was.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Triticum Guzzler posted:

https://www.facebook.com/RothwellFighter/posts/1237081773008125


weird that all these steroid users have legitimate medical issues that they forget to tell anybody about until test positive

It's asthma.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



DC was on either twitter or instagram bitching about this poster and said AJ must have done Dana a huge favour to be the focus of this even though he's not champ.


Where as I'd just complain because it's dog poo poo.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I liked the time Conor called them out for a poo poo poster and they promptly fixed it up.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I liked the Lawler Hendricks comic cover poster, even though it wasn't especially well drawn.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I'm surprised that knee didn't Cyborg him, jesus.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


outy posted:

He said it's because his body just isn't what it used to be.

Yeah, no poo poo you cheating oval office.



this is why TRT is good tbh

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


That fight would be so good. Bellator please

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Pfister vs McKenzie for the "Cody least likely to succeed in MMA" title.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Google Butt posted:

gently caress habib i want to see ferguson fight nate

I read this as "gently caress Khabib, I want to see Ferguson mate"


RIP Anderson

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Nierbo posted:

Javier Mendez on Cain

Those rentals you rent as opposed to the rentals you keep forever?

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Triticum Guzzler posted:

Welcome to the Ultimate Fighting Championship, hi everybody I'm Mike Goldberg and with me as always my broadcast partner endless disappointment

My endless disappointment is because there is no Mike Goldberg.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Why isn't there a version of mud fighting where it's steroid cream and UFC vets?

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Mr. Nice! posted:

Skin cream wrestling parties are why chad$ popped.

This is why I stand with Keven on this.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Foul Fowl posted:

one half of the greatest mma picture of all time tyvm



It's fitting that he's here, but he's not the important half.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


https://twitter.com/UFCEurope/status/843175099620507648

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Steroids > All

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Blue dick liquid is a material beyond the comprehension of mere humans.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Maybe he suddenly realised that he was always bad.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


http://i.imgur.com/TlIHLtJ.mp4

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



It was funny at the time, but I think his severe owning at the hand of Michael Bisping might just have hosed him up.

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