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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!


https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING...361347814313984

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DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

1-(900) 720-2666


LOL Magnus.

Does anyone have that gif of the hilariously dramatic Bruce Pritchard spot were the camera slowly pans around him and it says something like "A LEGEND RETURNS"

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

God look at him, he really looks like he doesn't want to be there

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

postin levels------its over 9000!!!!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=151E65Gld94

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006




DJExile posted:

God look at him, he really looks like he doesn't want to be there

Looks like he's plotting to murder Grado. Can't say I blame him.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?


Didn't Magnus go from being their number one shill to making GBS threads all over the company once he left?

Adorable

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Didn't Magnus go from being their number one shill to making GBS threads all over the company once he left?

Adorable

Magnus toed the company line but it was really Eric Young who was blowing up on critics

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Pope Corky the IX posted:

Didn't Magnus go from being their number one shill to making GBS threads all over the company once he left?

Adorable

Yuuup
http://www.cagesideseats.com/tna-im...in-uks-fighting

There was a relatively recent interview (I forget with whom, maybe Jim Ross) where he said he had heat with Eric Bischoff.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!


Strawberry Panda posted:

Dave says this is fake. Neither he nor Satin would use Impact management as a source for WWE or ROH information.

You wouldn't use TNA management as a source for TNA.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!


Gonzo McFee posted:

You wouldn't use TNA management as a source for TNA.

TNA shouldn't use TNA management as a source for TNA.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

And if I'm gonna cry, I don't need your shoulder.

Given Mickie now works for WWE, and Magnus seems to be wrestling in the UK more and more. It must be tough for a married couple.

I know the wrestling life is tough on couples, but it must be especially hard when you are both wrestlers, and you work for different companies.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


BrigadierSensible posted:

Given Mickie now works for WWE, and Magnus seems to be wrestling in the UK more and more. It must be tough for a married couple.

I know the wrestling life is tough on couples, but it must be especially hard when you are both wrestlers, and you work for different companies.

Frankly it seems like the best of both worlds (disregarding that no one should ever work for TNA).

You're both wrestlers, so you understand the industry and the lifestyle, but you're not in the same company being subject to all the horseshit that entails. Being married, in the same company, but on different brands seems like it'd be harder to me.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

one cat, one vote, one beer


BrigadierSensible posted:

Wrestling birds (in order of coolness and goodness):

The Swagger Soaring Eagle
Frankie
The GobbledyGooker
The Crow that terrified Eric Buischoff
The Unnamed Impact Owl

Discuss.

Edit: I am a moron who cannot differentiate between birds and have eagles on the brain.

Little Red Rooster

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?


BrigadierSensible posted:

Wrestling birds (in order of coolness and goodness):

The Swagger Soaring Eagle
Frankie
The GobbledyGooker
The Crow that terrified Eric Buischoff
The Unnamed Impact Owl

Discuss.

Edit: I am a moron who cannot differentiate between birds and have eagles on the brain.

corn in the bible posted:

Little Red Rooster

The vulture tied to Taker's chariot at WrestleMania IX

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

Justice has prevailed.


Lipstick Apathy

The vulture was badass

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!


I'm sorry, Guard Bird is above the Gobbledygooker.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...


I'm sure someone has mentioned this, but there's a TNA channel on Pluto TV. I've been watching it a lot lately as background noise... and I totally forgot how legitimately decent-to-good TNA was back in like 2006 or so. Even with Jeff Jarrett's black hole of charisma at the top, people like Christian, Monty Brown, AJ Styles, etc. were legitimately entertaining.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011


Meanwhile, here and now:

do we have a problem?

I dunno, do we?

I dunno, do we?

I dunno, do we?

too loving long later~

u need to apologize to me!

no u apologize to me!

NO U APOLOGIZE TO MY COUSIN! YOU KNOW I'M A HEEL BECAUSE I HAVE NO INSIDE VOICE!

commentary My goodness, how dare these monsters treat Karen Jarrett so callously!

commentary Nah she totally deserved it because I despise good things and nice people, nyeheheh (also follow my twitter at the real commentary )

commentary the Pope's got no idea what's what but hell, it's this or the unemployment line

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

....what?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011


DJExile posted:

....what?

That's what I'd like to know!

(This week's Impact features a segment with Karen Jarrett demanding an apology from the Knockout with the big black feather collar. There's been maybe one match so far, buried beneath a gigantic, rocklike turd of . Before you ask, my main reason for still watching is morbid curiosity. )

SatansOnion fucked around with this message at Mar 31, 2017 around 00:55

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

What happened to CaptainYesterday or whoever used to always post the weekly Impact threads in futile efforts

Speaking of a futile effort, what should the next thread's title be

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Chris James 2 posted:

Speaking of a futile effort, what should the next thread's title be

TNA April: Ain't Impact great?

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Chris James 2 posted:

What happened to CaptainYesterday or whoever used to always post the weekly Impact threads in futile efforts

Speaking of a futile effort, what should the next thread's title be


Benne posted:

TNA April: Ain't Impact great?

TNA (tm) April: Ain't Impact Great?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Chris James 2 posted:

What happened to CaptainYesterday or whoever used to always post the weekly Impact threads in futile efforts

Speaking of a futile effort, what should the next thread's title be

Captain Yesterday Memorial Zone

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

Make the next thread title about Jeff Jarrett believing in #pizzagate.

Martian Buddy
Jun 4, 2010

Are you ready to swear
right here,
right now,
before the devil


TNA (tm) April: A Morbid Curiosity

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011

Me uni a la Revolucion #RXT


el sabe ...


Impact for April(tm): Mehtna

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


Springtime for TNA

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

one cat, one vote, one beer


PYF owl thread for April features total nonstop action

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

TNA: Broken (tm)

Jason Sextro
Jul 30, 2003

Un alpha en développement depuis quatre ans? C'est incroyable!



TNA(tm) April: (Ain't Impact(tm) Great?)tm

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


A

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

Nice to meet ya, hee ho!



joshtothemaxx posted:

I'm sure someone has mentioned this, but there's a TNA channel on Pluto TV. I've been watching it a lot lately as background noise... and I totally forgot how legitimately decent-to-good TNA was back in like 2006 or so. Even with Jeff Jarrett's black hole of charisma at the top, people like Christian, Monty Brown, AJ Styles, etc. were legitimately entertaining.

I saw it the other day while taking a break from their MST3K channel. They were playing Hard Justice 2009, and then a random "TNA Epics" hosted by Mick Foley. I wonder if it makes more money than the public domain cartoons channel or the channel that randomly plays reruns of the Dick Cavett Show.

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

I know I am married and Randy has been known to fuck girls too but Randy likes things rough. Rough like no girl could ever give him. I would fuck him like the little whore that he is and he would always come back for seconds. Everyone's been calling him "Hunter's little bitch" only if they knew.



TNA for 2017: gently caress Jeff Jarrett

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


TNA for April: Reno's Cum

whiteyfats
Jul 3, 2014



flashy_mcflash posted:

TNA for April: Reno's Cummies

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!


MotU posted:

Springtime for TNA

This is far too good to be overlooked

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!


I like it but I think Springtime For Impact rolls a little better

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

We should all be so lucky



Springtime for Jarrett.

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ShadowedFlames
Dec 26, 2009

Shoot this guy in the face.


Fallen Rib

DoctorGonzo posted:

Springtime for Jarrett(tm)

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