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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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So how was the speech? More or less what everyone expected?



(Or even less?)

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Remember that dam in California where they had a shitton of evacuations because they thought the emergency spillway was going to break?

They shut the regular spillway off for inspection, now that the water level in the reservoir is low enough, and...well...it's seen better days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyvDPt-HU3g

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Mar 1, 2017

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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shyduck posted:

As should be of no surprise, Pelosi et al. are calling for Sessions to resign.

If Pelosi could also resign, that would be swell.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Looks like that town hall pressure ain't no joke.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Thanks, Donnie :downs:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837256338203881472

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Hot Karl Marx posted:

edit: also turkeys are trying to summon the devil or something?

https://twitter.com/TheReal_JDavis/status/837301561500057605

GOOBLE, GOBBLE, GOOBLE, GOBBLE, uh...one of us?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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facialimpediment posted:

And there it is.

https://twitter.com/NancyPelosi/status/837776774691979270

Donnie Dumbfuck literally got owned by Nancy Pelosi.

It might be a bit of an "own", but it doesn't change the fact that she, too didn't tell the truth about meeting the ambassador. I get that it's more important to get that sick burn in, but Pelosi is also kinda dumb here.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Sorta dumb question:
Now that there's actual ammunition against Sessions, are they (and i'm not even entirely sure who they is, I'm assuming the Senate?) going to do everything in their power to get a this racist out of the office of AG? Is this looming perjury thing enough for some Republicans to jump ship and vote (or whatever the mechanic is here) against him?

Someone explain how this can potentially unfold.

(Outside of the obvious "lol nothing matters nor will anything happen")


/ninjaedit: I'm a loving moron, let me watch that Maddow clip first if that explains it

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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https://twitter.com/zachgeis/status/837995769219133440

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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I got barely 5 minutes in, the gently caress is this?

This supposed to be a comedy show? Is there comedy ahead?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Good mornin' y'all :downs:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/838016045222854656

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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shyduck posted:

I think tweets from @POTUS are official public record, so his staff probably doesn't want him near it. Like tweets can't be deleted etc

All of his tweets are public record, regardless which Twitter account they're from. @Potus isn't really some hallowed moniker handed down from president to president as dictated by the constitution and subject to legislation. It's literally just a media outlet for the president, and poo poo the president says is subject to the Presidential Records Act.

While we live in upside-down times, it would be the weirdest poo poo to see two lawyers in court furiously arguing over two Twitter handles. :lol:

It's literally just Trump's ego making him keep using his account.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Two Finger posted:

also i bet people saying 'wait a sec. if this was done legally this is a gigantic loving scandal' isn't the response trump expected lmao

I've heard two narratives for that so far:

1. HOW DARE THE PRESIDENT LEGALLY WIRETAP A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE?!? THE AUDACITY!!!

2. TRUMP IS ONLY FLIPPING OUT BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT ALL THE poo poo HE SAID WAS LISTENED IN ON AND HE'S EXPOSED

You can guess which side supports which narrative.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Genocide Tendency posted:

What do you call competing rallies/protests where its just autistic screeching at each other?

German intercourse.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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That, along with this tweet, seems to be his new strategy. Smokescreening and "BUT OBAMA"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/838353481526312961

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

chuck todd asked schumer on MTP today if there was a FISA warrant on Trump.

"I don't comment on classified briefings."

Now they're just openly loving with Trump :lol:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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M_Gargantua posted:

Well have you seen your profile pic?

Mine's a pocket bible hanging halfway out the crotch of my cargo shorts, what of it? :colbert:






It's also one of my two fake accounts, because gently caress if I'm ever actually using Twitter

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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I know the guy has broken a whole bunch of credible information in the past couple of months, but sometimes, but since we mentioned it earlier, I just have trouble digesting Twitter "intelligence" or news when the profile pic is something like this:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

These guys put out crappy sequels faster than Ubisoft

I understood that reference.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Two Finger posted:

Is that the guy trump had a spat with?

Who doesn't?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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The loving stupidity of the muslim ban that Spicer STILL is ranting on about is beyond words at this point. "We don't want countries with state-sponsored terrorism sending their (!) people without being able to properly vet them"


Sean Eusebius Spicer III., you are a mouthbreathing loving moron and it's hard for me to comprehend.


Like, this discourse makes me think that people actually seem to loving believe that, without this ban, people from literally any country on the planet can just casually waltz into the US. How far detached from reality do you have to be to think that.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/europe-visa-free-travel-americans-european-parliament-vote-a7609406.html

The European Union is calling for a complete shutdown of Americans entering Europe through visa-less means until our union's representatives can figure out what is going on.

Yeah, Donnie, can't have the US sending us all its bad dudes with no vetting.



Also, the White House Press Secretary just said:

"I'm not gonna expand on that, I'm going to let the tweet speak for itself."

:suicide:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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FrozenVent posted:

If the US goes up against the EU, which side is Russia on?

No idea, but I should be trying to rekindle the contact with my Russian ex, just to be sure.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Missionary Positron posted:

Continuing the theme of Europe and defense:


https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/06/...pe=sectionfront

Granted, the chances of an independent European nuclear deterrent happening are minimal but as the article points out, it's pretty crazy that the chances are no longer 0%.

I cannot stop laughing.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Like, someone please travel back in time and tell ol' Otto that his beloved German people would sleep calmly knowing a French arsenal of weapons of mass destruction will keep them safe in the 21st century.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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gently caress, don't kill baby Hitler with that time machine, let him grow up and tell him, too :lol:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Vasudus posted:

I'm well past outrage fatigue at this point. I could wake up tomorrow to a bunch of news alerts that Trump hired a combination prostitute/assassin to piss on someone to death but the house oversight committee was more interested in hillary being CC'ed on the emails and it wouldn't get more than a cursory shrug from me.

That visual, Jesus :lol:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Your daily :mensch:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/839116941956640768

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Zeroisanumber posted:

Holy poo poo he's still alive?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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COMPETITION WILL MAKE HEALTHCARE GREAT AGAIN

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Nothing matters, drink heavily

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Reverand maynard posted:

I was six tallboys deep by 2 Pm today

Smuggling gin-Mountain-Dew into my last class because I'm classy like that, and my spring break starts at 6:45pm.

:patriot:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

isnt maxine waters kinda crazy

Who cares? Using Trump's dumb "we'll say something for the sake of requesting an inquiry/investigation into it just so it's being talked about"-approach is fun.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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facialimpediment posted:

Travel ban challenged again by Washington state, Oregon, and New York state.

https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/839915644900503553

I'm tired of winning, how about you guys?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

if we did invade russia how long would it take to get Moscow

ABOUT THAT...

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/839929527946121216

Everyone should watch this at least once in their life.

That is one high white dude right there


/edit

I know it's RT, but christ, it doesn't even seem real

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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gently caress.


Yes.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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The rampant use of "Hence why" and abuse of "as far as" in this country makes my blood boil. Along with "should of", "egg-cetera", "for all intensive purposes" and that other good poo poo.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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aphid_licker posted:

A fugitive murderer in Germany apparently posted on 4chan while on the run. So I went there to check it out or whatever, god knows what I thought I was doing, and less than a minute in I see a video of someone getting murdered. What a shithole.

Uh, what now? :stare:

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