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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


BexGu posted:

Is there a "Dry" Season in Cali to give a decent window to fix it or is it "Wait for drought, hope its long enough to fix" type deal?

Cali is really big... where and what is the fix?

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Fister Roboto posted:

Yeah it's pretty obvious that they're trying to paint any opposition as the enemy of the American people. Who wouldn't stand and clap for a war hero? Also anyone who points out that the raid yielded no significant intel is just fake news trying to tarnish a dead man's memory.

It's ingenious, really.

I'm sorry but my war heroes don't die in combat or allow themselves to be captured.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Richard Bong posted:

Or the land they will need to buy from property owners to install it?

Real Americans would donate the land before it's imminently domained.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Proud Christian Mom posted:

I guess their punishment is getting to go on bad missions and dying

Only the bigliest of missions.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Casimir Radon posted:

Here's some different Trump news. Not related to treason, just extreme stupidity.

Not really surprised. I'd assume he has an affinity to bottom sucking trash that very few people want around. His totem animal for sure.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Laranzu posted:

So I didn't watch the video to hear the direct quote, but didn't sessions say he never met with Russians to discuss campaign issues?

I mean he met with them, but they didn't ask if he did it as a member of the armed services committee, just as a campaign member.

Wouldn't be surprised if that's the angle taken to avoid perjury.

I did not have sexual relations with that women.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It's probably as devoid of content as a pile of papers on Trumps desk.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CommieGIR posted:

Melania Trump is calling for Naturopathy instead of Health Insurance :stare:

Send all the poors to a camp. Gotcha.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Duzzy Funlop posted:

GOOBLE, GOBBLE, GOOBLE, GOBBLE, uh...one of us?

turkeys are ready to eat but got stuck doing the "after you, no after you, no after..."

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



As I look at my application on the boeing site I'm giving a deep sigh.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Ahem.

BENGAZIIIIIIIIIII

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Man you can call NK a lot of things, but “greatest immediate threat” is a loving joke

It is once we stick our dick in it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hot Karl Marx posted:

Let's not talk about the fascist attention whore please.

Woh pump your breaks man he's still our president.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Professor Bling posted:

Christ dude come on


It's spelled "brakes"

I got distracted by auto correct not letting me spell woh

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pesticide20 posted:

Because it's spelled whoa

Whoa...

Autocorrect sucks balls.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



TSA pat down is one of the few ways I get human contact...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I want to believe...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Zeris posted:


Conspiracy theory: if this is a repeat of the Crimea model, then what is it that Russia is stealing before our eyes?

Status. Sometimes making someone look terrible is its own reward.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


But I dont know how to shitpost on purpose.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Wouldn't killing your cheatin' spouse be a honor killing?

I don't think that list will have quite the make up they assume it will.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mr. Nice! posted:

Of course not. That's a crime of passion. An honor killing is done because it is your religious (muslim) duty.

Obviously.

Should be something in the Old Testament though.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


And Boeing layoffs announced last Wednesday.

Thanks Obama.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Svartvit posted:

Honour killings are very different from classic spousal murder in every fundamental way. The comparison is slightly tasteless and not very helpful for anyone.

Explain why killing a cheating spouse isn't a type of honor killing.

You say it's different. I can't see the difference.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Svartvit posted:

Honour killings involve a decision by a family council in which the elder decides that a girl or woman of the family has brought dishonour to the family or clan. Someone in the close family, a brother, a father or an uncle, is tasked with carrying out the murder on their behalf. Those who work against honour killings in the West have desperately tried to highlight the very fundamental difference, mainly because law enforement, much like you, have interpreted it as if it's the same kind of family abuse that we're used to, when it in fact is a family or clan working as a criminal organization placing a hit on the victim.

This is a good response.

So it's basically the same but with an added conspiracy which is already addressed in our laws.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



A lying sack of poo poo worked his way near Trump? This is a unique and untraveled territory.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Watch Clinton start a loving war.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Duke Chin posted:

Stay safe, rail ghosts
https://twitter.com/wsdot_tacoma/status/839694080913260552


also :rip: if you need to drive down there cause it loving sucks no matter the time of day.

Nice of them to wait until midnight at least.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Holy poo poo....

Our elected officials everyone. Good job.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Godholio posted:



Dont copy that floppy.

Dont digitize your dinga-ling.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


facialimpediment posted:

I enjoy how Barry has really run the Shadow Government by windsurfing and seeing broadway plays.

https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/840299979822530561

This poo poo is retarded and I don't recall anyone talking about crap like this in my adult life.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I for one welcome our new fungal overlords.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Drawn and quartered then stitched back together?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


So.... starting with his golf trips?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Doomtalker posted:

So someone who isn't present can completely gently caress up your sexual experience and fail to get you off without even being there, presumably.

So that's just like normal sex but no icky other persons fluids?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Wait Obama destroyed bipartisanship?

Don't seem to recall it happening that way.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


TBeats posted:

he also abused his EO power MORE THAN ANY PRESIDENT IN HISTORY AND THEN WENT TO PLAY GOLF

FastestGunAlive posted:

He forced the republicans to pledge to block him on every single piece of legislature and issue by getting elected. He left them no other option.

Godholio posted:


By being a black democrat. Duh.

Oh right. Worst president ever.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


ded posted:

The cop pulled up to a minor accident scene and his first instinct is to pull his gun and yell at the guy then wonder what went wrong after he popped the guy, handcuffed him, and figured out he was not armed after having him lay there 'DONT MOVE' while bleeding out for several minutes. Yes the cop acted responsibly.

Was it a jury trial or judge only? Because holy gently caress.

I watched the video with a critical eye and it was bit disturbing bringing out the wallet at the level a gun being tucked in to shoot at a close range would typically be. THAT said, I have no idea why the officer already had his gun out for a minor accident. Like holy gently caress cowboy calm down.

In conclusion, please always deal with cops with open empty hands. YMMV if not white.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

We can do without the victim blaming here

I understand what you are saying but that's exactly what he did.

The real issue is why the cop had his firearm out in the first place. I simply dont see the justification for it at a minor crash.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Smiling Jack posted:

I have some really bad news for you guys about how well cops are medically trained and equipped

I hear batons are good for fixing bad attitudes.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Arc Light posted:

In warzones it's strictly forbidden for Americans. Everyone (and I mean *everyone*) breaks that rule, but it is codified. Just means that, at bigger bases with higher ranking officers, the Americans keep it on the downlow.

I can't speak for anybody else, but the British were the deployment porn champs back in the day. I was a commo technician, so I spent a fair amount of time in allied nations' compounds fixing their networks. In TYOL 2009, when the Americans were furtively passing around USB drives of porn, the RAF guys decorated their offices with the skankiest porn mags imaginable. Woods porn quality, not even glossy pages. Quantity over quality. They had porn mags big enough to be used as doorstops.

They also had their own bar and didn't ration beer the way we did. I can only assume being in the Royal Air Force rules.

Yeah those old british skin mags had a really big format. Great stuff.

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