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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Elephanthead posted:

Did not see Andy Reid eating anything.

Either he was an impostor or just waiting for someone to deliver his food

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Can't wait for the announcement of the Chargers changing their lightning bolt to white

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Eagles/Colts draft order needed to be decided by coin flip, Philly won.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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A GM giving Glennon that much money should be cause enough to commit them into an asylum.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Should only be two (throw to first, throw home). The Three Stooges bit at the beginning didn't necessarily prevent any outs from occurring since it was a ground ball.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I for one am shocked that the Washington Football Organization has such a toxic front office. :geno:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Diva Cupcake posted:

The easy way to not get sucked into fake tweets is just filter out all retweets in something like TweetDeck.

@AdarnSchefter is totally real though.


I love my goofy ginger ninja punter and wish we didn't get rid of Hauschka for loving Blair Walsh :shepicide:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Cutler wasn't a franchise QB for the Bears only if you ignore the entire history of Bears QBs.

Unrelated: should I bother trying to learn how to say "Joeckel" or am I just going to refer to him as "gently caress!" like the rest of our OL?

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Mar 10, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Shinjobi posted:

Good, Redskins. Very good.


Jerry Jones is just an old dick, but the true Sith overlord has to be Dan Snyder at this point, right?


Honorable mention for the Krafts, but...eh.

Jones is Palpatine, Snyder is Vader, York is Ren.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Metapod posted:

vader was good at one point though

It's not a perfect analogy obviously (like how all 3 of them are alive right now).

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Intruder posted:

Here's a funny thing that you might get because like me you're from the south (though I don't know if Florida is part of the Texas "You want a coke? Ok what kind?" club)

Dude was in town from a northern office, asked my coworker where the pop machine is

Coworker replied that we used Microsoft Exchange


Blitz7x posted:

TFF Guess who would be the worst

"is your poster a 30 year old deadlifting IT worker with a garbage team? "

"no"



These are some good-rear end posts.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Spoeank posted:

The gently caress did you do with your early 20s if you didn't get a hangover until 27

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I just looked up Zima on Wikipedia because I am super bored here and...good news Ross!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-zima-millercoors-0218-biz-20170217-story.html

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well that's an incredibly depressing stat

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/840102856568971264

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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With Manziel you know it's going to be a white wedding.

SKULL.GIF posted:

edit: even with the amount of makeup, this lady is way way way out of Manziel's league and will divorce him the moment it becomes clear that Johnny Football is never making it back into the NFL

An actual living, breathing NFL GM just gave Mike Glennon 15 loving millions dollars though.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Bad Moon posted:

Wait, so Martellus Bennett is on the Packers?

Why Black Unicorn.

Why.

Only chance of actually winning a matchup against his brother's team :negative:

(Yes I still remember the NFCCG)

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Is anyone else reminded of Fredo Corleone when Glennon says he's smart?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Percy Harvin actually retiring for good this time

Thanks for making GBS threads all over Denver in the Super Bowl. That was cool.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Didn't know you were friends with Randall from Clerks 2.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Gale Sayers has dementia and Dwight Clark as ALS. Lovely day for football news :smith:

BlindSite posted:

1 Empty casing
5 rounds remaining
2 dead dudes

So Hernandez is an excellent shot and a dumbass at everything else related to crime then :shrug:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Chichevache posted:

Our punter is the opposite of cool.

He's so uncool he loops back into cool though.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Not unless it's Hawks/Cardinals! :eng101:




:negative:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Sweeper posted:

[video][/video]

Amazing stuff. Truly unbelievable.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Cash Monet posted:

Ah, right. AFL still around.

If no one's there to watch it though is it really still alive?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/844267367236616192

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Man, I forgot all about Kevin Kolb ever existing in the NFL.

So does he

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Choosing whether 2007 or 2013 was worse is like choosing which testicle you'd rather lose...

...unless your team signed one of the top 3 guys on those lists.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Spoeank posted:

Andrew Luck is really good but he makes a lot of bad decisions because he's never seen a 50/50 ball he doesn't want to throw

Kalli posted:

The worst case scenario for Luck is he's Brett Favre.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Grittybeard posted:

That's Elisha to you.

Didn't Intruder ban a bunch of people for using this before seeing that's actually Eli's first name?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Glad to see that they're finally addressing something that so many people find offensive...

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Looks like a backup QB spot just opened up...

*remembers Frank Clark is still on the team*

...or not.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/846422969047965696

Surprised it was almost unanimous.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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It's official.

http://www.sbnation.com/2017/3/27/15060642/las-vegas-raiders-relocation-move-oakland-nfl-vote

Will move for 2019 season, stadium done in 2020.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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sean10mm posted:

Brady's career is going to end sometime, if nothing else he'll get injured and at 40+ won't be able to recover worth a poo poo no matter how much illicit Brazilian HGH avocado ice cream he ingests.

He could crap out at any instant, or maybe push it out to 41 or 42 if he's lucky, but I feel like that's the outer limit of what's plausible.

So just how many statues of the players who Corey Wootton's Brady will be built? I'd have to imagine it's at least 3 for the other AFCE teams.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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TheHoosier posted:

He wont retire until he vanquishes The Final Manning

I don't think Cooper is going to ever join the NFL at this point :v:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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^^^ Oooh, he probably wins

George Blanda played until he was 48, but those last couple were as a kicker. Ryan probably has the edge there...and not just because I don't want Ryan to put me in a headlock for slighting him.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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By my count, there were the same number of points scored as there were forward passes attempted as their were black people present.

All kidding aside, that looks pretty drat good for almost 80 year old footage.

The refs look like milkmen though. Or asylum orderlies.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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The different touchback spot for kicking it through the uprights got voted down.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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The example I remember reading was teams just holding like crazy on defense to stop the clock.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Keith Atherton posted:

How did I miss this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fVdETLnA9E

You're welcome

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