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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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gently caress off, Rams. You can't trick me into thinking you're cool.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Oh hai it's me.

And it's true. As Chir correctly pointed out, look at the Murray situation. The Dallas OL is phenomenal and running backs are fungible as gently caress. There's no need to lock up Zeke to huge $ when the best years of his career will already be behind him. Imagine C. J. Prosise behind that line, would he have been exactly as productive as Zeke? No. But he would have produced and at a way cheaper draft cost.

e: a 5th round rookie RB made the pro-bowl

In 2012 a 3rd round rookie QB made the pro-bowl and in 2016 a 4th round rookie QB did, so I guess QB is a fungible position!

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Lord Waffle Beard posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnMiddlekauff/status/837403287443787776

Only if they draw up a play where he throws the ball to his best receiver, Richard Sherman

I'm down for Kaep. I think he has what it takes to play LT.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Spoeank posted:

Super excited for Seattle fans to declare Kaepernick One Of The Good Ones when he gets there after their stupid Kaepernick is a bad person infographics

Russell Wilson is going to rub off on him.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Isnt Russell married by now?

Not if Kaep has anything to say about it.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Arian is p. cool.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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whypick1 posted:

A GM giving Glennon that much money should be cause enough to commit them into an asylum.

That's the price you pay for a journeyman QB. The guaranteed money and length of contract are what matter.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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SKULL.GIF posted:

Aaron Rodgers is getting just over $19 million a year.

15 for Glennon is flatly stupid.

Well poo poo, those other teams should just pay Aaron Rodgers $20 million a year so they can go straight to the playoffs. :rolleyes:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Kalli posted:

Fitzpatrick last year got $12m after a good season.

Fitzpatrick is a known quantity, not a possible franchise QB. Osweiler is a more fair comparison, ignoring the fact that he's been proven to be poo poo now.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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SKULL.GIF posted:

Listen, Chichevache.

Glennon is not good. He has shown absolutely no evidence of being good.

Learn the easy way from the Texans' mistakes.

I'm not arguing he's good. I'm just explaining why I think he could command that price in the current QB market. The objectively best thing to do is to draft a franchise QB in the 3rd or 4th round so you only have to pay him a couple million a season.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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TheChirurgeon posted:

You're empirically wrong. $15M isn't market value for a journeyman QB. The average for high-value franchise players right now is $20-25M, followed by your tier 2 franchise guys at $16-20M, then there's a massive drop off to the journeyman shitheap.
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/rankings/average/quarterback/

Take a look at the list. The drop from Dalton to RG3 is more than half of Dalton's average annual salary. Glennon's not getting $15M unless someone deliberately overpays him and if they do it won't "just be the cost of a journeyman QB." The actual cost of a journeyman QB is more like $8-9M, unless you end up having Geno Smith and Christian Hackenberg as your only other options

Alright. I thought more guys had gotten Brock-like contracts, but I guess he is an anomaly.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Bad Moon posted:

I was just making a joke about other things people never seem to understand :(

I chuckled and almost made the same joke LWB did.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Joey Freshwater posted:

lol he's not terrible. He hasn't been good to great, definitely mediocre but he's played on some god-awful teams. You idiots are acting like he threw pics every time he took a snap. He's got a positive TD/INT ratio and a not bad QB rating.

careful, man. The hivemind has spoken.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Jesus Christ everyone was bagging on the Bucs for benching him when they did and now he's Christian Ponder 2.0

I wouldn't give him 15 a year, but I'd definitely like my franchise-- if we didn't have a qb-- to give him a shot instead of reaching in this year's weak crop. :shrug: He can't be worse than Osweiler. Give him a Matt Flynn contract.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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TheChirurgeon posted:

Hey I don't think Glennon is terrible, just that you were wrong about what a journeyman QB costs


but also Glennon isn't good enough to be a franchise QB so if you are hiring him to lead your team you are basically admitting that this season is a wash

You are right, I was wrong. Other posters seem to think Glennon is a completely known quantity, which I do disagree with. Yeah, he probably sucks, but so does everyone except ~20 guys. I still think he's worth trying if you don't have a franchise guy yet.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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big money big clit posted:

Bradford wasn't the Vikings issue, it was the offense literally falling apart around him.

I wish I could time travel to 2012-2014 and share this with the forums.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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TheChirurgeon posted:


It takes a lot to make the Cowboys' defensive line look good, but they certainly obliged

That was a pretty good game. I enjoyed it.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Sataere posted:

Yeah and as has been repeatedly stated, it was a once in a generation contract for a relatively unknown commodity at quarterback that blew up in the Texans face.


Do you think it is possible you might be jumping the gun by declaring this is "a once in a generation contract" before even a single year has passed since it was signed?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Santheb posted:

I hate to make assumptions but..I know when I was drinking way more than I should have been, my face blew the gently caress up (cheeks, chin, all that) and was in a permanent state of flushed. McCloughan has the naturally red cheeks but alcohol really brings out the flushness.

He drank so much he looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I'm surprised that it is considered controversial, but every American should accept as fact that there exists a demonstrable history of firewater being bad for Redskins.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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kiimo posted:

I don't want to sound too presumptuous about Tennessee fans but what does it say on his arm after "KK"

His facebook is linked in the article and his pictures are public, so I don't think I crossed any lines by checking his pictures to see what that tattoo is. Unfortunately, he did not have a picture where I could make out his left bicep. Fortunately, he has several PoC (players of color) tattooed on him, so that would be an interesting juxtaposition of fandoms:


:aaa: DID HARD FAN






I think this is my favorite one. "I'll just get the new name too!":v:

My apologies if I inadvertently doxxed Metapod.

edit
On closer inspection the "KK" tattoo appears to be the "MM" tattoo, for Marcus Mariota. :lol:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

jesus christ this is the worst

That Mariota tattoo is pretty good avatar material in my opinion.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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He's probably on the T8-8int.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Are you serious right now, Russell Wilson?

Future humiliated Russell Wilson at the Divisional Round game, so Russell just guaranteed Future's kid will be bullied for the rest of his loving life. drat those naked family pictures are weird as gently caress.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Bet you he's willing to bench Tyrod too.

Edit

Wait a minute. Isn't he the youngest HC ever too?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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fsif posted:

No, that's the Rams coach.

You're right.

McDermott seems like a difficult coach to be excited about having.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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a neat cape posted:

Let me tell you about

*checks Chargers wikipedia*

Anthony Lynn

This is the first time since I've started posting in TFF that I haven't bothered remembering all the new coaches. :effort:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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evilweasel posted:

it's amazing that the alcoholic fired from two previous jobs for drinking who doesn't quit drinking comes across as the intelligent hard-working guy there

I would love to have him back in Seattle. The dude knows his poo poo.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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If you don't want her, I'll take her.

Owns.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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TheChirurgeon posted:

lol @ the Bears making one continuous mistake

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/839837098106630146

word is 3 years, $43M for Glennon

e: Chiche looks like we were both right!

:lol: loving Chicago. 3 good to great QBs in their division, and they're spending 15 milli on Glennon. :laugh:


I hope he's actually HoF good, just so I can brag forever and also make fun of the Buccs picking Shameless Jameis.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Jesus christ, Carolina. If Ryan can't whip Matt into shape then I don't even know... that's got to be humiliating for him.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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This is an awesome move by both teams. I'm very excited to watch Houston this season.

Also seeing Brock on the Browns hydra.

TheChirurgeon posted:

Also part of the Osweiler trade: Houston gets Cleveland's 4th round pick, also gives up a 6th rounder this year

e: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/839943252212056065

The most fitting end to that shitbird. Go Browns.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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kiimo posted:

Um what was the point

Browns bought a draft pick and Texans got the cap space to sign a good QB (Romo pls) and compete for a Super Bowl immediately.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Volkerball posted:

well compete for a super bowl for 3 weeks until romo goes on ir

After the Darkest Timeline I would really like the most feelgood story possible. Please don't dream shame.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Blitz7x posted:

TFF Guess who would be the worst

"is your poster a 30 year old deadlifting IT worker with a garbage team? "

"no"



:lol:



As of last month I'm officially in my late 20s. :smith:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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SKULL.GIF posted:

congrats on entering your prime

now actually do something with it

I'm trying to be the boot on the neck of the proletariat.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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William Hayes is going through a bit of an existential crisis, he's a dinosaur in football years.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Eli Wiggum posted:

no it's mostly white people

Clearly you've never split a six pack of Smirnoff Ice with two Asian men.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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sirtommygunn posted:

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/842387516405735424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/842392389759205376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Got a fight brewing between Jets beat writers. Also, what a comically unprofessional article, it's just a straight up hit piece on a player he personally dislikes.

Black is a slimming color. Let's see him in vertical stripes.
:goonsay:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

yeah but black is slimming

goddamnit chiche

:tipshat:

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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warcrimes posted:

M-Mods?!!?

A (white) guy I know described himself as having an "orangutan frame" and I constantly catch myself before I use it to describe someone like Jon Jones or Mo Wilkerson.

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