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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

OwlFancier posted:

I wonder what happens if you got a lot of high pressure cheese and just, detonated the can.

Like a tanker truck, full of high pressure cheese.

I once used a couple of 90%-full cans of expanding foam that had had their nozzles dried out, so were no longer useful as target practice. We shot the first one with a .22, and it made a little hole in it where the foam sprayed out, and was pretty unsatisfactory. We shot the second one with a .300 Winchester Magnum and that was far better, the whole skin of the can ceased to exist and the foam rapidly inflated to a huge pile.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The young offspring of the suburban white can skeletonize a lunchable in under a minute

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Easy Cheese is pressurized can, Whiz is in a jar. Please get your horrible cheese substitutes straight.

drat, I'm busted

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The young offspring of the suburban white can skeletonize a lunchable in under a minute

This is bullshit. The locals starved a classroom of third graders for weeks and then dropped the lunchables into the room to impress Teddy Roosevelt.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

ashnjack posted:

I'd probably try it as long as a gelatin was unflavored

Can I introduce you to the 1950s my dude?









Also



Fish blood aspic

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Nothing good came out of the 50s.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Resting Lich Face posted:

Nothing good came out of the 50s.

The Gibson Les Paul :colbert:

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

The Bloop posted:

Knowing the difference between ok things and better things and choosing the better thing for yourself when possible is not being a snob lmao


Being a dick about it and calling those foods "not real" is, though. So is putting on airs about your preferences being superior.

I'll agree that the cheap stuff isn't good for you, but, frankly, we're talking about cheese. Not a thing to ever overdo anyhow.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

The fact that there is a time in living memory when aspics were popular in the US makes me marvel at how quickly tastes can change.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Yoshi Wins posted:

The fact that there is a time in living memory when aspics were popular in the US makes me marvel at how quickly tastes can change.

People with Aspergers have never been popular

Alamoduh
Sep 12, 2011

DontMockMySmock posted:

Yes, I called it "poor-quality" too. Yes, you can assemble a better lunch for cheaper if you buy ingredients individually. So next time, say that, instead of saying "it's not food" like an idiot. You absolutely are being a food snob.

Also, preservatives are not unhealthy nor do they generally impact the flavor of foods; don't act like having a longer shelf life is somehow evil. What does often impact the flavor is some of the cooking methods that are used to preserelve packaged foods, e.g. being baked dry, but that's a separate issue. Stop spreading pseudoscientific chemophobia.

And a chocolate shake, please. Thanks.

The lunchable defender has logged on!

I love you man, thanks for speaking out against pseudoscientific chemophobia.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Can I introduce you to the 1950s my dude?









Also



Fish blood aspic



Who'da guessed that the country responsible for popularizing this would go on to be one of the most monsterous empires in human history?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Aren’t aspics more a British thing?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Scratch Monkey posted:

Aren’t aspics more a British thing?

Yeah, like they said, "one of the most monstrous empires in human history."

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
"Empire of Aspic" has a certain ring to it, ngl.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I mean, just imagine what they'd do to their enemies. :ohdear:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Scratch Monkey posted:

Aren’t aspics more a British thing?

Did he stutter?

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Scratch Monkey posted:

Aren’t aspics more a British thing?

You can't call them that over here anymore.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Antigravitas posted:

"Empire of Aspic" has a certain ring to it, ngl.
you can have it all
my empire of aspic

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Price gouging sucks. Don't raise the price just because there's such a high demand.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

I used to put ketchup on my scrambled egg sandwiches. I developed a food aversion to eggs (not ketchup related) and I haven’t eaten them since.

This was all when I was 3.

me to but my secret shame isnt eggs and ketchup its tot casserole with mustard.

you knew the budget was tight around the last two weeks because mom would make a huge loving casserole on mon and if that poo poo was gone by sat all 6 of us were in loving trouble.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/gavinmuellerphd/status/1268412695415586818?s=20

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008


:jackin:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




Hot drat.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009



This cast needs to be much bigger. Way, way bigger, methinks.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Yoshi Wins posted:

The fact that there is a time in living memory when aspics were popular in the US makes me marvel at how quickly tastes can change.

I love rear end pics and I love eating rear end so this post is really confusing.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Barry Bluejeans posted:



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Pastry of the Year posted:

I love this stupid thing and am always happy to repost it.


Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Seeing him sure is a treat on a Friday.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Willem Dafoe?

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Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Resting Lich Face posted:

Nothing good came out of the 50s.

Prince.

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