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Sep 19, 2020 18:29
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Sep 19, 2020 18:44
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I swore I saw a prank box for a device that sits around your neck that you attach your phone to, and the phone rests like a foot and a half away from your face. Then a year or so later I saw it for sale for real, and bought one for the GF. She actually loves it. Wonder how many senior dads would love that visorganizor.
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Sep 19, 2020 19:29
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Parallelwoody posted:I swore I saw a prank box for a device that sits around your neck that you attach your phone to, and the phone rests like a foot and a half away from your face. Then a year or so later I saw it for sale for real, and bought one for the GF. She actually loves it. Wonder how many senior dads would love that visorganizor. We have one too  Got it for my gf when she herniated a disc and was laying flat a lot.
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Sep 19, 2020 19:33
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Yeah that thing! Looks goofy as gently caress and I swear I saw it as a prank gift until I guess someone decided "hell let's try to actually sell it." She says it's one of her favorite gifts I've given her, which probably speaks more to my general gift giving ability than the quality of the product.
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Sep 19, 2020 19:36
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Railing Kill posted:You buy a thing from Amazon, have it shipped to them, and they throw your wedding gift toaster or whatever in a box cheerfully labeled "Jumbo Double-Ended Dildo" and send it to your friend. Can you imagine how pissed you would be opening the box for your Jumbo Double Ended Dildo and it's just a toaster.
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Sep 19, 2020 20:05
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Parallelwoody posted:Yeah that thing! Looks goofy as gently caress and I swear I saw it as a prank gift until I guess someone decided "hell let's try to actually sell it." She says it's one of her favorite gifts I've given her, which probably speaks more to my general gift giving ability than the quality of the product. Yeah I bought one of these at the dollar store to poke fun of my husband. He uses it all the time and it lives beside the bed now.
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Sep 19, 2020 20:28
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Megabook posted:Can you imagine how pissed you would be opening the box for your Jumbo Double Ended Dildo and it's just a toaster. the brave little toaster that would boldly go where no toaster has gone before e: captain kirk, kirk johnson
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Sep 19, 2020 21:22
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Parallelwoody posted:Yeah that thing! Looks goofy as gently caress and I swear I saw it as a prank gift until I guess someone decided "hell let's try to actually sell it." She says it's one of her favorite gifts I've given her, which probably speaks more to my general gift giving ability than the quality of the product. A lot of things in this vein originated as tools for people with disabilities. Still a good gift!
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Sep 19, 2020 22:21
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LifeSunDeath posted:We have one too I got one of these at a small white elephant gift party a few years back. Required you super glue some end piece to the back of the phone. This was the gift a girl brought when the spending limit was $50. I brought a nice bottle of booze. That’s what I get for trying to do something nice.
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Sep 19, 2020 22:47
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Nuts and Gum posted:I got one of these at a small white elephant gift party a few years back. Required you super glue some end piece to the back of the phone. Gift giving isn't about what you get in return, I think that's like the opposite of the spirit of gift giving.
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Sep 19, 2020 22:52
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Also not in the spirit of gift giving: spending 4 dollars at Walgreens when 50 is the limit. That limit was to encourage people to not bring dumpster gifts to the party but try to be useful and/or funny. It was nice to see everyone steal my gift multiple times though 
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Sep 19, 2020 23:17
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The power move is to give the coolest gift at a white elephant exchange and be all nonchalant when it comes up. Image tax (  -ish)
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Sep 19, 2020 23:46
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gonna show up to the white elephant with $50 dollars worth of cornchips
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Or???
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Sep 20, 2020 03:23
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no one said theyre mutually exclusive
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Sep 20, 2020 03:32
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I haven't had a real burger in months, does that count
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Sep 20, 2020 05:00
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Like burgers xor happy.
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https://twitter.com/PhantomArtifice/status/1306980029809790977?s=20
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A FESTIVE SKELETON posted:gonna show up to the white elephant with $50 dollars worth of cornchips Tastes like regret.
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Sep 20, 2020 11:47
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https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1307687715845156867
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Knormal posted:Like burgers xor happy. That would mean if I had a burger I couldn’t be happy which is patently false.
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Sep 20, 2020 17:48
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dialhforhero posted:So I just realized there is a non-zero possibility there have been experiment with jacking off in space and studying your junk and spunk and I think this is incredible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RsLNwVAAos If you nut in space it push you backward?
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Sep 20, 2020 18:31
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Have you ever had sugar Or PCP
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Sep 20, 2020 18:58
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END OF AN ERROR posted:Have you ever had sugar RIP
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Sep 20, 2020 19:04
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Nuts and Gum posted:I got one of these at a small white elephant gift party a few years back. Required you super glue some end piece to the back of the phone. The entire point of a white elephant gift exchange is to give out stupid stuff. Otherwise it's just a regular gift exchange.
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Sep 20, 2020 19:09
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One year at ours it was "either white elephant or something fun". My recipient didn't seem impressed with the battery powered ear wax vacuum. Even thought it clearly said "As seen on TV"!
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Sep 20, 2020 19:17
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MrUnderbridge posted:One year at ours it was "either white elephant or something fun". My recipient didn't seem impressed with the battery powered ear wax vacuum. Even thought it clearly said "As seen on TV"! years ago I brought a Donald Trump doll that had a hard head you could whack on things for therapeutic purposes and left with a giant goose trivet, which I then gifted to my mother, who loves trivets. all in all, a success.
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Sep 20, 2020 19:20
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Sep 20, 2020 19:42
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that kid's going places as soon as the tow truck gets there
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Sep 20, 2020 19:48
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blatman posted:that kid's going places 
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Sep 20, 2020 20:32
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Sep 20, 2020 22:46
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Must be why he started saying "beam me up, Scotty"
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Sep 20, 2020 23:01
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fartknocker posted:You’ll also see stuff like that in stores before the holidays. I saw these two a few years back at a Bed Bath & Beyond. Years ago I was browsing the videogame section of Best Buy and they had something similar with fake game slipcases you would put over the real game. Parallelwoody posted:Yeah that thing! Looks goofy as gently caress and I swear I saw it as a prank gift until I guess someone decided "hell let's try to actually sell it." She says it's one of her favorite gifts I've given her, which probably speaks more to my general gift giving ability than the quality of the product. A nerd toy website did a thing where for April Fool's Day they mocked up this:  A tauntaun sleeping bag with the interior print being guts and the zipper pull tab a lightsaber however it turned out people liked it so much they ended up actually producing them.
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Sep 20, 2020 23:33
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muscles like this! posted:A nerd toy website did a thing where for April Fool's Day they mocked up this: That's the smartest way to do your product market testing ever.
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muscles like this! posted:A nerd toy website did a thing where for April Fool's Day they mocked up this: we've had it for like 5 years now and we love it also our cats love to sleep nestled up against the head
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Sep 20, 2020 23:47
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muscles like this! posted:Years ago I was browsing the videogame section of Best Buy and they had something similar with fake game slipcases you would put over the real game. Years ago I got my cousin the Final Fantasy game he was looking for and grabbed some Brittany Spears game out of the dollar bin and swapped the discs. I then scanned the FF game disc and printed it out on adhesive vinyl and put it on the Brittany disk.
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