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Parrotine
Dec 19, 2012

Wolverine with Parrots!


Amphigory posted:

WHY EVEN DESCRIBE THE ONES WITH "NONE"

How the gently caress do you tie a raven to a tree?

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!





Parrotine posted:

How the gently caress do you tie a raven to a tree?

String and a knot, I'd imagine.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense






I like how the good omens are extremely improbably and the bad ones might actually happen

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Parrotine posted:

How the gently caress do you tie a raven to a tree?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet




Slippery Tilde

Parrotine posted:

How the gently caress do you tie a raven to a tree?

I assume it's, like, one end tied to a branch and the other to one of the raven's legs, like tying a dog's leach to a post. Versus:

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010




College Slice

"A man has titties and a bad reputation" - "goon"

toanoradian
May 30, 2011


HisMajestyBOB posted:

"A man has titties and a bad reputation" - "goon"

"A goon that's not socially awkward and looks well-adjusted" - "very very bad, avoid immediately"

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!



Parrotine posted:

How the gently caress do you tie a raven to a tree?

Practice, practice, practice

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.




I feel like I'm supposed to slide transparent red plastic over this to find out how high Optimus Prime's Firepower Fireblast stat is

it's 10

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

I have Raperette's Disease. I literally cannot stop talking about fucking rape in video games. If you see me talking about rape in a conversation about video games tell me to go fuck myself like the giant dumbass I am.

I actually did check since I have two of those things in the drawer. It revealed gently caress all sadly.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005



Lodin posted:

I actually did check since I have two of those things in the drawer. It revealed gently caress all sadly.

I always reveal my fucks all sadly

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011





I loving love sailboats.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I feel like I'm supposed to slide transparent red plastic over this to find out how high Optimus Prime's Firepower Fireblast stat is

it's 10

misread as fingerblast

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Cocaine Bear posted:

I loving love sailboats.

It’s a schooner!

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

misread as fingerblast

that's also 10

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

I like herbal medicine,
such as aspirin

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



I don't have a vagina, but that sounds like too many fingers.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet




Slippery Tilde

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

misread as fingerblast

This word is forever linked in my mind with sockmonkeys and the word "turd."

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Weren’t all of Optimus Prime’s stats 10 except for Speed which was like a 2 or 3?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


Parrotine posted:

How the gently caress do you tie a raven to a tree?

Oh I know this one... "practice!"

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018




don't post more of that dweeb's videos

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Weren’t all of Optimus Prime’s stats 10 except for Speed which was like a 2 or 3?

Nothing that low, but most were actually 10

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





I mean, he's the best at everything! It says so right in his name

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


ChubbyChecker posted:

don't post more of that dweeb's videos

I made it 5 minutes in (at 2x speed like all youtubes) and lmao. "Ducking doesn't really help" uh-huh.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


The Bloop posted:

Nothing that low, but most were actually 10



I have no idea what that says, as I've lost my decoder

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011




3D Megadoodoo posted:

I made it 5 minutes in (at 2x speed like all youtubes) and lmao. "Ducking doesn't really help" uh-huh.

The British officers were just so jolly and affable, what bullet or spear would dare touch their noble heads?

Anyone reading depressing war memoires with that much glee in their voice is probably p hosed up in the head.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


Cocaine Bear posted:

The British officers were just so jolly and affable, what bullet or spear would dare touch their noble heads?

Anyone reading depressing war memoires with that much glee in their voice is probably p hosed up in the head.

I just took a look at their collar and thought: "this guy's an rear end" and S'd my D H.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


WTF my monitor wasn't on!

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you



Poor old Ox. Got bitten by ants and became a bad omen.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


canyoneer posted:

Poor old Ox. Got bitten by ants and became a bad omen.

Yeah but what about the man with no titties?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus




I prefer my waffles round.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?



Waffle Squarfs have that great uemamiom taste.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Gonna make you squarf across the room.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Just across the promenade from Quark's

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


donquixotic
May 1, 2007

Only Daddy-Os can do this

LifeSunDeath posted:

People be like "the internet is wild as hell." Same people have no clue how stupid memes were before the internet, loving tying a raven to a tree...that was like rick rolling back then.

Still is gramps. Look out your window, you see that raven? Gotcha!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



ChubbyChecker posted:

don't post more of that dweeb's videos

What about the one where he gets kicked by a horse?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

I hated your old avatar so much I paid for this one from a gay furry visual novel. gay rights and smoke weed every day

donquixotic posted:

Still is gramps. Look out your window, you see that raven? Gotcha!

GOT EM

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Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

We must finally understand
that of all the precious
capital in the world,
the most precious capital,
the most decisive capital,
is loveliness.
I'm lovely.
Hug me.
I'M LOVELY


3D Megadoodoo posted:

I made it 5 minutes in (at 2x speed like all youtubes) and lmao. "Ducking doesn't really help" uh-huh.

His whole shtick is claiming to be an authority on historical warfare based upon scientific testing done in a field using LARP protocols. His work on swords vs floppy 'spears' was revolutionary.

Lovely Joe Stalin has a new favorite as of 00:07 on Apr 8, 2021

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