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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

I have Raperette's Disease. I literally cannot stop talking about fucking rape in video games. If you see me talking about rape in a conversation about video games tell me to go fuck myself like the giant dumbass I am.

Memento posted:

I wondered about this for a second or two.



If a shark could attack a swimming kangaroo, and camels can swim, well, the world is a pretty big place, chances are decent a shark has attacked a camel.

It wasn't until last year that I learnt that some types of shark like the bull shark can survive for some time in fresh water. They're just that drat smooth.

E: Terrible snipe.

https://abcnews.go.com/International/croc-takes-shark-wins/story?id=24862582

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?


Grimey Drawer

Vindolanda posted:

I have used
the commas
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for a list

Forgive me
they were useful
to indicate
rhythm
,

Ah, the ol' "Guilty Feet" workaround.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006



Lodin posted:

It wasn't until last year that I learnt that some types of shark like the bull shark can survive for some time in fresh water. They're just that drat smooth.

E: Terrible snipe.

https://abcnews.go.com/International/croc-takes-shark-wins/story?id=24862582

Shark has the look of someone who hosed around and found out.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS


Young Orc

toanoradian posted:

I don't know why we should honor the pretentious college and its pretentious town on the name of this very useful usage of a comma. I will die before I call it an 'oxford' comma. It is the people's comma. Suck my balls, Oxford.

Let's name it after somewhere much less prestigious

The Oxnard comma

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

The Your Momma Comma.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Lobok posted:

Not a bad idea. Teach people that not everything is some portent of doom.

"Look yonder! A dog licking its own nards! Are the gods displeased with us?!"

Pluto is delighted.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.


Grendels Dad posted:

The Your Momma Comma.

You meant Yo Momma's Commas, surely.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

I'M JUST HERE TO KISS TITTIESS AND WIN FOOTBALL GAMES!
(AND GET EVERYBODY FIRED)


BigHead posted:

The former Attorney General and all around terrible human being? If so, your six friends have questionable friends and also you are either Eric Trump or Mitch McConnell's press secretary.

Or Bill Burr? They are very different people.

The former. And I am neither.

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

Data Graham posted:

I appreciate the effort but it's not like this hasn't already been aptly handled



Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_%26_Leaves more generally

I don't know if its but the latter is mis-use of commas.
That should be a colon or nothing if its implied that JFK and Stalin are the strippers.
Adding a comma makes it a list, anyone who claims otherwise is making this a strawman to justify the ridiculous further abuse of the humble comma.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

The Bloop posted:

Nothing that low, but most were actually 10



If he's the undisputed leader of one of the two factions of giant battling robots, why is his rank only 9?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





I'm the use of a line graph to imply that these characteristics exist in a sequential continuum

You can be the expression of "rank" on a 1-10 scale

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




And somehow the character named Optimus Prime is not at the highest end of it

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet




Slippery Tilde

flavor.flv posted:

And somehow the character named Optimus Prime is not at the highest end of it

Who the gently caress is rank ten if not Optimus?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

News of the
Clown Crew
On the Move




Isn't there a transformer the size of a planet that eats other transformers whole?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Actually look closer, it's a 10, just the line graph inexplicably goes higher in some local maxima that somehow exist between endurance and rank, and rank and courage

I changed my mind, I am the 10.5 on Endurank

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

His rank is 10 wtf you all looking at

It's because the squiggle goes above 10 a bunch isn't it



also rank are typically discreet units

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 9, 2008



The Bloop posted:

also rank are typically discreet units

unlike ur mom

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

I have Raperette's Disease. I literally cannot stop talking about fucking rape in video games. If you see me talking about rape in a conversation about video games tell me to go fuck myself like the giant dumbass I am.

Cybertron is not only the home planet of the 'formers but also their creator, Primus. I'd say he ranks higher than Optimus Prime.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007







Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


https://i.imgur.com/YTDdUEo.mp4

Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

SpacePig posted:

Isn't there a transformer the size of a planet that eats other transformers whole?

yes

Hasbro did a kickstarter for a $600 toy of him the size of a three-year-old

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

I have Raperette's Disease. I literally cannot stop talking about fucking rape in video games. If you see me talking about rape in a conversation about video games tell me to go fuck myself like the giant dumbass I am.

Phy posted:

yes

Hasbro did a kickstarter for a $600 toy of him the size of a three-year-old



Yeah and he kicks rear end on the uke. (No, it's not mine, damnit.)

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' YA'LL TO KEEP IT TIGHT


Phy posted:

yes

Hasbro did a kickstarter for a $600 toy of him the size of a three-year-old



Jesus, that thing is gigantic - I have a Unicron figure that was released I want to say around 10-11 years ago that's pretty big but I never thought they'd scale up THAT much. I'd be afraid of breaking it or losing pieces, good lord.

Just look at this thing being transformed in action, that poo poo must take like an hour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSy30Jy90YM

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!




Hell yeah Bio Dome rules!

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012


please dont post pics of me :\

please dont post pics of me :\





also not only was Unicron was voiced by Orson Welles in the movie, that was his last role lol

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






I'm not sure whether that or Raul Julia's last role being M. Bison in Street Fighter was worse.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.


ultrafilter posted:

I'm not sure whether that or Raul Julia's last role being M. Bison in Street Fighter was worse.

I thought he did that for his kids because he knew he was dying and wanted them to see him something they were fans of.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yeah, that's a lot less sad. He was doing it for his kids and he had fun with it

Welles hated doing cartoons and was only there because he had burned every other bridge in Hollywood

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.



Raul Julia's M. Bison is perfect and untouchable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5mKeEvJ41w

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

ultrafilter posted:

I'm not sure whether that or Raul Julia's last role being M. Bison in Street Fighter was worse.
There is absolutely nothing bad about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shxiy7l5b_4

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

flavor.flv posted:

Welles hated doing cartoons and was only there because he had burned every other bridge in Hollywood

He was still great though

"your bargaining posture is highly dubious" is an all-time great line

Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

Stroop There It Is posted:

also not only was Unicron was voiced by Orson Welles in the movie, that was his last role lol

IIRC there was some amusement in the entertainment industry that the famously fat-for-the-time Welles's last role was a hungry planet

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

There's a lot of press about Chadwick Boseman's final role and oscars and etc but I believe his final acting role was actually voicing T'Challa as Starlord in the upcoming What If? Series

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

Computer:
Erase this entire post.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Raul Julia's M. Bison is perfect and untouchable

Raul Julia is wonderful, even in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. The world is shittier for his absence. He and Angelica Huston as Gomez and Morticia Addams might unironically be one of the top 5 the most loving, least toxic couples in film.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I thought he did that for his kids because he knew he was dying and wanted them to see him something they were fans of.

The day Raul Julia died was one of the worst days of his children’s lives but for him it was Monday

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.



oldpainless posted:

The day Raul Julia died was one of the worst days of his children’s lives but for him it was Monday

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Raul Julia was the only one who knew what kind of movie they were making and played his role appropriately. Meanwhile, JCVD was so coked up, it's possible he didn't realise a movie was happening. Also the original cut got an age rating too low for the market they were aiming for, so they had him record a few more swears.

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