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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Samovar posted:

I'm from the U.K. myself, and I say we need a home-grown Robespierre. And guillotines. And to burn down Eton.

This eton mess business sounds like something we could all sink our teeth into.

e: punsnipe

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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

jobson groeth posted:

This eton mess business sounds like something we could all sink our teeth into.

e: punsnipe

A terrible, terrible pun that is going to confuse the septics.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

spog posted:

A terrible, terrible pun that is going to confuse the septics.

Aren't all the kids hooked on smashed pav these days?

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino
If someone offers you cake, tell them to gently caress off
:pervert:

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





The replies to this tweet are glorious.

https://twitter.com/poor_man_toes/status/1064980236700344320
https://twitter.com/CrawlyShore/status/1064955787016105984
https://twitter.com/RobGoBlue/status/1064950522778669058

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Magnus Manfist posted:

Everyone with a vaguely realistic understanding of their world standing is against Brexit anyway, the pro-leave camp is entirely people who write columns in the Daily Telegraph about how we should march up to the EU, look 'em squarely in the eye and tell 'em we won't bally well stand for it!

And then everyone else says "Ok, sure, you won't stand for it.

...stand for what, exactly?"

And then the UK, who in this example is a 5'1" inbred chinless waterhead, starts throwing punches because they don't actually know what it is they won't stand for.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I voted to stay in the EU because I think it does a good job of keeping the protectionists down. However, I didn't do any campaigning because the one time I tried I was told that my reasons for being for staying in were "too capitalist" (indeed, the most ardent "out" person I know personally is this old school Bennite socialist who opposed the EU on those grounds - we eventually agreed to disagree on the issue because neither of us liked the official Leave side). It makes me wonder, what did they even think the EU is? What do they think it's for? Anyway, we voted to stay in where I live and I still think it's a mistake to leave. :shrug:

Wheat Loaf has a new favorite as of 22:37 on Nov 21, 2018

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


My leaver Aunt whined about immigrants taking jobs then the next minute celebrated all of the fantastic new restaurants serving ethnic food cropping up near by.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I dunno man. I'm rather thinking some dude about to get a surprise visit by a giant centipede.

crosshatch
Dec 10, 2006


People who don't understand foreshortening should probably refrain from criticizing even terrible art.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

crosshatch posted:

People who don't understand foreshortening should probably refrain from criticizing even terrible art.

Is your femur the length of your entire upper body + head?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It's called forelongening, it's probably too advanced for you to understand.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Bet y'all wish I had forgoneninged making this post!!!!!

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION





I am on board for this new Gulliver's Travels

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Karate Bastard posted:

I dunno man. I'm rather thinking some dude about to get a surprise visit by a giant centipede.

Could be a dude making GBS threads out a giant centipede. You don't really get any direction indication in the image.

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage
It's a dude making GBS threads on a conveyor belt, and it's giving me ideas.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Mr Havafap posted:

It's a dude making GBS threads on a conveyor belt, and it's giving me ideas.

No warehouse jobs for you :colbert:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




crosshatch posted:

People who don't understand foreshortening should probably refrain from criticizing even terrible art.

In your heart of hearts, do you really think that painter was making use of foreshortening?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Anyone else try to sing this new alphabet

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Good job on the s though!


e: as I always say

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

The replies to this tweet are glorious.

Since none of the replies said it, it looks like Trump is rocketing off a gigantic fart and the opposing players are passing out from the smell, while #80 in desperation tries save the rest of his team.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Captain Hygiene posted:

It's called forelongening, it's probably too advanced for you to understand.

If he had two more legs, it would be foreleggening.

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe


I like his painting of Trump as the devil in Needful Things.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:



I like his painting of Trump as the devil in Needful Things.

the art of the Deal with the devil

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.


Can someone do the needful and edit the picture to have the ref putting up his hands in a triangle - the "safety" sign?

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:



I like his painting of Trump as the devil in Needful Things.

why would you padlock this little flimsy fence

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Crazzyintheusa/status/1065365256430673921

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:



I like his painting of Trump as the devil in Needful Things.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




https://twitter.com/MrsManxTiger/status/1064224443617198081

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-46260817

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

luxury handset posted:

why would you padlock this little flimsy fence

It's a wall.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

NonzeroCircle posted:

If someone offers you cake, tell them to gently caress off
:pervert:

So my options are "or death"?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:



I like his painting of Trump as the devil in Needful Things.

Trump's inviting everyone in to go die in a California fire.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:



I like his painting of Trump as the devil in Needful Things.

Naranja pinche joto McNaughton, oil paint c. 2018

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

I didn't know cactus was a letter

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

This is clearly a dude butt-scooting across the floor like a dog.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Someone's got a fine future in corporate management.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Dixville posted:

I didn't know cactus was a letter

I'm ashamed of how long it took me to work out what letter cactus was.

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