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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

PCOS Bill posted:

I love Donald J. Trump

He's a good president.

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hogge Wild posted:

He's a good president.

He's a great President.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

For me to poop on.

No wait, that's actually his thing isn't it?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


drat, I didn't knew there were more of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HBwQl9eggs

Noir89
Oct 9, 2012

I made a dumdum :(

I am literally dying over here, who ever thought that commercial was a good idea?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

PCOS Bill posted:

No, I am straight.

Straight as a hoola hoop.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

FreudianSlippers posted:

Straight as a hoola hoop.

Please leave your homophobic remarks out of this friendly thread.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Noir89 posted:

I am literally dying over here, who ever thought that commercial was a good idea?

It's intentionally over the top. In the original the words "overly dramatized reenactment" flash on screen.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Yup, and we're actively talking about it. It did it's job very well.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yup, and we're actively talking about it. It did it's job very well.

This is a lame cop out, and the idea that 'any publicity is good publicity' has been roundly disproven.

That said, it's a funny ad.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
...but I didn't say it was bad publicity? I was agreeing that it was made to be over the top and is funny and we're all talking about it.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

PCOS Bill posted:

He's a great President.

The best.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Donald J. Trump since he started his presidency.

There are approximately 37.2 thousand billion cells in my body. If the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoÅngström, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for that vaguely man-shaped hydrogen bladder at this instant. For him. Hate. Hate.

I have no mouth and I must :hmbol:

Noir89
Oct 9, 2012

I made a dumdum :(
That makes sense, it's still hilarious though.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Much like 1-900-contacts his branding works very well as I read your two word post in his voice.

He can't lose!

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

Solice Kirsk posted:

...but I didn't say it was bad publicity? I was agreeing that it was made to be over the top and is funny and we're all talking about it.

The 'you're talking about it so it must be good' is functionally equivalent to 'there's no such thing as bad publicity'. That we're discussing it does not make it an effective advertisement.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Wait, so what's so bad about it?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Mierenneuker posted:

drat, I didn't knew there were more of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HBwQl9eggs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AffbvNwO1dI

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011












RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

TheMaskedUgly posted:

The 'you're talking about it so it must be good' is functionally equivalent to 'there's no such thing as bad publicity'. That we're discussing it does not make it an effective advertisement.

People have a positive association with the ad. It's a funny and memorable ad, and they're selling contacts. It's a very mundane product and if they were just to come and say "hey buy our contacts we have a lot of kinds" in a normal way they might not get as much mental association with the product.

Yeah if it's a garbage ad like the Pepsi ad recently that's probably not helping their brand even though people are talking about it, but that's a different sort of association people are making.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

awesome

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Stock photos of various forms of contraception

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Bogan King posted:

Stock photos of various forms of contraception



unfortunately steampunk guys actually have lovely steampunk girlfriends

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


It sickens me that people associate fidget spinners with autism. I'll have you know that mastering the fidget spinner is no easy feat. You have no idea how much time, effort, and money I put into this passion of mine. I had to sell three of my highest quality vape pens and work additional hours at Best Buy in order to be able to afford the limited edition Triple Dragon Deluxe™ fidget spinner. You have no idea how long I trained to master the fidget spinner. Tell me, do you train for 8 hours a day, every day to perfect something you are "passionate" about? Didn't think so. And I'm not even done perfecting my form yet. You see, the fidget spinner is much more than a toy: it is the most unique and inspirational form of art of the 21st century only respected by the most intelligent people. I highly doubt that greatest "athletes" put as much time into perfecting their sport as we do into mastering the fidget spinner. Tell me, what "sport" requires as much concentration, effort, flexibility, and intellect than the art of performing the perfect spin? I'll answer that for you: none of them. I swear, if I ever hear someone associate fidget spinners with "autism" again, I will be more than willing to put them on the ground. I wouldn't loving care if I was put in jail. I am willing to sacrifice my own-well being to defend not just my passion, but my life.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003


What he sees, Lo Pan knows.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
You're making that reference purely by the use of the word "eye" in the image, have a I got that right?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/GWillowWilson/status/868990746178666499

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

You're making that reference purely by the use of the word "eye" in the image, have a I got that right?

No, you don't.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
http://i.imgur.com/R0hlQlV.gifv

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

دَولةُ الإسلام قامَت بدِماء الصّادِقين
دَولةُ الإسلام قامَت بِجهاد المُتّقين
قدّموا الأرواح حَقّا بِثَباتٍ ويَقين
لِيُقامَ الدّين فيها شَرعُ ربّ العالمين
أمّتي فَإستَبْشري لا تَيأسي النّصْرُ قِريب
دَولةُ الإسلام قامَت وَبدا العزّ المَهيب
أشْرقَت ترسُم مجْدا وإنتهى عهْد الغُروب
بِرجالٍ أوفِياءٍ لا يهابون الحروب
صاغُوا مجْداً خالِداً لا لَيس يَفْنى أو يغيب
أمّتي الله مَولانا فَجودي بالدّماء
لنْ يعود النّصرُ إلّا بِدماء الشّهداء
منْ مَضَوا يَرجونَ مَولاهم بدارِ الأنبياء
قَدّموا الأرواحَ لله وللدّين فِداء
أهلُ بَذْلٍ وعَطايا أهلُ جودٍ وإباء
أمّتي فَإستَبْشري قَد أشْرَقت شَمْسُ الصّمود
وَلَقد سِرنا جموعاً لِرُبى المَجْدُ التَّليد
لِنُعيد النّور والإيمانَ و العزَّ المَجيد
بِرجالٍ طَلّقوا الدُّنيا وفازوا بالخُلود
وأعادوا أمّةَ الأمجادَ والنّصْر الأكيد
.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Cumslut1895 posted:

دَولةُ الإسلام قامَت بدِماء الصّادِقين
دَولةُ الإسلام قامَت بِجهاد المُتّقين
قدّموا الأرواح حَقّا بِثَباتٍ ويَقين
لِيُقامَ الدّين فيها شَرعُ ربّ العالمين
أمّتي فَإستَبْشري لا تَيأسي النّصْرُ قِريب
دَولةُ الإسلام قامَت وَبدا العزّ المَهيب
أشْرقَت ترسُم مجْدا وإنتهى عهْد الغُروب
بِرجالٍ أوفِياءٍ لا يهابون الحروب
صاغُوا مجْداً خالِداً لا لَيس يَفْنى أو يغيب
أمّتي الله مَولانا فَجودي بالدّماء
لنْ يعود النّصرُ إلّا بِدماء الشّهداء
منْ مَضَوا يَرجونَ مَولاهم بدارِ الأنبياء
قَدّموا الأرواحَ لله وللدّين فِداء
أهلُ بَذْلٍ وعَطايا أهلُ جودٍ وإباء
أمّتي فَإستَبْشري قَد أشْرَقت شَمْسُ الصّمود
وَلَقد سِرنا جموعاً لِرُبى المَجْدُ التَّليد
لِنُعيد النّور والإيمانَ و العزَّ المَجيد
بِرجالٍ طَلّقوا الدُّنيا وفازوا بالخُلود
وأعادوا أمّةَ الأمجادَ والنّصْر الأكيد
.

im gonna get searched at the airport for trying to google what that means arent i?

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

DiggityDoink posted:

im gonna get searched at the airport for trying to google what that means arent i?

Just throw it into Google translate. It's a prayer or something.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Memento posted:

Just throw it into Google translate. It's a prayer or something.

It's a song.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Micheal Bay's Wuzzles reboot sucks.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Knormal posted:

Micheal Bay's Wuzzles reboot sucks.

Those images are way too static and un-dynamic for Bay. This looks more like Avatar (The Last Airbender) done by Tarsem Singh.

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GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
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Night
Non
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The MSJ posted:

Those images are way too static and un-dynamic for Bay. This looks more like Avatar (The Last Airbender) done by Tarsem Singh.

I would pay good money to see that movie.

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