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Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Boner Garage would be a good username

# ? Mar 1, 2019 15:22

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Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 15:24

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

A prime example

cool that your mom served

# ? Mar 1, 2019 15:27

Puntification: Nov 4, 2009; Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic; Fun Shoe

chitoryu12 posted:

finally a believable male character in literature!

# ? Mar 1, 2019 16:26

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Even respected authors seem to have that problem. I haven't read everything PKD did, but in the stuff I have, I swear there is maybe one bra between all the female characters.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 16:33

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

marshmallow creep posted:

Even respected authors seem to have that problem. I haven't read everything PKD did, but in the stuff I have, I swear there is maybe one bra between all the female characters.

[Note to self: read pkd]

# ? Mar 1, 2019 16:46

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Puntification posted:

finally a believable male character in literature!

Who hasn't had mornings (or at least times after waking up) like that?

# ? Mar 1, 2019 16:51

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

marshmallow creep posted:

Even respected authors seem to have that problem. I haven't read everything PKD did, but in the stuff I have, I swear there is maybe one bra between all the female characters.

Yeesh, I hope they wash it before giving it to the next woman.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:03

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

A prime example

Is this garage ASE certified?

# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:21

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Iron Crowned posted:

Is this garage ASE certified?

Adventurous Sexual Explorer certified indeed.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:28

tankadillo: Aug 15, 2006

marshmallow creep posted:

Even respected authors seem to have that problem. I haven't read everything PKD did, but in the stuff I have, I swear there is maybe one bra between all the female characters.

Also, every single woman in his books is described as looking exactly the same (in particular, he really liked dark hair). Once his books started getting movie deals, he would mail copies to actresses who fit his type and ask them to please take a role in the film version. None of them ever responded.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:42

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

"But I'm a woman, I get to ~~sell~~write this lecherous trash!"

# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:45

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

A prime example

Ooh a garage? Well la di da Mr Frenchman.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:46

Captainsalami: Apr 16, 2010; I told you you'd pay!

Lobok posted:

Yeesh, I hope they wash it before giving it to the next woman.

If I know anything about women, no, it is not washed. Especially if its comfortable.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:47

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Ooh a garage? Well la di da Mr Frenchman.

A cockhold.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:48

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

A prime example

Well you certainly got the 'bile' part right.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:52

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

marshmallow creep posted:

Even respected authors seem to have that problem. I haven't read everything PKD did, but in the stuff I have, I swear there is maybe one bra between all the female characters.

all the old greats are huge pervs at best, actual outed pedophiles at worst.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:54

Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

A prime example

Bet there's some forgotten classic under a tarp in there waiting to be restored.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 18:09

Oldstench: Jun 29, 2007; Let's talk about where you're going.

tankadillo posted:

Also, every single woman in his books is described as looking exactly the same (in particular, he really liked dark hair). Once his books started getting movie deals, he would mail copies to actresses who fit his type and ask them to please take a role in the film version. None of them ever responded.

He also believed that VALIS was real, so, cut him some slack for having slightly milder fixations.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 18:18

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Ooh a garage? Well la di da Mr Frenchman.

Well what do you call it?

# ? Mar 1, 2019 18:25

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Oldstench posted:

He also believed that VALIS was real, so, cut him some slack for having slightly milder fixations.

Wait, he thought this was real?

I know what you mean, but the first time I heard VALIS was a reference to this game, not his book.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 18:29

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

marshmallow creep posted:

Even respected authors seem to have that problem. I haven't read everything PKD did, but in the stuff I have, I swear there is maybe one bra between all the female characters.

A lot of high-profile English-language literature comes out of a deeply misogynist 20th-century literary tradition. It's real bad.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 18:57

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Someone should teach them

# ? Mar 1, 2019 19:02

beefnoodle: Aug 7, 2004; IGNORE ME! I'M JUST AN OLD WET RAG

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

A prime example

Hogge Wild posted:

cool that your mom served

Thank you for your cervix.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 19:02

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Captainsalami posted:

If I know anything about women, no, it is not washed. Especially if its comfortable.

a goon with the username "captain salami" claims to know anything about women? i dont know tbh, maybe i should listen :thunk:

# ? Mar 1, 2019 19:41

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Karate Bastard posted:

Someone should teach them

Someone should stop the parents interfering.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 19:42

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

thespaceinvader posted:

Someone should stop the parents interfering.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 19:57

James Woods: Jul 15, 2003

So searching for a picture of Rachael from Bladerunner to see if she was wearing a bra led me to this.

https://www.thewrap.com/sean-young-blade-runner-wanted-by-nypd-for-questioning-in-burglary/

# ? Mar 1, 2019 20:14

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

FactsAreUseless posted:

A lot of high-profile English-language literature comes out of a deeply misogynist 20th-century literary tradition. It's real bad.

Oh yeah. Doing an English lit degree as a secret woman was fun in that regard

# ? Mar 1, 2019 20:22

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Captainsalami posted:

If I know anything about women, no, it is not washed. Especially if its comfortable.

They're the last thing to get washed, but they get washed. Boob sweat is a thing and my lord does it makes its presence known.

jit bull transpile posted:

Oh yeah. Doing an English lit degree as a secret woman was fun in that regard

Well, at least you got through that and went into the much friendlier field of software development :smithicide:

# ? Mar 1, 2019 20:42

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Solice Kirsk posted:

A cockhold.

Turgid toolbox

# ? Mar 1, 2019 20:54

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Turgid toolbox

Tim the turgid man Taylor

booked for false advertisement several times during the 1970s and 80s. He stopped advertising his turgidness in or around 1992.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 21:18

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

James Woods posted:

So searching for a picture of Rachael from Bladerunner to see if she was wearing a bra led me to this.

well that's a fun little sentence

# ? Mar 1, 2019 21:23

Captainsalami: Apr 16, 2010; I told you you'd pay!

Krankenstyle posted:

a goon with the username "captain salami" claims to know anything about women? i dont know tbh, maybe i should listen

Gay as springtime chief. Maybe my ladyfriends are just gross, idk.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 21:32

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Captainsalami posted:

Gay as springtime chief. Maybe my ladyfriends are just gross, idk.

welp

i can only say its a dang shame that all the gross ladies always hang out with the gays :bahgawd:

# ? Mar 1, 2019 21:42

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Krankenstyle posted:

Tim the turgid man Taylor

booked for false advertisement several times during the 1970s and 80s. He stopped advertising his turgidness in or around 1992.

He looks like Justin Long in a fake moustache.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 21:43