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Phlegmish posted:Scottish people don't smile what is this Sure they do, right before they whack you on the bridge of your nose with their forehead e: you know what gently caress you phy that is a terrible snipe here's the good post from the last page Samuringa posted:https://twitter.com/ZeroLyfeGamer/status/1116447120809189376
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One weird hack to save 80% of your flooring costs.
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It really ties the room together.
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I dunno, Remember Me is a pretty strong contender: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPyd9J9kkJk
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hawowanlawow posted:oh my god it's three different women Woah there. Are you saying all white people look alike? That's super racist bro. 
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hawowanlawow posted:oh my god it's three different women Whitening system, indeed.
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plainswalker75 posted:I dunno, Remember Me is a pretty strong contender: good to see youtube now putting in encyclopedia britannica links on random videos now. i'm sure it was just a coincidence that it was detailing an islamic terrorist attack and i'm sure i'll be recommended a video on how islam is a plague that needs to be exterminated from one of their many content creators, as a bonus
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Got some OC, hope it's funny. I keep seeing an ad for this thing: I finally clicked on it and wtf is this dystopian corporate hell? https://getroom.com/pages/shop Problem: Open plan offices suck. Solution: Put the employees in tiny boxes.  Is a featureless grey cube just a hair too dystopian for you? They also make them with wallpaper installed. This costs an extra $400 tho.   Nobody likes Howard so we make him live in the box. Please don't make eye contact.
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Hahhahhahaha, that's amazing.
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Cool, now I know where to buy my cry closet.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Got some OC, hope it's funny. I keep seeing an ad for this thing: We have a variation on this at my office. Conventional meeting and board rooms but also plenty of "phone booths" that are for a person to make a private call or meet with another person, maybe with people if they don't sit.
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oh poo poo, miniboss time
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Facebook Aunt posted:Got some OC, hope it's funny. I keep seeing an ad for this thing: R O O M
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ultrafilter posted:This is real in case anyone was wondering. Of course it is. Chuck Tingle is a legend in this thread!
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Moon Slayer posted:R O Note: Do not stay in R O O M for longer than 30 minutes. The walls close in and feel like they're suffocating you. You're no more than one 120 ft^3 unit of productivity for your company. Note: Company policy has been adjusted, you are are to report to a R O O M immediately. It is every employee's duty to enter the R O O M and ascend to the next level of consciousness. Anyone not reporting to R O O M will be referred to HR for nerve stapling
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Facebook Aunt posted:Got some OC, hope it's funny. I keep seeing an ad for this thing:  
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Facebook Aunt posted:Got some OC, hope it's funny. I keep seeing an ad for this thing: Sounds like someone's never heard of a Korean study box. 
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1. where do the electrodes go 2. you shouldnt make a torture box out of wood, jesus christ korea get your poo poo together
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1 minute? Try 20 seconds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuovmL_jdt0
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Sounds like someone's never heard of a Korean study box. That's just a sauna. Hello from Germany!   Hello!  Caption: Dumb and Dumber arrested in Germany.
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When your friend is way more excited to party: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/KsJgwgM
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Karate Bastard posted:That's just a sauna. Was he doing this before and they went and got him or did he just time it for right when there was someone to pull him up straight away.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Got some OC, hope it's funny. I keep seeing an ad for this thing: my fart chamber
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jobson groeth posted:Was he doing this before and they went and got him or did he just time it for right when there was someone to pull him up straight away. I think that's just the bar's cop. Most bars in germany have a cop like that there during business hours
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Karate Bastard posted:That's just a sauna. Don't think that cop's arresting him, he's just thanking him for his service.
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Gripweed posted:I think that's just the bar's cop. Most bars in germany have a cop like that there during business hours i was just in berlin last week and can confirm this. they open your beers for you. mine kept saying, “drink up, citizen.” but you know...in german.
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Data Graham posted:What, because civilians are prohibited from having bottle openers? not prohibited, as long as you don't have a criminal record, but it is discouraged.
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Yes, German purity laws prohibit bottle openers and minorities. E: ofc, everyone has a criminal record in Germany, as you are born into it. If you cannot rob yourself out of your delivery costs you are deemed unfit for civilized society and deported. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 13:21 on Apr 12, 2019 |
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Data Graham posted:What, because civilians are prohibited from having bottle openers? There's no need for a normal functioning human to need a bottle opener. Especially in public. Leave the bottle openers to the state and professionals.
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Germany is really cool and I wished I lived there instead of America but I've got no marketable skills.  
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Moon Slayer posted:Germany is really cool and I wished I lived there instead of America but I've got no marketable skills. How well do you follow directions?
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If Google Maps told me to drive off a cliff I would but I don't think they give you a visa for that.
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Moon Slayer posted:I've got no marketable skills. This is a very good post.
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