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By popular demand posted:I hear Croydon does terrible things to a man's soul. Congrats on your success within your community theater group! Your parents must be so proud!
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sandoz posted:good
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By popular demand posted:
Fake news. M/F ratio is totally wrong.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Limes, oranges, and lemons are all the same fruit at different stages of ripeness. There are no lady goats. A lady goat is a sheep.
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Data Graham posted:There are no lady goats. A lady goat is a sheep. A dolphin is just a gay shark.
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Data Graham posted:There are no lady goats. A lady goat is a sheep. And a male sheep is a ram, goats are a lie people, goats are a lie!
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I grew these crops with my own work and toil, but do they call me a farmer? No. I built this bridge with my own two hands, but do they call me the bridge builder? No. But you gently caress ONE sheep...
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Jun 5, 2019 14:27
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I'm the pioneer of free speech, then.
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Brewmaster posted:I grew these crops with my own work and toil, but do they call me a farmer? No. I built this bridge with my own two hands, but do they call me the bridge builder? No. But you gently caress ONE sheep... As one of those Latinos who can't grow a full beard, just sexy stubble, I've been thinking this for years but never said it.
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Jun 5, 2019 14:52
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Mods namechange me to Sexy Latino Stubble
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Leon Sumbitches posted:My understanding is the original idea was to put out a light so the druidic priest wouldn't judge you harshly during the annual deed-judging night. Slightly confusingly we also carve neeps not turnips, despite neep meaning turnip its actually a swede. Guising isn't really trick or treating either. Guising is either just going round scaring people or you knock on doors and do a trick/tell a joke/etc and then you get sweets/toffee apples/treacle scones. Obviously they're very similar, just how the traditions have evolved over time.
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Doing a trick or entertaining me with a joke sounds dope I'm on board with making those little shits work for their candy, instead of just standing there like a masked lump and holding out their bag to collect their due Who was that conservative guy who told a story about how their dad would steal 10% of their candy and say "income tax" or "property tax"? Guess what kids, in this reenactment you are the taxman
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Data Graham posted:Doing a trick or entertaining me with a joke sounds dope You want the children to perform a service for you before you give them candy?
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Data Graham posted:Doing a trick or entertaining me with a joke sounds dope Trump Jr. Did something like this
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I remember hearing the Koch brothers talking about their dad taking ice cream as a tax, presumably the idea being that this turned them into ultra conservatives who bitterly resent the idea of taxation. The metaphor also works extremely well because of it wasn't for their father buying them the ice cream they wouldn't have had any to begin with, so it was never really theirs at all.
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Behind The Bastards podcast did an extended program on the Kochs  https://www.behindthebastards.com/podcasts/charles-koch-the-luke-skywalker-of-rich-people.htm https://www.behindthebastards.com/podcasts/part-two-charles-koch-the-luke-skywalker-of-rich-people.htm
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Jun 5, 2019 17:18
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Now THIS is a funny picture! Almost Is funny as this one  
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Jun 5, 2019 19:36
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Suffocating both you and your battery AT THE SAME TIME!
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Jun 5, 2019 19:39
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You merely adopted the smartphone. I was born to it, molded by it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDcO-4Zp33M
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kiimo has a new favorite as of 21:17 on Jun 5, 2019 |
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I actually have something to contribute. Ordered a workout shirt with a custom print off Etsy, got the following:
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Grover Norqist's dad ate his ice-cream. Also, Ayn Rand's mom was a big meanie and gave her toys away.
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:Now THIS is a funny picture! rEalLy MakEs u ThINk
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FistOfTacitus posted:I actually have something to contribute. Ordered a workout shirt with a custom print off Etsy, got the following: I had something similar to this from ebay. I ordered a phone case for the GF because she couldn't find any she liked, and I ordered from some seller in China for pennies plus shipping. The design was a starry night with an owl in a tree, and the owl had a moustache. At the bottom it said "Your name here" so I contacted the seller and was like hey, could you put [GF name] on it? They replied in very broken english basically saying that the design wasn't modifiable. I replied thinking I misunderstood, but they were adamant. I bought it anyway. So for a few years the GF's phone had a moustachioed owl on it and the words YOUR NAME HERE emblazoned across the bottom in big block letters. It was amazing. Edit:  It looked like that, but with stars and a tree, no eyepatch/hook, and much bigger letters. Hobojim has a new favorite as of 22:46 on Jun 5, 2019 |
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Kenning posted:Nothing has made me laugh this hard in loving weeks. This reply got me https://twitter.com/AngelCo_/status/1136098944532996099?s=19
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fool_of_sound posted:You merely adopted the smartphone. I was born to it, molded by it. No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
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Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTMvhRDP61Q
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What happens if you miss those QTEs? Does Batman trip and both of them hit the asphalt?
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Samuringa posted:What happens if you miss those QTEs? Does Batman trip and both of them hit the asphalt? Pretty much, here's a compilation of the failed QTE's that usually lead to embarrassing deaths for Batman,. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0Zl6KUH_SU
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yasssss, slay cihuātlahtoāni
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Post your favorite turk memes for this page e: oh this isnt the meme thread Milo and POTUS has a new favorite as of 06:51 on Jun 6, 2019 |
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Kenning posted:Nothing has made me laugh this hard in loving weeks. "911? Please send a rescue helicopter. I didn't drink enough water today and am feeling a little dizzy".
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Wait, so what's happening here? Is it really just one dude getting all nutso about how to cook lentils?
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CommissarMega posted:Wait, so what's happening here? Is it really just one dude getting all nutso about how to cook lentils? Street rat with coy smile spotted
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