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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Picnic Princess posted:

Real Nazis aren't fat, I guess.

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

RagnarokAngel posted:

He knows, but in South Korea "kek" has been the local version of "lol" since before WoW. It's assumed to be the reason "kek" was chosen for the cross faction filter.

Huh, learn something new every day.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

I love how every alt right groups flags are just recoloured nazi flags with something else replacing the swastika.

How are these guys not nazis again?

Actually I think that's a flag of (and this is real) the National Socialist Libertarian Green Party.

That's like being in the left right up down committee.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

dialhforhero posted:

Actually I think that's a flag of (and this is real) the National Socialist Libertarian Green Party.

That's like being in the left right up down committee.

Looked these guys up, found this:

"repatriation of non-germanic populations".



1940s America would kick modern America's rear end, and rightfully so.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

queserasera posted:

Worth it. More amusing than actual Dilbert strips.

Damned by faint praise.

Also credit where it's due the author of those is Tristan Farnon of leisuretown.com fame(?)

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

We Know Catheters posted:

Why are so many of those people obsessed with the Roman Empire?


"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"
-Roman graffiti

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

We Know Catheters posted:

Why are so many of those people obsessed with the Roman Empire?

Fascism is fan fiction of actual government. Gotta base it on something.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.




Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
hope you don't mind, I reposted that in the Pence hosed a horse thread

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Guy Goodbody posted:

hope you don't mind, I reposted that in the Pence hosed a horse thread

I do mind. Not because you reposted it but because Pence hosed a horse and that is deeply troubling.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


I read somewhere* that the CIA once air dropped a bunch of copies of the Gettysburg Address down on Cuba to try to sway the population towards liberty but they forgot the little squiggly line in "años" which made it seem like Lincoln was saying "Four score and seven buttholes ago".



*probably not from a reputable source.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

FreudianSlippers posted:

I read somewhere* that the CIA once air dropped a bunch of copies of the Gettysburg Address down on Cuba to try to sway the population towards liberty but they forgot the little squiggly line in "años" which made it seem like Lincoln was saying "Four score and seven buttholes ago".

That might have helped more than hindered.

"You know, people keep telling me that Americans are upright prudes but .... they're alright, man. They're alright."

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axR8dB2pjow

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Dienes posted:

Huh, learn something new every day.

To be fair to you, when you see it, it's usually written in Korean: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

We Know Catheters posted:

Why so many words?



https://chickenonaraft.com/

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
These business seminar demos are getting weird.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Boris Johnson reminds me of emodad. Doing everything possible to cling to that last remaining scrap of youth.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


I was pretty deeply confused by this for at least a minute.

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

Took me a minute to notice the capo

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Bogan King posted:

I do mind. Not because you reposted it but because Pence hosed a horse and that is deeply troubling.

Senator McCain?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Please don't doxx me.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


What happens when Kekistan fascists meets actual fascists.
https://twitter.com/sam_kriss/status/874019528925171712






For when you need art for your elderly couple mercy murder suicide story.

Shoggoth bgosh
Jun 8, 2008
Grimey Drawer

Phanatic posted:

It is weird. The ice lockers outside the convenience stores here are of a brand that proclaims "Packaged ice is a food!" complete with exclamation point. Turns out that the FDA does indeed regulate packaged ice like it does other foods, but I'm still at an utter loss as to why you'd advertise it as such.

It's advertised that way so people on welfare can buy ice with food stamps.


Wow... Only 5 pages too late. Oops.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

LargeHadron posted:

Took me a minute to notice the capo

I didn't even see it! :thumbsup:

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

zoux posted:



For when you need art for your elderly couple mercy murder suicide story.

Republicanstopeoplewithpre-existingconditions.jpg

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

zoux posted:

What happens when Kekistan fascists meets actual fascists.
https://twitter.com/sam_kriss/status/874019528925171712






For when you need art for your elderly couple mercy murder suicide in a FEMA Death Camp story.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine





LargeHadron posted:

Took me a minute to notice the capo

I didn't know what a capo was, but after googling, I think the slider thing on the guitar means his left hand is doing jack diddly up there, yeah? Are there simple songs that allow you to only play "open" strings with the capo there and no fingering, or does this mean he's just doing air guitar with a prop?

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

FreudianSlippers posted:

"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"
-Roman graffiti

the first mra was the only one who could admit they are gay

Billy the Mountain
Feb 3, 2005

I used to be TheRealLuquado

BrianBoitano posted:

I didn't know what a capo was, but after googling, I think the slider thing on the guitar means his left hand is doing jack diddly up there, yeah? Are there simple songs that allow you to only play "open" strings with the capo there and no fingering, or does this mean he's just doing air guitar with a prop?

There are alternative open tunings that will allow you to strum on the strings and automatically play a full chord; you just tune each string to a note of that chord. This happens a lot in the blues and some folk music, and especially slide guitar.

You can use a Capo with open chords to raise the key of the instrument without having to re tune everything higher by hand.

Nothing Wrong in using a Capo. However Boris is a moron and has no idea. Nothing he does above the Capo will have any affect.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

DiggityDoink posted:

post the tweet joke stealer

Tweet stole the joke from me anyway, turnabout's fair play. :colbert:

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


zoux posted:



For when you need art for your elderly couple mercy murder suicide story.
"Did I fire six shots or only five? I really don't remember, I forgot to take my medication today."

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

BrianBoitano posted:

I didn't know what a capo was, but after googling, I think the slider thing on the guitar means his left hand is doing jack diddly up there, yeah? Are there simple songs that allow you to only play "open" strings with the capo there and no fingering, or does this mean he's just doing air guitar with a prop?

You're on the money. A capo is equivalent to someone laying their finger across the entire fret board (barring), raising the pitch of any open (un-fretted/fingered) note played. It lets you adjust the key of the piece you're playing, without affecting the fingering you use (apart from shifting your hand however many frets down).

There do exist 'half' capos, that only press down on some of the strings, or complex mechanical devices that let you capo individual strings at individual frets. This is not one of them. As you say, his left hand is doing nothing.

TheMaskedUgly has a new favorite as of 21:24 on Jun 12, 2017

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

TheMaskedUgly posted:

As you say, his left hand is doing nothing.

It's holding the guitar

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