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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


What a terrible idea for a shopper at Lowe's, where you can page from any phone using #-3-5

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Pastry of the Year posted:

We're not gonna have Do It Day (title tk) all that often, since derails and conversations springing from the things we, admittedly, largely found elsewhere are the real heart of this subforum.

But it's a fun little challenge.

Yeah we definitely envision it as a "break glass in case thread has wandered way off course" kind of deal.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



A healthy combination of derails and deranged mod challenges are what keep us appreciative of and centered on a given thread topic

Don’t ask me how it works I just post here

antisodachrist
Jul 24, 2007
I wonder what the gender reveal party will be like?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

antisodachrist posted:

I wonder what the gender reveal party will bee like?



Turns out this is a whole thing




The joke is on us as a garbage consumerist culture

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I don't know what it says about me, or about the concept of humor in general, that I've been laughing myself to tears about that Costco fart video for like two days now.

Is this all comedy really is?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

antisodachrist posted:

I wonder what the gender reveal party will be like?



Uh, ten thousand?

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


mdemone posted:

I don't know what it says about me, or about the concept of humor in general, that I've been laughing myself to tears about that Costco fart video for like two days now.

Is this all comedy really is?

Yes. The world's oldest known joke is neither oldpainless nor your mom, but dates from c. 1900BCE:

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap"

Also threadtax:

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Lobok posted:

Uh, ten thousand?

Could easy be 10k, a normal hive would have 50-60k bees but that's a poo poo ton so I would assume you'd do something gimmicky like this with a split you had made so 10k seems reasonable.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

If that child somehow survives their parents negligence, they're going to be be deathly afraid of bees and have no idea why.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Aramoro posted:

Could easy be 10k, a normal hive would have 50-60k bees but that's a poo poo ton so I would assume you'd do something gimmicky like this with a split you had made so 10k seems reasonable.

I thought she meant ten thousand on her, not in the colony overall.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

antisodachrist posted:

I wonder what the gender reveal party will be like?



My Girl reboot lookin good

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Sound off.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Lobok posted:

I thought she meant ten thousand on her, not in the colony overall.

If you take the Queen out of a hive the bees will follow her.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Biplane posted:

Sound off.

Sound aus :mad:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/JessiSheron/status/1279487303635947520

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
Well actually, his name is Smokey Bear. There is no the

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Well actually, his name is Smokey Bear. There is no the

:frogout:

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
You're thinking of Smokeybear's Monster.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Elfface posted:

You're thinking of Smokeybear's Monster.

"You can just call me Smokey" he says as he drifts away.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Happy 4th of July!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PGij9ps4IpY

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


antisodachrist posted:

I wonder what the gender reveal party will be like?



...what are they trying to accomplish here?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Pre natal apitherapy

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ToxicFrog posted:

...what are they trying to accomplish here?

fetal carmelization

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

ToxicFrog posted:

...what are they trying to accomplish here?

Bring about a bountiful harvest for next year

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I’m seeing double! 8 arms!

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

More like oldsquidless

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpEVsDN84Hc&feature=youtu.be

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

ToxicFrog posted:

...what are they trying to accomplish here?

Are you messing with a pregnant woman covered in bees? Safest baby out there.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

More like oldsquidless

Got 'em

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

i dont remember why i did this google search years ago, but im glad i saved the pic

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

antisodachrist posted:

I wonder what the gender reveal party will be like?



The second photo shoot she's gonna have a bunch of birds in her pussy or something. It's a take on "the birds and the bees" and frankly it's crass.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Not a great idea since pussies kill birds.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Then again, it seems like at least one cock managed to survive.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

If you've got a problem with a bird in your pussy ask her to keep her hands to herself.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

marshmallow creep posted:

If you've got a problem with a bird in your pussy ask her to keep her hands to herself.

If I have my maths right, I should expect two of the bird's hands in my bush.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Someone have that video of like half a mil of fireworks accidentally being fired off at the same time?

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Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Waterbed Wendy posted:

The second photo shoot she's gonna have a bunch of birds in her pussy or something. It's a take on "the birds and the bees" and frankly it's crass.
Queefing a flock of doves dipped in blue paint to show it's a boy

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