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I've posted it before but I am from the same mountain hollers as Dolly and have dozens of family ties to Dollywood and all the stories are true
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JesustheDarkLord posted:I've posted it before but I am from the same mountain hollers as Dolly and have dozens of family ties to Dollywood and all the stories are true Just the fact that she is super southern but also cool with LGBTQ+ folks was a shock. She's a remarkably good person and I have no idea how we managed to keep her around in this, the worst timeline.
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Lobok posted:Half expecting to find out she's secretly an incredible accountant as well but just doesn't always have the time. Accounts Payable of the Heart
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Aleph Null posted:Just the fact that she is super southern but also cool with LGBTQ+ folks was a shock. She's a remarkably good person and I have no idea how we managed to keep her around in this, the worst timeline. Always funny to find out that there are actual theses written about her. https://digitalcommons.georgiasouthern.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=2645&context=etd
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Aug 13, 2020 16:11
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CannonFodder posted:She sits down to compare audits but instead writes a song or two. The Pain of Auditing You I Will Always Love You (for tax reasons) Islands in the (revenue) Stream
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I want to be seduced by Dolly Parton.
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Aug 13, 2020 17:32
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Biplane posted:I want to be seduced by Dolly Parton. Has she not already seduced all of us?
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Aug 13, 2020 17:52
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Is Dolly Parton not already in the Pantheon with Fred Rogers and Bob Ross (and may also include Levar Burton and/or Tom Hanks)?
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:Is Dolly Parton not already in the Pantheon with Fred Rogers and Bob Ross (and may also include Levar Burton and/or Tom Hanks)? It is possible. I can't believe she's been married to the same dude since forever:   
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Aug 13, 2020 18:03
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Always funny to find out that there are actual theses written about her. https://digitalcommons.georgiasouthern.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=2645&context=etd Apparently on an episode of the "Dolly Parton's America" podcast they gave her their academic, homoerotic take on Jolene and she said "You're overthinking it".
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PYF Dolly Parton Facts & Anecdotes
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Biplane posted:PYF Dolly Parton Facts & Anecdotes Please, yes!
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Aug 13, 2020 18:44
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LifeSunDeath posted:It is possible. I can't believe she's been married to the same dude since forever: I love this. There's few things better than celebs who have normal, boring, non-famous rear end in a top hat spouses and they've just been in a happy quiet relationship forever. This should go in the Blessed Thread. Feel bad for interrupting Parton chat with this: 
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Aug 13, 2020 18:55
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"bees on wheat, balls on toast" rattles through my head every time I see Bees on Wheat posting
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Promoters kept Dolly Parton away from country music at first, not thinking her voice was suited for it. Among those early singles is 1959's Puppy Love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RxCSp5pqAE Many Parton siblings got involved in music, including much younger sister, Freida. It's not country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5GkuJuBPZc
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Phy posted:"bees on wheat, balls on toast" rattles through my head every time I see Bees on Wheat posting Jesus Christ now it's happening to me too. Very strong "four legs good two legs bad" sort of tune
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jojoinnit posted:I love this. There's few things better than celebs who have normal, boring, non-famous rear end in a top hat spouses and they've just been in a happy quiet relationship forever. This should go in the Blessed Thread. you see what happens when 16 year-old drink
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This is a pretty good take on her relationship with Porter Wagner, summed up in 6 minutes by a drunk dude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK40qogSdFI
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Aug 13, 2020 19:38
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I've lain awake nights trying to lull myself to sleep thinking of what a "helicoptor pie" might be
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Flyinglemur posted:This is a pretty good take on her relationship with Porter Wagner, summed up in 6 minutes by a drunk dude. Here's some content, this picture is funny but also look at that package lol. 
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jojoinnit posted:I love this. There's few things better than celebs who have normal, boring, non-famous rear end in a top hat spouses and they've just been in a happy quiet relationship forever. This should go in the Blessed Thread. They got married in 1966 and did it again in 2016 because they were having so much fun. He ran an asphalting company until he retired and he only goes to see her play at State Fairs cause he gets to check out tractors. He sometimes writes her poems. Just wanted to share my favourite Dolly quote. quote:I patterned my look after the town tramp. I thought she was the prettiest thing in the world, with all that bleached hair and bright-red lipstick. People would say, ‘Oh, she’s just trash,’ and I’d think, ‘That’s what I want to be when I grow up.'
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jojoinnit posted:I love this. There's few things better than celebs who have normal, boring, non-famous rear end in a top hat spouses and they've just been in a happy quiet relationship forever. This should go in the Blessed Thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBgk5umQqNw
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Aug 13, 2020 20:11
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Had to post this:  Taken on our anniversary trip to Conneaut Lake, PA, back in 2012, which was the most horrifying weekend I think I've spent anywhere. In early October, the place is like the set of a Stephen King movie. We were promised the "honeymoon suite". It was in the basement. (oh, and I got drunk on way too much Jagermeister and beer at the only depressing open bar, and literally fell through a boardwalk. I'm happy I didn't die.)
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RC and Moon Pie posted:
Suggested with this was sibling 'Randy'.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViQ0s2SQdkg Why am I getting 'Jame Gum' Silence of the Lambs vibes from this dude? The era, style, clothes, body movement? Yikes. "I'd gently caress me" :P
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https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1293994243409752064 Should go in the blessed thread but since we're talking about Dolly here it belongs.
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Aug 13, 2020 21:24
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I reposted some stuff in the blessed thread
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jojoinnit posted:I love this. There's few things better than celebs who have normal, boring, non-famous rear end in a top hat spouses and they've just been in a happy quiet relationship forever. This should go in the Blessed Thread. I can't decide if I'm Cheese Monster or Egg and Beer Queer.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Had to post this: Not even Stephen King, it was shot for Cormac McCarthy’s The Road
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LifeSunDeath posted:I reposted some stuff in the blessed thread And it was, indeed, a blessed act.
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Aug 13, 2020 23:21
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It rules that the years-long urban legend of Dolly being covered in tattoos (hence consistently wearing sleeves for decades) was more or less confirmed a few years back
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Ingmar terdman posted:It rules that the years-long urban legend of Dolly being covered in tattoos (hence consistently wearing sleeves for decades) was more or less confirmed a few years back takes off her shirt and has like yakuza full back tats.
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imagine going out drinking with Dolly and she says to you "hey, wanna check out my tatts?"quote:Actors Roseanne Barr and Jennifer Saunders claim to have gotten a look at the ink at a Los Angeles restaurant called Morton's, when, after lots of conversation and wine, Parton offered to show them off.
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Dolly Parton is the best songwriter in the whole world, and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that.
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uber_stoat posted:imagine going out drinking with Dolly and she says to you "hey, wanna check out my tatts?" Wait people don't drink late in LA? What the gently caress is the point of living in the city
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wait people don't drink late in LA? What the gently caress is the point of living in the city Nobody lives "in" LA They live 400 miles away and commute in
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wait people don't drink late in LA? What the gently caress is the point of living in the city 9:30 isn’t late, it’s early
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