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Glottis posted:Honestly the fact that we all go into a secret room and largely just act on instinct figuring out how to handle poo poo coming out of us is hilarious. Like, this should be explained to people. You think that's crazy you should try teaching people how to poop in the woods.
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Please, explain. The images this conjured in my head need to be dispelled.
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Sep 28, 2020 01:08
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Atticus_1354 posted:You think that's crazy you should try teaching people how to poop in the woods. if you don't figure out how to poop in the woods you get eaten by a bear, problem solved.
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Sep 28, 2020 01:16
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There was an english celeb who admitted to stripping completely naked before they sit on the shitter. Then they were shocked that people thought it was weird. To me that’s some proper serial killer/david cameron is a lizard type poo poo.
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:There was an english celeb who admitted to stripping completely naked before they sit on the shitter. feels good man
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Sep 28, 2020 01:25
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:There was an english celeb who admitted to stripping completely naked before they sit on the shitter. My ex pretty much would. He took his shirt off. I remember him rushing to the bathroom while struggling to get his shirt off at the same time. I think he left his socks on. Didn’t want cold feet
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Sep 28, 2020 01:39
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CeramicPig posted:My ex pretty much would. He took his shirt off. I remember him rushing to the bathroom while struggling to get his shirt off at the same time. I think he left his socks on. Didn’t want cold feet We all know that guy: 
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Sep 28, 2020 01:42
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gbut posted:Please, explain. The images this conjured in my head need to be dispelled. Top stories are teenager who balanced on a log and fell in their own poo poo. Second place to the pulled pants around their ankles and then poo poo directly on them kid. Third goes to the adult who came back with their poo poo in a zip lock bag because we were not completely clear on what "pack it in, pack it out" meant in the context of this trip. Honorable mention was my friends girlfriend who got drunk, tripped over the portable composting toilet and then broke their tent zipper during night one of a canoe trip. None of which was discovered until someone tried to poo poo the next morning and found it broken. Thankfully we were able to fix the shitter but the busted tent was bug city for the rest of the trip. Those are but a sampling of my making GBS threads stories. puggish posted:if you don't figure out how to poop in the woods you get eaten by a bear, problem solved. And contrary to popular belief please pee on rocks not trees. Animals lick up the salts and will tear up trees and kill them. Atticus_1354 has a new favorite as of 01:52 on Sep 28, 2020 |
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Sep 28, 2020 01:49
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You don't even need a towel to dry off after a shower, a t shirt works. I've been too broke to afford a towel before.
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Sep 28, 2020 02:19
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My cousin's crazy girlfriend took a dump in the washing machine because she was afraid to go upstairs and meet our family.
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Sep 28, 2020 02:19
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I had such bad anxiety as a kid that I pissed my pants at a friend's house because I was too freaked out to ask where the bathroom was. Granted, I was 4 or so. Certainly too old for that nonsense but I was locked in my own brain.
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Sep 28, 2020 02:35
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this one time? i
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Sep 28, 2020 03:13
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Inzombiac posted:Granted, I was 4 or so. Certainly too old for that nonsense but I was locked in my own brain.
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Sep 28, 2020 03:28
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:There was an english celeb who admitted to stripping completely naked before they sit on the shitter. mullet guy saying what the gently caress.gif how do you guys feel about using a stool while you take a poo poo though? i tried it after i saw this commercial and i prefer it now. doesnt make it easier to poop for me but makes clean up a breeze. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
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Sep 28, 2020 03:54
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I was never taught how to poo poo and then I saw tubgirl at a very impressionable age and figured it was just how it was done which is the reason for my terminal bad breath.
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Sep 28, 2020 04:04
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Atticus_1354 posted:Animals lick up the salts and will tear up trees and kill them. Stop referring to yourself as Animals, we're all worried about you captainOrbital posted:this one time? i 
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We had a small lemon tree in our backyard whislt growing up. Someone had told us lemon trees love nitrates, and that piss had lotsa nitrates in it. My brother and I pissed on that tree so much that we killed it with our toxic urine. Or maybe it was the fact that dad ran it over with the lawnmower one time. But I prefer to think it was the power of piss that killed it. picture tax: 
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Sep 28, 2020 04:46
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CeramicPig posted:My ex pretty much would. He took his shirt off. I remember him rushing to the bathroom while struggling to get his shirt off at the same time. I think he left his socks on. Didn’t want cold feet 
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Sep 28, 2020 05:51
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Pretty sure stripping before taking a dump comes from potty training. Their parents removed all their clothes before hand just incase there was an accident. Then they just keep doing it because it's their normal.
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Sep 28, 2020 06:50
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Sometimes it feels like a tough job and you're sure you'll work up a mean sweat.
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Sep 28, 2020 09:58
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Lodin posted:Pretty sure stripping before taking a dump comes from potty training. Their parents removed all their clothes before hand just incase there was an accident. Then they just keep doing it because it's their normal. No? Never had to do this while potty training.
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Sep 28, 2020 09:59
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Yeah what the gently caress?
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Lodin posted:Pretty sure stripping before taking a dump comes from potty training. Their parents removed all their clothes before hand just incase there was an accident. Then they just keep doing it because it's their normal. I don't know about you but I poop from my butt, even as a child, so removing my shirt was never needed?
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Sep 28, 2020 10:27
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Phosphine posted:I don't know about you but I poop from my butt, even as a child, so removing my shirt was never needed? I poop from my fingers every time I post. Still don't need to take my shirt off though.
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Sep 28, 2020 10:29
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Alterian posted:No? Never had to do this while potty training. I'm assuming it's because you end up having to only wash a poopy toddler and not the clothes as well.
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Sep 28, 2020 11:16
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Makes sense that with a toddler you don't want to take any chances. While as a grown up on the toilet; you're already half naked and in private, why not take it all the way?
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Sep 28, 2020 11:19
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Even toddlers can't poo poo upwards.
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Sep 28, 2020 11:28
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Paladinus posted:Even toddlers can't poo poo upwards. How adorably naive 
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Sep 28, 2020 11:32
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It is my understanding that, like cats, toddlers can and will get poo poo in places you never even thought possible.
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Hyperlynx posted:It is my understanding that, like cats, toddlers can and will get poo poo in places you never even thought possible. It's true. My daughter got her poo poo into Yale.
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Sep 28, 2020 12:20
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Obligatory poop knife dot txt
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Sep 28, 2020 12:23
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Paladinus posted:Even toddlers can't poo poo upwards. Ooh parenthood is going to be a big shock to your system.
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Sep 28, 2020 12:46
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Paladinus posted:Even toddlers can't poo poo upwards. Every parent reading this has just gone silent and stared into the distance, eyes slowly crawling upwards in nightmarish recollection, silently mouthing the word "how" in accursed wonderment.
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Paladinus posted:Even toddlers can't poo poo upwards. "Finished" he caroled, then proceeded to shart a half pint of fizzy gravy up both my leg and the bathroom wall at the same time. Then I got told off for swearing in front of the kids.
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Sep 28, 2020 13:21
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think the word "tsunami" but replace the first syllable with "poo"
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Un-mute this glorious bird. https://i.imgur.com/eL3rlPo.mp4
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