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Oct 24, 2020 16:11
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Oct 24, 2020 16:15
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https://twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/1319655064492007426?s=20 Those looks.
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Oct 24, 2020 17:38
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Oct 24, 2020 18:27
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Would be considerably more "mother FUCKER" without the paraphrases
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Oct 24, 2020 20:06
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Data Graham posted:Would be considerably more "mother FUCKER" without the paraphrases The original is not in english. I choose to believe this translation is as accurate as any other.
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Oct 24, 2020 20:12
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OK but I'm saying it should just give the verses and make you do the work to figure out what road it's leading you down.
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Oct 24, 2020 20:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb_TeBGBY2M
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Desert Bus posted:That's called the "poopy zoomies" and it most likely from defecation stimulating the Vagus Nerve. Is that the scientific name? I mean, in a world where you can legit suffer from exploding head[1] syndrome, and it being 2020, it's hard to tell. [1] No, not that head. The head that everyone[2] has[3]. [2] Homo Sapiens or close enough [3] Is literally[4] permanently[4] attached[4] to them[5]. [4] The literal meaning should be used here rather than any metaphorical. [5] Use past tense as appropriate for dead people.
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Oct 24, 2020 20:57
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thepopmonster posted:Is that the scientific name? I mean, in a world where you can legit suffer from exploding head[1] syndrome, and it being 2020, it's hard to tell. Exploding rear end Syndrome would be an awesome user/band name though
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Oct 24, 2020 21:09
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Desert Bus posted:That's called the "poopy zoomies" and it most likely from defecation stimulating the Vagus Nerve. My cat does it too but luckily only gets poo outside the box once every few years. drat, Going Postal was published 16 years ago.
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Oct 24, 2020 23:25
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E: nm
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Desert Bus posted:That's called the "poopy zoomies" and it most likely from defecation stimulating the Vagus Nerve. My cat does it too but luckily only gets poo outside the box once every few years. All of these words you said I don't even care about I just want a cat again. I've been surreptitiously posting these images as my cool cat. help
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Oct 25, 2020 00:04
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This guy is STEALING CATS
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Oct 25, 2020 02:12
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A cat burglar you say?!
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Oct 25, 2020 02:13
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Data Graham posted:OK but I'm saying it should just give the verses and make you do the work to figure out what road it's leading you down. Because I'm 5 hours into a 12-hour overnight shift with nothing better to do, and because I like you, I compiled this. These all came from the New International Version, but our good friends at biblegateway.com have all the other major English versions as well, so if someone else REALLY wants to pull from, say, the King James Version, knock yourself out. The only reason I went with NIV is because that's what biblegateway defaults to, and hey,  The Reverend Rick Astley posted:And hope does not put us to shame, because God’s love has been poured out into our hearts through the Holy Spirit, who has been given to us. (Rom. 5:5)
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:All of these words you said I don't even care about I just want a cat again. Ok.       Does that help with your wanting a cat problem? E: full name and address redacted, whoops. Elviscat has a new favorite as of 06:01 on Oct 25, 2020 |
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Oct 25, 2020 05:57
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Elviscat posted:Ok. Uh no it makes me want to be stable enough to provide a good home to one or more cats
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Oct 25, 2020 06:10
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My cat likes to lay on me when I'm writing the dumb stories I do. It's called "writey boys time" and it takes place at 1-2 am when everyone is sleeping. He also likes to be a pillow for my graphics tablet while I draw. This is "drawing boys time". I am going to give him a credit if I ever publish.
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I Shot The Serif posted:Because I'm 5 hours into a 12-hour overnight shift with nothing better to do, and because I like you, I compiled this. These all came from the New International Version, but our good friends at biblegateway.com have all the other major English versions as well, so if someone else REALLY wants to pull from, say, the King James Version, knock yourself out. The only reason I went with NIV is because that's what biblegateway defaults to, and hey, Yeah drat, this would take some work for someone to catch on to the gag. But boy howdy if they figured it out there'd be hell to pay
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Oct 26, 2020 00:50
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DicktheCat posted:My cat likes to lay on me when I'm writing the dumb stories I do. It's called "writey boys time" and it takes place at 1-2 am when everyone is sleeping. My cat wants me to hold him till he goes to sleep whenever i sit in my PC chair. He weighs 16 lbs and is very insistent. I'm considering getting some kind of shoulder sling.
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Oct 26, 2020 01:03
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One More Fat Nerd posted:My cat wants me to hold him till he goes to sleep whenever i sit in my PC chair. He weighs 16 lbs and is very insistent. I'm considering getting some kind of shoulder sling. Cat papoose! https://www.wish.com/product/582ebf...w_wcB&share=web
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Oct 26, 2020 01:09
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Relieved to find out I mixed up papoose and pupusa.
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Oct 26, 2020 01:46
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Relieved to find out I mixed up papoose and pupusa. I like the cats expression of "you will pay for this indignity"
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Oct 26, 2020 02:02
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One of my bosses was on a zoom chat with our small team for 20 minutes before we saw the fluffy thing poke out of her lap and demanded to know what it was. It was her 40lb dog in a piece of fabric used as a baby sling across her lap
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Oct 26, 2020 04:46
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One of these things is not like the others.
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Oct 26, 2020 06:20
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BrigadierSensible posted:One of these things is not like the others. I think that's brilliant.
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Oct 26, 2020 06:43
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this sure makes them stand out, this can be good when every other band has a logo that looks samey
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Oct 26, 2020 06:50
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Those dicks just increased the cost of posters by like 500%! 
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Oct 26, 2020 07:15
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Solice Kirsk posted:Those dicks just increased the cost of posters by like 500%! yeah but think of the sales! everyone's gotta be wondering what crazy poo poo party cannon will do on stage.
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Oct 26, 2020 07:40
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Doc Hawkins posted:yeah but think of the sales! everyone's gotta be wondering what crazy poo poo party cannon will do on stage. Unfortunately they sound the same as all the rest: Cookie Monster chasing a drum kit and guitar down the stairs
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Oct 26, 2020 07:51
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Personally, I've always wanted an Avenging Narwhal Playset.  
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Oct 26, 2020 07:58
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BrigadierSensible posted:One of these things is not like the others. 
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Oct 26, 2020 08:20
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Evilreaver posted:Unfortunately they sound the same as all the rest: Cookie Monster chasing a drum kit and guitar down the stairs You can hear the guitar?
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Oct 26, 2020 08:24
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Sound https://i.imgur.com/BSBAbk8.mp4
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Oct 26, 2020 09:26
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BrigadierSensible posted:One of these things is not like the others. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwZj1kUNj5k
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Oct 26, 2020 09:56
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I always love this type of stuff. https://youtu.be/aDiIvE-OsF8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2msmYpNXic There’s also been multiple instances of Kevin Harlan doing play by play for cats and drunk fans on the field during games.
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