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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005



As God as my witness,

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Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

dumb. posted:

When you let neural networks come up with recipes:



Source


Data Graham posted:

Because this has given me so many belly laughs, our own Aramek on a cold read:



I'm loving dying, oh my god. I hope AIs never become smarter than this because their antics will never fail to be absolutely hilarious.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Someone has to attempt to make this. On video.



Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I've seen this before, but this is the first time I've noticed that it says "1 pint of a very cold meat", and it's somehow infinitely more hilarious to me than "1 pint of very cold meat".

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Istari posted:

I've seen this before, but this is the first time I've noticed that it says "1 pint of a very cold meat", and it's somehow infinitely more hilarious to me than "1 pint of very cold meat".

I seriously assumed this was a recipe from England until I got halfway through.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Data Graham posted:

Because this has given me so many belly laughs, our own Aramek on a cold read:



I love this, and he's got a great voice.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

http://objectdreams.tumblr.com/

For everyone who enjoyed that insane recipe here's a whole website of more of that stuff. I don't think it's the same guy but I believe it is using his code which he put on Github.

The Batman one is amazing. As is the Morrisey song about P90X

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Pookah posted:

Famously beautiful football player Cristiano Ronaldo has just been honoured by having an airport named after him and a bust put there in his honour:










dumb. posted:

When you let neural networks come up with recipes:



Source

He also did one for Cooking With Cthulhu

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Apocadall posted:

Is that a Trigger fish?

Nope it's a Mackerel-10

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Deteriorata posted:



As God as my witness,

:golfclap:

I appreciate you.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/jamieabrew/status/808936333708234752/photo/1

My favorite from that guy :allears:

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Deteriorata posted:



As God as my witness,

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

:golfclap:

I appreciate you.

Only looked at the image, not the text below. Now that I have, I agree with Zamboni_Rodeo.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Terraria is a really good game

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Mezzanine posted:

Terraria is a really good game

Hah :D

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

go to laguardia and have a beer and then have some sedatives and then finally just sit back and wait for the airport to be demolished.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



My family members :argh:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

cohsae posted:

http://objectdreams.tumblr.com/

For everyone who enjoyed that insane recipe here's a whole website of more of that stuff. I don't think it's the same guy but I believe it is using his code which he put on Github.

The Batman one is amazing. As is the Morrisey song about P90X

Oh god you've ruined me.







Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Deteriorata posted:



As God as my witness,

Usually the Wild Turkey flies out of the window.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Deteriorata posted:



As God as my witness,

Idgi

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwidmacaRA

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

That took me a sec.

Now I'm understanding Overwatch memes. Thanks for nothing, internet.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Note that people have actually been doing this in real life for almost a century
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.26e5a6b3835f

... and the turkeys often glide to earth but they occasionally forget to open their wings and drop like a rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-FqvGC9UCs&t=20s

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

"I thought oh well at least I haven't yet experienced what I don't know about."

An amazing sentence.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I like him. His girth-to-hip flexibility ratio is mesmerizing.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

I like him. His girth-to-hip flexibility ratio is mesmerizing.

Needs to work on his breathing though. Proper breath control is essential for good moshing!

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

The new IT movie is looking good.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Eww, they're touching it with their bear hand.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





:potg:

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Tired of being treated like potato by my love.

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

Android Apocalypse posted:

Sweet as rear end. Duh.
:nws:
:nws:

Holy poo poo she's playing the Rusty Trombone :captainpop:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Playing with the queen of farts, knowing it ain't really sharts. Joker is the only fool, who'll fill his pants for you!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Twistershift
Feb 7, 2007

:perfect:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Hot drat

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2ViNJFZC8

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

That or

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Good to see someone practicing their right to bear arms

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

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