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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus posted:

It's a paedobear-branded lube. Guess which one Say Nothing's bought in the end.

I don't read Japanese. Stop trying to ruin a good forum with this crap.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Say Nothing posted:

a good forum

Your most outrageous post yet

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
You wouldn't download a demon, a ghost or a nancy.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Milo and POTUS posted:

You wouldn't download a demon, a ghost or a nancy.

Depends, what kind of ghost?

Poltergeist kinda crazy poo poo or a sweet and sensual night with Patrick Swayze making a clay pot?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Thumbs up from me.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

drat this dude's the missing link but only from the waist down

Bone Storm
Aug 3, 2011

BUY ME BONESTORM
OR GO TO HELL
Wait, is that not a normal thing to be able to do?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bone Storm posted:

Wait, is that not a normal thing to be able to do?

Yeah, I don't get it either

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Lol if you can't use your toes to open beer bottles.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

marshmallow creep posted:

Lol if you can't use your toes to open beer bottles.

I can pinch the absolute poo poo out of people with my first two toes does that count.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Neito posted:

A couple of my DnD friends are pro tour players. I understand how serious it is. There's a reason I don't FNM at certain stores anymore.

gently caress nude monkeys?

Fondle nubile men?


Bone Storm posted:

Wait, is that not a normal thing to be able to do?

Glad it's not just me, then.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Gorilla Salad posted:

gently caress nude monkeys?

Fondle nubile men?

Friday Night Magic.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
That's the lamest euphemism for sex I've ever heard

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Who What Now posted:

That's the lamest euphemism for sex I've ever heard
Something tells me that sex is definitely not involved.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


I’m more impressed that he took the second picture without using his hands.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

RFC2324 posted:

Just wear lacy panties bloomers. It makes you much more aware when your pants are showing them off

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I’m more impressed that he took the second picture without using his hands.

He has a prehensile tongue.

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

marshmallow creep posted:

Lol if you can't use your toes to open beer bottles.

Or pick up quarters.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Yeah, I don't get it either

I can do it but only through extreme effort, particularly on my left foot.

Must be a muscle memory thing, why are you all making thumbs up with your feet on a regular basis?

Edit: it's getting easier now and I can see the appeal

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Tell the bible-belters to replace abstinence only education with this. Teens will be too confused about sex to actually have it and teen pregnancies will plummet.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I can pinch the absolute poo poo out of people with my first two toes does that count.

How often does this ability come into play in your life?

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

The longest con.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Rough Lobster posted:

How often does this ability come into play in your life?

I didn't say it was useful.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



idgi :confused:
oh! lmao

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

If you have kneecaps on your arms, see a doctor.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Collateral Damage posted:

If you have kneecaps on your arms, see a doctor.

lmao if you dont have thumbs for toes

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012

















https://twitter.com/mWi1ME/status/920982497432780800

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

:same:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




that one praire dog is like "do you mind?"

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Given they are both Volks, I suspect it's just two vehicles from a corporate fleet.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Mokinokaro posted:

Given they are both Volks, I suspect it's just two vehicles from a corporate fleet.

Those are Toyotas.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Haha how do you get that wrong?

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

VanSandman posted:

Those are Toyotas.

We call 'em volks around these parts.

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Toyota marketing people are committing mass seppuku right now

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