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Scathach posted:Just got these holographic pics in at work. MURICA!!! FYI that's a lenticular print, not a hologram. Edit: Huh, turns out there's not much of a difference, does it have a finely ridged texture? 67 and still making love has a new favorite as of 09:38 on Oct 22, 2017 |
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For her ocular pleasure.
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Memento posted:Predictive text neural networks continue to be a treasure. how long will it be until the dystopian future of Markov-chain derived network TV and honestly will it even be worse?
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Milo and POTUS posted:Looks like someone who set up a sex swing and called you into the room and "whoops hahaha oh wow didn't expect to see you so soon" I want to learn more about sex swings without googling the term...
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Doctor Malaver posted:I want to learn more about sex swings without googling the term... theyre like a bunch of straps i think? if you and your wife weigh half a ton, it can be hard to penetrate. strap up one of you and the angle becomes much easier
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Scathach posted:Just got these holographic pics in at work. MURICA!!! hahahahahahaha I wish I worked at a gas station so I could ID this guy for his flavored cigarillos
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Doctor Malaver posted:I want to learn more about sex swings without googling the term...
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something something side note the biblical Samaritans were generally considered to be terrible people so that one "Good Samaritan" was an old school "one of the good ones" context: "Good Samaritan" when it was written was roughly equivalent to "Good [unexpectedly from $hatedgroup]" stringless has a new favorite as of 12:49 on Oct 22, 2017 |
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FFT posted:how long will it be until the dystopian future of Markov-chain derived network TV
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zedprime posted:That Scrubs script is the missing link which demonstrates even if it's not the rigid algorithmic form of a Markov chain, there's a statistical combination method by the time you are making the 3rd+ season of anything. I assume partly learned internally and partly physically pulling names, actions, and results from a hat and writing to the result. At least a markov chain will never add in a completely new and unrelatable cast while pretending its the same show. Sure therell be some quantum character superpositions due to the chains inability to discern and properly define subjects but there wont be new ones.
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zedprime posted:That Scrubs script is the missing link which demonstrates even if it's not the rigid algorithmic form of a Markov chain, there's a statistical combination method by the time you are making the 3rd+ season of anything. I assume partly learned internally and partly physically pulling names, actions, and results from a hat and writing to the result. "Dr. Car pulls up and honks to the nurses", the first freaking line, was so quintessentially Scrubs that I laughed for 5 straight minutes before I could continue. It's a JD daydream on acid and I love it.
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Breetai posted:"Dr. Car pulls up and honks to the nurses", the first freaking line, was so quintessentially Scrubs that I laughed for 5 straight minutes before I could continue. It's a JD daydream on acid and I love it. quote:The camera zooms in on Dr. Kelso, who dabs.
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I can hear and see that episode perfectly. It's terrifying.
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Am I the only person suspicious that that and other posts like it were actually written by humans, or heavily edited? Maybe I'm still just jaded about horse_ebooks. I do hope it's real.
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It's almost certainly heavily edited, probably by taking choice bits and cleaning them up for syntax and clarity.
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"Turk is explaining fingers to a confused Dr. Kelso" is my favourite bit
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FFT posted:something something side note the biblical Samaritans were generally considered to be terrible people so that one "Good Samaritan" was an old school "one of the good ones" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVB3DdRgqU
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Pretty much everyone in a public restroom who has experienced splash-back from a faucet that flows much faster than you were initially expecting.
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beato posted:Pretty much everyone in a public restroom who has experienced splash-back from a faucet that flows much faster than you were initially expecting. You pissed yourself and everybody could tell
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67 and still making love posted:FYI that's a lenticular print, not a hologram. Yeah, it does. I wish the rest were as humorous. Now I just have to find a 75yo white Republican to buy it.
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Gum posted:You pissed yourself and everybody could tell 
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Holy poo poo someone just bought that stupid eagle I posted
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Scathach posted:Holy poo poo someone just bought that stupid eagle I posted That eagle would have place right next to my print of Abe Lincoln dual wielding an AK47 and the US Consitution, riding his trusty grizzly bear.
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That means the buns are overproofed
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lmao that rabbit is 100% pissed that I haven't finished Police Quest 2 before closing time
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Olive! posted:et get that rabbit in the oven immediately
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Scathach posted:Holy poo poo someone just bought that stupid eagle I posted Like, as a smilie or what? 
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Probably from the store they work at that just started stocking them.
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Pastry of the Year posted:lmao that rabbit is 100% pissed that I haven't finished Police Quest 2 before closing time i came up with this bad pun today, this bun is kismet 
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Proteus Jones posted:That eagle would have place right next to my print of Abe Lincoln dual wielding an AK47 and the US Consitution, riding his trusty grizzly bear. I found a T shirt of Reagan driving a muscle car and shooting a shotgun out of the window at the thrift store a few weeks ago. I haven't had the balls to wear it but I should probably post it.
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Bringing up the persistance hunting thing again, those wolves/African dogs would have a whole family pack tracking the prey, not just a single hunter. So while a single human might be able to chase down a single gazelle, if your whole family was with you, you could take turns stalking or chasing it. There was a joke about your mom/dad/siblings being too fat, absent or lazy to help you catch your gazelle, but I came up short. Walmart is definitely easier.
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Elias_Maluco posted:
I didnt realise I needed this picture in my life. Somebody has a new favorite as of 02:56 on Oct 25, 2017 |
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It's been posted here before, but drat this thing is long, can someone repost that crazy ceramic knife video? Edit: hurf durf It was like the first google result https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPWitSTe2k
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:It's been posted here before, but drat this thing is long, can someone repost that crazy ceramic knife video? Huwat a guud knaif!
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Elias_Maluco posted:
I wish there was evidence of opiate use here so I could make an "it's morphine time!" joke. Somebody has a new favorite as of 02:56 on Oct 25, 2017 |
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