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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




BOOTY-ADE posted:

My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R
I like to play it every day
Or rock out when I'm feeling gray
Oscar Mayer has a way
Of greasing up your CD tray


:master:

Edit: poo poo, what a terrible page snype. Here, have a picture. I think it's funny; YMMV.

Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 00:55 on Apr 21, 2018

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/JabinSerene/status/987092154567872513

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Thanks, Guy.

Lechtansi
Mar 23, 2004

Item Get
gently caress, just as I was about to put Guy on ignore he finally posted a funny photo.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
gg, GG.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Meat IS murder! :ohdear:

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

MarcusSA posted:

Lol Jesus

The only loss that made me laugh.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/987422455474999296?s=21

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/6stAkqR.mp4

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:distonk:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hirayuki posted:

I'm still waiting for an explanation of this one:

It's funny because Curry ran in 2004

cave emperor
Sep 1, 2016

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

32 inch eggs, drat. That's some Flintstones poo poo.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Lobok posted:

32 inch eggs, drat. That's some Flintstones poo poo.

HDTV Waffles are unbelievably good.

- and never had more fun than in a bisquits and gravy hot tub

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I would love to fart in a biscuits and gravy hot tub

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




aa aa a aaa aa aa aaa markets of britain aaaaaa a a a a a aa a a

fack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSG2pD-2O2g

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Lobok posted:

32 inch eggs, drat. That's some Flintstones poo poo.

HDTV waffles have 1080 waffle pits (is there a name for those) along each side, for even more syrup trappage.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Snowy posted:

I would love to fart in a biscuits and gravy hot tub

Avatar/post combo of the week

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

He did that in only 2 takes.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


RatHat posted:

He did that in only 2 takes.

first take was better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRDO9DSSGfA

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



RatHat posted:

He did that in only 2 takes.

it only took one take to something somethign my heart & then the opposite when he went nuts and yelled about black people

what a story

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Krankenstyle posted:

it only took one take to something somethign my heart & then the opposite when he went nuts and yelled about black people

what a story

i didn't understand seinfeld when i was young and it was fresh so I didn't watch it. then i found out michael richards was racist as gently caress and that jerry was super unfunny from watching a few episodes of comedians in cars so i've never understood the affection for that show. veep is at least good and george hasn't come out as a nazi so i can't completely hate it

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Seinfeld was never good

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar
Sizzzzlliinng hot takes.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



well george/elaine plots were always the best which makes sense because george is basically larry david and elaine is basically the platonic ideal of late stage capitalism, but attractive.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also i wanna mention that even when the show was still on the air, jerry was the weak link. lovely actor, tepid jokes, basically layered "meh"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

Seinfeld was never good

That's why you watch CYE, and :ck5:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Krankenstyle posted:

also i wanna mention that even when the show was still on the air, jerry was the weak link. lovely actor, tepid jokes, basically layered "meh"

I always thought the joke was that Jerry was a poo poo comedian.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Krankenstyle posted:

also i wanna mention that even when the show was still on the air, jerry was the weak link. lovely actor, tepid jokes, basically layered "meh"

Things I read in jail: 100 Years of Solitude ++
Stephen King's Eye of Dragon, nice
Sein Language--blackout murder death kill

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Samovar posted:

I always thought the joke was that Jerry was a poo poo comedian.

yea the surface joke, sure, but even in the A-plot scenes, he was basically just reacting unfunnily to much better jokes by all the other players

which really makes you question how much of a "joke" it was that his standup was "supposed to be" lovely?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Now tell me how Citizen Kane isn't good, how sex is overrated, how Soylent is better than food, and how how dogs aren't a sandwich.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Now tell me how Citizen Kane isn't good, how sex is overrated, how Soylent is better than food, and how how dogs aren't a sandwich.

Go search rp1 reviews

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Now tell me how Citizen Kane isn't good, how sex is overrated, how Soylent is better than food, and how how dogs aren't a sandwich.

how how dogs your mom, idiot

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

chitoryu12 posted:

The only time I ever had a pot brownie, they put on 2 hours of Vine compilations to try and help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_PSKpmSEoo

I'm so bummed that Instagram murdered vine. Thank you for this.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Now tell me how Citizen Kane isn't good, how sex is overrated, how Soylent is better than food, and how how dogs aren't a sandwich.

Dogs aren't sandwiches. They're dogs you....



Huh.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo



Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
:stare:

That's one helluva av you got there.

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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

:stare:

That's one helluva av you got there.

drat that's some excellent flexibility

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