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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Solice Kirsk posted:

The second hand dick market is about to explode! Hell, mine's like 37 years old with a ton of miles (both road and idle) on it. I think it's time to get a sportier, more modern model.

Whose DNA do the nads turn out? Yours, or the previous guy's?

poo poo, that could be a biiiiig practical joke.

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Kyron
Aug 6, 2013


I hope when I die I hope my junk is intact enough for someone else to receive so that it may slam on without me

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


Bath Tubs posted:

I hope when I die I hope my junk is intact enough for someone else to receive so that it may slam on without me

for sale, 1 dick, never used

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Indecisive posted:

for sale, 1 dick, never used

:drat:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Say Nothing posting small children again. He must be testing the waters.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

This seems relevant to this thread
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=party.eigenloss.android.isthisloss

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Knormal posted:

Yeah but who are you going to get to take your old beater?

I'll take it. I'm a collector.

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008

Knormal posted:

Yeah but who are you going to get to take your old beater?

I don't think he's getting a hand transplant as well..

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Phanatic posted:

Whose DNA do the nads turn out? Yours, or the previous guy's?

poo poo, that could be a biiiiig practical joke.

It says right in the twitter thread that he got falsies for just this reason :science:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Phanatic posted:

Whose DNA do the nads turn out? Yours, or the previous guy's?

poo poo, that could be a biiiiig practical joke.

They specifically didn't transplant the nards to avoid the complications of plumbing them in. He's getting neuticles and hormone injections.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

There's a tim and eric's bedtime stories about Lance Reddick and Kurtwood Smith elaborately con a young man into getting his balls cut off but later stolen back and re-attached so that like a decade later he has a baby and it turns out it was a priest's baby and it was all a plot for him to have a kid without loving.

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/tim-erics-bedtime-stories/tornado/

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Memento posted:

They specifically didn't transplant the nards to avoid the complications of plumbing them in. He's getting neuticles and hormone injections.

I hope they give him huge ones so he at least has one silver lining out of all this

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Memento posted:

neuticles

This is such a beautiful word that I don't want to google it's meaning as to not destroy the mental image I'm having

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Samuringa posted:

This is such a beautiful word that I don't want to google it's meaning as to not destroy the mental image I'm having
I have brought you to the realm beyond words. I have spared you a painful search. Behold!

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I have brought you to the realm beyond words. I have spared you a painful search. Behold!


I really don't like that Jelly Belly flavor.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Phanatic posted:

I really don't like that Jelly Belly flavor.
That's why you eat the pineapple ones first.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Bertie Bott really does have every flavor of bean

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Baronjutter posted:

There's a tim and eric's bedtime stories about Lance Reddick and Kurtwood Smith elaborately con a young man into getting his balls cut off but later stolen back and re-attached so that like a decade later he has a baby and it turns out it was a priest's baby and it was all a plot for him to have a kid without loving.

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/tim-erics-bedtime-stories/tornado/

I was all pumped that I recognized that as Lieutenant Daniels before I saw his face/heard his voice (you first meet him he's sitting down and facing away from camera at like not quite 3/4 profile) but goddamn I went back and re-read your post and now I'll never know if I subconsciously noticed it before viewing (I latched onto Kurtwood smith right away and passed over Lance Reddick almost entirely... or so I think) and I will hate you forever because of it.

Cat Potency
Aug 13, 2006

Chairman Meow

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Loss edits getting weirder and weirder every day.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

All the knotholes in the fence are a nice touch.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Peeny Cheez posted:

That's why you eat the pineapple ones first.

:cow-from-earthworm-jim-saying-well-done:

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015






Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Chronological Order or Quality Order??

The world may never know...

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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One day konami will be ashamed of their words and deeds

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Choco1980 posted:

Chronological Order or Quality Order??

The world may never know...

It's both

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Who What Now posted:

Say Nothing posting small children again. He must be testing the waters.

As long as he's only posting them.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

everybody update your excel spreadsheets on banal posters. we can finally rid this world of bad picture posters BESIDES ourselves who complain about mildly amusing pictures in the funny pictures thread

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

*tabulates the funny vs recognizable content for a jpeg* "yeah let's report this one guys and don't forget to complain loudly in the thread"

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Oh hey sup time traveler from last week

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

YOSHI CAN WALK ON MUNCHERS THIS COMIC IS INACCURATE AND FURTHERMORE

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Fister Roboto posted:

YOSHI CAN WALK ON MUNCHERS THIS COMIC IS INACCURATE AND FURTHERMORE
I mean it's still pretty rude.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I suppose he could starve down there

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

He could eat the Munchers.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

What?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



the man on the right has larger hands than the man in the picture

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

punchymcpunch posted:

the man on the right has larger hands than the man in the picture

I don't think so.

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