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Facebook Aunt posted:No matter what they are doing these seem like the least efficient animal ever. So much limb flopping for so little movement. When eating it seems to take several big air chomps before they manage to get anything in their mouths. What is even going on with these guys?
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Aug 13, 2018 16:33
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Brewmaster posted:I had to look this up because I was like "no god drat way is that true" but drat you were right. It was technically 2006 but whatever. Holy poo poo tortoises live for a long time. Holy poo poo I was already preparing to write "and the turtle's name was...Albert Einstein" but nevermind 
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Aug 13, 2018 17:00
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Aug 13, 2018 17:36
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Aug 13, 2018 17:50
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Letmebefrank posted:
 Old Sheffield style Timo
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Aug 13, 2018 17:53
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I wonder what went into the assortment of Timo.
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Aug 13, 2018 18:16
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Aug 13, 2018 18:18
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Night In The Woods 2 lookin good
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Aug 13, 2018 18:43
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Picture me desperately screaming at the TV for the cameraman to tilt down and film the coffee puddle at his feet
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Aug 13, 2018 18:48
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Phy posted:Picture me desperately screaming at the TV for the cameraman to tilt down and film the coffee puddle at his feet Jokes on you friendo. That smile right there, the wry one; motherfucker ain't wearing pants and he's king of the world right then. He's practically daring the camera man to pan down.
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Aug 13, 2018 19:48
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Hell yeah being high at work rules
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Aug 13, 2018 19:55
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Bath Tubs posted:Hell yeah being high at work rules https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyj8Ev8jWF0
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Aug 13, 2018 20:00
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https://twitter.com/scarytoilet/status/1024640591399936001
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Aug 13, 2018 20:22
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that's a real good follow, btw
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Aug 13, 2018 20:22
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If we aren’t allowed to think it’s funny that a dark Twix is longer than a white Twix, then we really shouldn’t be making fun of the handicupped.
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Aug 13, 2018 20:31
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The Maestro posted:If we aren’t allowed to think it’s funny that a dark Twix is longer than a white Twix, then we really shouldn’t be making fun of the handicupped. Not giving a single gently caress isn't a handicap, it's a blessing
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Aug 13, 2018 20:53
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Quit trying to change the subject!
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Aug 13, 2018 21:02
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You're making fun of a drinking problem.
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Aug 13, 2018 21:25
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Facebook Aunt posted:No matter what they are doing these seem like the least efficient animal ever. So much limb flopping for so little movement. When eating it seems to take several big air chomps before they manage to get anything in their mouths. What is even going on with these guys? In context of the post you quoted, I kind of thought you were talking about old white dudes for a moment. It was plausible.
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Aug 13, 2018 21:33
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Doesn't matter if it's upside down or not. Every cup in film and television is loving empty. Lifting it up like I wouldn't notice, I'm on to you!
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Aug 13, 2018 21:53
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Haha, holy poo poo. These guys are my local news.
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Aug 13, 2018 22:00
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Tony Gunk posted:Haha, holy poo poo. These guys are my local news. So does this happen often?
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Aug 13, 2018 22:35
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The Trump presidential bathroom.
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Aug 14, 2018 00:53
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The Bloop posted:Not giving a single gently caress isn't a handicap, it's a blessing read a little harder there Bloop 
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Aug 14, 2018 01:02
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Memento posted:read a little harder there Bloop Oh poo poo, he better hang on! If he slips down the road any farther that grate bike's gonna to shred him to pieces!
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Aug 14, 2018 01:08
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Memento posted:read a little harder there Bloop I saw  I just ignored it to make a far worse one of my ownThey can't all be gold!
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Aug 14, 2018 01:32
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EmmyOk posted:Id rather not have these kinds of memes posted. Any jokes based around ethnic stereotypes can be done without regardless of how harmless you perceive them to be generally imo Please tell me this was a loving joke. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 14, 2018 02:38
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Tears for Fears posted:Please tell me this was a loving joke. 
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Aug 14, 2018 02:41
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You loving heard me!
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Aug 14, 2018 02:52
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Please tell me Curt Smith isn't a racist. I like Tears for Fears. They're like a Kroger brand Depeche Mode.
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Aug 14, 2018 02:54
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Brewmaster posted:I had to look this up because I was like "no god drat way is that true" but drat you were right. It was technically 2006 but whatever. Holy poo poo tortoises live for a long time. Hell, Clive of India's pet tortoise died in 2006, and even then it was an injury that finally did it. The man himself died in 1774, for comparison.
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Aug 14, 2018 03:50
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The rich people are loving up using blood from young humans. They should be being injected with old turtles blood.
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Aug 14, 2018 04:04
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Milo and POTUS posted:The rich people are loving up using blood from young humans. They should be being injected with old turtles blood. They should be murdered
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Dammit, google is failing me. Pretend I posted the funny picture of a Charles Addams comic strip where two explorers set foot on a beach and are surprised to see a giant tortoise who has, painted on his back, the slogan "Marc Antony <3 Cleopatra"
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