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evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Psycho Society posted:

cya later shitlords

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 19:31

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:43

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

The Ape of Naples posted:

This is why I never got why people were into twins. Who wants to be with two sisters? And, beyond that, the redundancy?

Twice the costs. Twice the nagging. Twice the number of people disappointed by your sexual performance. Either they haven't thought it through, or they know exactly what their fetish is.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 16:31

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

I'm from an island with no trees. It was also occupied by germans during WW2.

We found bombed out german bunker porn. Disappointingly, it was from the 90s, not the 40s.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 14:45

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

No Lord Cumbuckethead? SAD!

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 16:09

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

We Know Catheters posted:

Would play.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 19:57

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Wheat Loaf posted:

Someone track down that kid and send him that. Post the reaction here.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 18:15

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wIZGB6P.mp4

The schadenfreude is on Roy Nelson, who has to wake up every day and realize he's Roy Nelson.

I've never seen Stefan Struve look like anything other than a decent guy.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 17:04

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Deteriorata posted:

What about pineapple on hats

Just reminds me of what an rear end in a top hat Abe was, and then I just get sad. There wasn't even any kind of schadenfreude on what a stupid rear end in a top hat he was. Only sadness.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 22:30

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is it illegal to kill a goose if it's attacking you?

Don't get in a fight with a goose. You're either going to be the guy that got his rear end kicked by a goose, or you're gonna be the guy that beat up a goose.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 20:06

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

96 Port Hub posted:

None of them it was just Bitcoin miners?

Wouldn't that be a good defense against unreasonable searches now? The police are driving around with FLIRs looking for warm houses, and using the heat signature as probable cause. Now there is a plausible legal reason to have a hot house.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 20:08

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Greater Mommy.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 17:43

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

I keep telling my wife we have the green light to go ahead.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2018 14:35

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

punchymcpunch posted:

Didn't know your mom is an astronaut.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 15:32

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Look what you made me do for lunch.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 10:45

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

I posted that graphic to a car group on facebook, and got accused of having a fetish for mechanical door mechanisms, and "WHAT ABOUT THE PORSCHE 911?? HUH? HUH? DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?"

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 22:17

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

DIED A VIRGIN posted:

It made me smile, which is more than I can say for the last page.

but what are the disadvantages?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 19:51

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Johnny Aztec posted:

I don't know but probably Middle ages.

Angels are horrifying abominations in the eyes of man.

A giant flaming wheel made of eyes. Grotesque, and misshapen.
It's why when angels appear to certain people they say " Hey dude, dont be scared. Im not here to smite you"

Like, most Old school angels are some serious Lovecraftian poo poo.

I think I met this guy in Bayonetta.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 16:50

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Escalatrix.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2018 23:22

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

1stGear posted:

I am incredibly jealous of this snake because I will never experience what it is like to have all the dead skin on my body peeled off at once.

It must feel amazing.

I was on accutane for my acne, which hyperaccelerates the growth cycle of your skin in order to burn out the acne from your body. I could peel off parts of my face like a mask from one of the Mission Impossible movies.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 19:34

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

sandoz posted:

The Michelle Obama haters could never agree on if she was too fat or if she had too much muscle definition.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2019 20:56

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

sandoz posted:

hey which volvos did everyone drive in high school

My dads 1986 240. He bought it cheap from the bank he worked in, which repoed it from a delinquent owner.

I had that thing at speeds it was never built for, it's a miracle I'm still alive.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 18:00

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

chitoryu12 posted:

jean birb van damme

# ¿ May 22, 2019 17:58

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

If you calculate height over years backwards, you find the average viking was the size of a coke bottle.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 09:43

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Rejected in-game art for cyberpunk 2077

# ¿ Oct 28, 2019 17:37

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Lodin posted:

Those seem like good policies and he might be a decent dude, but for gently caress's sake.
https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1283829006987456512?s=20

He's no Alf Normann Hansen, mayor of Gamvik

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 12:31

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

uber_stoat posted:

https://twitter.com/Morris_Bits/status/1113756760890802176?s=20

# ¿ Aug 9, 2020 20:35

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Remember to thank Dolly Parton for the success of Joss Whedon.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 11:18

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

The Ape of Naples posted:

God, I hate Tik Tok and everyone who uses it. It's just lifeless, humorless garbage.

I'm probably older than you, but OK boomer.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2020 18:01

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Yet most MMA fighters train across a combination of well known martial arts, funny indeed.

You might even say they train in a mix of martial arts.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2020 19:16

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

ewiley posted:

Hell yeah, gonna get some AssTail tonight

https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1344887930188300289?s=21

The reverse Lighthouse

# ¿ Jan 2, 2021 18:49

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Stroop There It Is posted:

I'm the universal remote on the table

A surprisingly accurately drawn Logitech Harmony 880.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 15:08

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Memento posted:

Is that really the scene, just the song, no dialogue, no foley?

That fuckin' rules.

That's an edit, this was the actual scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWZFkPiFlkE

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 14:54

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Engineers are why wisdom and intelligence are separate stats

# ¿ Jun 22, 2021 10:24

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Paladinus posted:

YES! That's why I love this website!

you guys, this is so important you won't believe it, and I feel so validated

# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 14:25

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Kheldarn posted:

Those are the same idiots who say Try And instead of Try To.

would of

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 08:03

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

I never got the appeal of having a high tolerance for alcohol, besides some macho posturing stuff.

I want to get shitfaced, and I want it to happen fast, cheap and tasty!

# ¿ Oct 7, 2021 08:35

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Trabant posted:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7082036901695311150

Psh, just take the train to the slutstation.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2022 11:27

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

slutstation

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 13:53

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

bike tory posted:

it's always seemed like a supreme injustice that people get the babby out and then it's like "cool but you aren't done yet"

I guess it wouldn't make for quite the same cinematic effect if they ever depicted that in movies and poo poo but it's literally never shown.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romance_(1999_film)

Many confused boners were had by young men watching the biggest mainstream movie to feature real sex. I can guarantee all of them went soft when they got to the birthing scene at the end.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 20:56

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:43

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Stoatbringer posted:

Were they using the hammer to check if the pope was dead, or to make sure that the pope was dead?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 21:35

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